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 Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:37 pm
2 drums and a symbol fall over a cliff...
badum tish!
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:59 pm
This blond girl starts kindegarten. When she comes home, she tells her mother "Momma guess what! Today in kindiegarten we learned the alphabet! I got all the way up to G and all the other kids only made it up to D. See? A B C D E F G!" and the mother says "Oh that's so good, honey!" "Is it cuz I'm blond?" the girl asks and the mother replies "Yes, yes it is honey." So the next day the girl comes home and she tells her mother "Momma guess what! Today in kindiegarten we learned how to count! I counted all the way up to 10 and all the other kids only made it up to 5. See? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!" and the mother says "Oh that's so good, honey!" "Is it cuz I'm blond?" the girl asks and the mother replies "Yes, yes it is honey." So the next day the girl comes home and she tells her mother "Momma guess what! Today in kindiegarten we studied anatomy! And my boobs are bigger than all the other girls'!" and the mother says "Oh that's so good, honey!" "Is it cuz I'm blond?" the girl asks and the mother replies "No, honey, it's because you're twenty-four."
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:21 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:04 am
Q: What did C3P0 give Luke Skywalker for his birthday?
A: Machine Head
-_-
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:30 am
Nakago_Chan Q: What did C3P0 give Luke Skywalker for his birthday?
A: Machine Head
-_- booooooooooooooooo *throws tomato* thats really bad
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:57 am
why did the girl take a pencil and paper to bed?
To draw the curtains xd
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:32 pm
David Fox Nakago_Chan Q: What did C3P0 give Luke Skywalker for his birthday?
A: Machine Head
-_- booooooooooooooooo *throws tomato* thats really bad
I said the same thing to my friend when I heard that joke. And they got all mad that I didin't find it funny xp
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:46 pm
Nakago_Chan David Fox Nakago_Chan Q: What did C3P0 give Luke Skywalker for his birthday?
A: Machine Head
-_- booooooooooooooooo *throws tomato* thats really bad
I said the same thing to my friend when I heard that joke. And they got all mad that I didin't find it funny xp now this one is funny how do you get an elephant into a fridge? push him in biggrin how do u get a garaffe (sp) into a fridge? No not push him in Take the elephant out then push him in 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:50 pm
David Fox Nakago_Chan David Fox Nakago_Chan Q: What did C3P0 give Luke Skywalker for his birthday?
A: Machine Head
-_- booooooooooooooooo *throws tomato* thats really bad
I said the same thing to my friend when I heard that joke. And they got all mad that I didin't find it funny xp now this one is funny how do you get an elephant into a fridge? push him in biggrin how do u get a garaffe (sp) into a fridge? No not push him in Take the elephant out then push him in 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:44 am
.. mrgreen .. My Turn !..
A man get's home from his work. He sees his blonde woman sitting at the kitchen table. She seems really busy doing something so, he decides to go to her. 'What are you doing, hunny ?' he asks her. The woman smiles and says 'Oh, hi. You are home. I am busy making a puzzle but, I just can't seem to find the elephants tail !..' The man slowly puts his hand on his womans shoulder, he sighs as he calmly says .. 'Put the cornflakes back in the box, hunny .. '
EEEEEH !.. gonk
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 5:38 am
Finlay Mishon .. mrgreen .. My Turn !..
A man get's home from his work. He sees his blonde woman sitting at the kitchen table. She seems really busy doing something so, he decides to go to her. 'What are you doing, hunny ?' he asks her. The woman smiles and says 'Oh, hi. You are home. I am busy making a puzzle but, I just can't seem to find the elephants tail !..' The man slowly puts his hand on his womans shoulder, he sighs as he calmly says .. 'Put the cornflakes back in the box, hunny .. '
EEEEEH !.. gonk thats just plain mad
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 11:34 am
David Fox Finlay Mishon .. mrgreen .. My Turn !..
A man get's home from his work. He sees his blonde woman sitting at the kitchen table. She seems really busy doing something so, he decides to go to her. 'What are you doing, hunny ?' he asks her. The woman smiles and says 'Oh, hi. You are home. I am busy making a puzzle but, I just can't seem to find the elephants tail !..' The man slowly puts his hand on his womans shoulder, he sighs as he calmly says .. 'Put the cornflakes back in the box, hunny .. '
EEEEEH !.. gonk thats just plain mad
I know !!!.. mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:07 pm
q: how do you keep a bull from charging?
a: Take away his credit cards blaugh xd sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:28 pm
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!''
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was.
The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.'' The robber said, ''What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!'' The parrot said, ''The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!''
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:02 pm
Michi Mitsu One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!'' The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.'' The robber said, ''What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!'' The parrot said, ''The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!''
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