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 Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:53 am
Sepik And, of course, another one of my favorite passages is also from Dead Beat. I guess it's kind of spoiler-y, but not by too much.
I forgot my bad leg for a second, crossed the room to Butters, and seized him by the front of his shirt. I hauled up until his heels lifted off of the floor. "We are not going to die!"
Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"
"No. And do you know why?"
He shook his head.
"Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die."
He blinked.
"Polka will never die!" I shouted at him. "Say it!"
He swallowed. "Polka will never die?"
"Again!"
"P-p-polka will never die," He stammered.
I shook him a little. "Louder!"
"Polka will never die!" He shrieked.
"We're going to make it!" I shouted.
"I can't believe I'm hearing this," Thomas muttered. Just got through that part in Dead Beat, Brilliant!
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:48 pm
The building was on fire and it was not my fault. - Begining of Blood Rites
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:51 pm
Sepik Then there was that one... I forgot what book it's from...
"My life must be a low-budget movie."
Or something like that. ^^ It is from Dead Beat but I can't remember the rest of it even though I wanted to quote it not five minutes ago in another thread!
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:39 pm
"Hope went through the last of its post-mordem twitches." --Proven Guilty
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:42 am
"God will smile on this choice." "Yeah. Ask him not to Sodom and Gomorrah my apartment and we'll be even." From Grave Peril
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High-functioning Hellraiser
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:17 am
Cassie...
I love your name, your avi, and especially your sig.
Oh what was that quote...
"So, are you telling me that you want to ride a magic carpet to go beg the King of the Potato people for your life?"
At one point I had that entire scene memorized, but then it was taken off of youtube. sad
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:12 am
Sepik Cassie...
I love your name, your avi, and especially your sig.
Oh what was that quote...
"So, are you telling me that you want to ride a magic carpet to go beg the King of the Potato people for your life?"
At one point I had that entire scene memorized, but then it was taken off of youtube. sad Why, thank you. Your compliment is very much appreciated, Sepik. You have made this girls day. 'I stuffed it into my pocket, then headed for the meeting of the White Council of Wizardry. Where I was sure to cut a devastating swath with my couth, hygiene, and natural grace.' -Summer Knight
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High-functioning Hellraiser
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:14 am
BumbleBee-Alchimie From the TV show, I can't help but love Bob:
"I can't believe she wore that shawl with those shoes!"
Maybe it was the other way around. I forget xD But it was fawesome i loved that one too. made me giggle. heart i currently am havinbg a brain block from quotes today... but i know if its any,its proabably from bob.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:40 pm
This is the best one I can think of right now. It's from the TV show...
This is why I watch. To see Bob needle Harry...
Harry: I dropped out of high school, remember?
Bob: And you wonder why your life is an unending series of insurmountable intellectual, financial and emotional hurdles.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:13 pm
From White Night-
"There was silence for a moment, broken only by the crunching of tasty rings of oats or baked wheat or something. I just knew it was good for my heart and my cholesterol and for all the flowers and puppies and tiny children. The box said so."
refers to Cheerios. If you knew how many boxes of Cheerios I buy a month you would know why I find this amusing.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:12 pm
This is gonna be a long one.Ahem.I'lltry to shorten it
"Sometimes the most remarkable things seem commenplace. I mean, when you think about it, Jet travel is pretty freaking remarkable.You get in a plane, it defies gravity by exploiting a loophole with air pressure and travels distances that would years centuries ago.But get on any flight today and you will find some one who complains about the drinks. THE DRINKS!That was me standing on staircase over chicago.'Yeah. Sure they couldn't have made this an escalator.'"
Sorry it took so long. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:43 am
Bob: "Do you really have to use all of it?"
Harry: "Well, it's Sharon's money. She touched it. So, the more I use, the better the chance I've got to find her."
Bob: "I know, but the rent is due next week."
Harry: "Bob, you're a spirit. You live in a skull. You have no physical needs. You're really going to b***h about the rent?"
Bob: "I'm just thinking of you."
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:55 pm
GuruLazer Bob: "Do you really have to use all of it?" Harry: "Well, it's Sharon's money. She touched it. So, the more I use, the better the chance I've got to find her." Bob: "I know, but the rent is due next week." Harry: "Bob, you're a spirit. You live in a skull. You have no physical needs. You're really going to b***h about the rent?" Bob: "I'm just thinking of you." This is ironic because in the first book Bob made Harry use a fifty dollar bill in his love potion that Bob made Harry make.
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