I have some, here they are:
"I knitted him a pair of socks, and rubbed his neck. He liked the socks."
Interviewer: "If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would be eaten first?" Ray: "Definitely not Mikey, there’s not much to eat! I would say me or Bob. I’m actually gonna go with Bob. He looks tasty." Frank: "I’ll pick Bob too. I wouldn’t eat you, because you’d get us off the island! *giggles*" Frank: *horrified at answer* "Oh s**t, I get eaten first?!" Ray: *laughs at Frank* Interviewer: "You know why? You would offer to be eaten because that way none of the others would have to die." All: "Awwww!"
Everybody thinks I’m a shitty little ********! And apparently they’re right!
Steven: "Does Gerard sleep naked?" Frank: "Yes he does." Gerard: "No...wait, what?" Frank: "You were when you slept with me!" Steven: "Wow, My Chem exposed." Frank: "He told me that was how it had to be!" <------*Giggles*