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 Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:13 pm
^ GRANTED but now you don't know the price of anything
I wish i could speak to wolves
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:32 pm
^ granted, but they misunderstood what you said.
I wish I could live in Japan.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:46 pm
^ GRANTED! Problem is they misunderstood what you said, thought you announced that you were a terrorist, and put you in jail for the rest of your life.
I wish I was better at chess and go.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:34 am
^granted but you still lose
I wish I didn't have to die
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:34 pm
^ Granted, but after a while when you didn't die, people thought there was something wrong with you and you were put in the Nut House.
I wish my brother would just drop dead.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:23 pm
^ GRANTED~! Problem is he's actually a lich, so after being dead for sometime, he comes back and kills you.
I wish for a box of pepperoni pizza with garlic dipping sauce for the crust (you know, like they sell at Popa John's).
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:03 pm
^ Granted!
But you didn't tip the delivery boy enough, and he simply had had the last straw and killed you a little bit.
Don't worry though, you had a nice funeral, and I enjoyed your pizza.
I wish people would stop being stupid.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:27 pm
^Granted but everyone then becomes so smart that you ended up being the stupidest person in the world.
I wish that i had a bucketful of money that was not stolen.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:32 pm
^ Granted but somehow, you manage to misplace it and you never find it.
I wish I was a vampire.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:36 pm
^ GRANTED~! Problem is, the next morning, you forget you're a vampire, walk outside, and wither away~!
I wish I could get the guts to apologize to my girlfriend for being a bad boyfriend and not giving her enough attention.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:55 pm
^ Granted but she'll still be mad at you for other reasons.
I wish I had a real panda plushie.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:03 pm
^ GRANTED! However, it turns out to be a doppleganger disguised as one, and it kills you, turns into you, and takes over your life.
I wish I could take someone I hate and seal them into a cardboard box for all eternity.
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:58 pm
^ Granted. But, they managed to escape from the box with some awesomely awesome strength..Thingys.. And found you, then stuck you in a cardboard box to show you how it felt.
I wish that there weren't any illiterates'.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:35 pm
^ GRANTED! Problem is, they were all replaced with government agents, and they're all out to get you~!
I wish I could convince my brother to give up on trying to wipe out humanity.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:43 pm
^ Granted, but he then tries to take over the Alien Race.
I wish that I had a flamethrower to shoot my dad and brother with.
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