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 Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:17 pm
our officers and some of my best friends hav a few weird sayings!
1. Well good! this is said like the AP Physics teacher
2. Its College! This is said by our Ap American History Teach! Who i might add is kinda crazy!
3. Football! Football! Said by our trumpets others answer them!
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:16 pm
"ITS A D FOR GODS SAKE AS IN DOG, DOOFUS, DRUMMER"
the famous qoute of my BD
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:46 pm
"Okay people, let's start at letter J. Letter J as in donkey!"
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:56 am
To be on time is to be late, to be EARLY is to be on time.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:58 am
Kikani_X3 'DON'T RUN OVER MR. SQUIGGLY!!!!! >>>.<<<' Beginer Band clarinet/percussion teacher Mr. Boulet... our clarinets kept 'running over' the quater rests... biggrin it was a good day.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:33 pm
Kaycees_Mom To be on time is to be late, to be EARLY is to be on time. Our version is "If you are early, you are on time. If you are on time, you are late. If you are late, your a** is mine!" blaugh
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:17 pm
Oh god.
I have a ridiculously long list of random things.
Our band director uses this crazy analogy.
Basically he'll be giving us a pep talk about how we're going to do AMAZING.
How everyone's going to love us.
And how they're going to love us so much that they're going to throw dead cats and babies.
[apparently this is a good thing?]
We don't understand his logic.
FLAMINGO DOWN!
My friend Ashley came up with this one.
Basically.
When teaching the about face, you tell people to stand on their left leg, like a flamingo, and then place their right leg down.
Flamingo down.
It's amazing.
Due to an unfortunate incident during the 2005 marching season, all of our band camp letters contain a statement somewhere along the lines of "NO PITCHFORKS."
At regionals some kids bought our director a toilet scrubbing brush.
Because our director was trying to make this analogy that involved the squeegee thing that's in the toilet bowl.
He said we should play more like that.
SHOVE IT.
That's a term this kid Connor came up with during my freshman year.
We were learning flanks.
And our drum major was going over everything and he was like "you're going to pivot and then plant your heel into the ground." "SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR HEEL?"
And then Connor, just out of nowhere, screamed at the top of his lungs, "SHOVE IT!"
It was the funniest thing ever.
We still use that term today.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:57 pm
Synthesized Girl Oh god.
I have a ridiculously long list of random things.
Our band director uses this crazy analogy.
Basically he'll be giving us a pep talk about how we're going to do AMAZING.
How everyone's going to love us.
And how they're going to love us so much that they're going to throw dead cats and babies.
[apparently this is a good thing?]
We don't understand his logic.
FLAMINGO DOWN!
My friend Ashley came up with this one.
Basically.
When teaching the about face, you tell people to stand on their left leg, like a flamingo, and then place their right leg down.
Flamingo down.
It's amazing.
Due to an unfortunate incident during the 2005 marching season, all of our band camp letters contain a statement somewhere along the lines of "NO PITCHFORKS."
At regionals some kids bought our director a toilet scrubbing brush.
Because our director was trying to make this analogy that involved the squeegee thing that's in the toilet bowl.
He said we should play more like that.
SHOVE IT.
That's a term this kid Connor came up with during my freshman year.
We were learning flanks.
And our drum major was going over everything and he was like "you're going to pivot and then plant your heel into the ground." "SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR HEEL?"
And then Connor, just out of nowhere, screamed at the top of his lungs, "SHOVE IT!"
It was the funniest thing ever.
We still use that term today.
*keels over and dies of laughter*
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:26 pm
Our band's saying is "shutup, the penguin's on the box."
Our bd wears tuxedos to all concerts/public showings, so he looks like a penguin. (he doesn't button his black shirt, leaving a white stripe within the black) And when he stands on his podium, a box in the band room, he asks everyone to be silent.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:22 pm
"Hosts of Freedom" has ever more been known as "Hoosts of Freedom" since a certain senior messed up while presenting the song title during a recorded and live concert!
What is a "hoost", you ask? We're not entirely sure yet, but it seems to have something to do with my butt, so it can be assumed that whatever a "hoost" is, it is quite fat.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:18 pm
Miss Davis, "Okay band, what's your favorite color of bunny?"
Tubas, "Blue?"
Miss Davis, "Alright. Now let's tune everyone!!"
gonk I MISS HER!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:22 pm
pixie_dust_901 Kaycees_Mom To be on time is to be late, to be EARLY is to be on time. Our version is "If you are early, you are on time. If you are on time, you are late. If you are late, your a** is mine!" blaugh
Our's is also slightly different at the end:
"To be early is to be on time; to be on time is to be late; to be late is to be dead".
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:06 pm
please refrain from noodleing in the stands
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:48 pm
I have a long-ish list. Although I have to say, I'm rather surprised of the little innuendos.
You have an erection. - its what we say when one's zipper is up and not tucked in.
Wait! I have to rub your balls!- Said in the middle of a bunch of guys (by me) to my one friend who was new. For good luck we rub the balls on each other's uniforms.
I'm in your pants!- People were switching pants when we didn't have to wear our uniforms (we had to keep them clean for championships), and so people were literally in someone else's pants.
Canoodle!- A word of the week from my section leader. No one knew what it meant so I looked it up, and it caught on. We had canoodle circles!
Can you help me with my runs?- Runs as in music, and asking someone for help.
Wi is here!- Not sure if I spelled it right, but a few years ago we had a student named Wi (pronounced Wee, or Wii), so when we said Wi is here, it was correct grammatically.
I know there's more, but I can't recall them right now.
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