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Mother Vomit Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:06 pm
She reached into her pocket and pulled out her MAGICAL ginger bread man, who could talk to other candy and her.
She poked it, "Ask the shoe where it's shoelaces are!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:58 pm
The shoe told the gingerbread man, "Qencaepjl ajakdvcije hieoaodij." which roughly translates to, "The bullies stole them."
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Mother Vomit Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:03 pm
The gingerbread told this to Lilly and she pouted.
Poor thing she thought.
"We'll get them back!" she yelled to the shoe.
And the gingerbread said, "QWasrenkle llloekrlsak roooojroekl dksl," which translated to 'we get laces back good.'
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:13 pm
The shoe flopped around happily and exploded. Then, it reapeared, unharmed. Candy shoes are magical like that.
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Mother Vomit Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:05 pm
Lilly giggled as the candy show exloded and came back again.
Candy shoes amazed her.
Lilly and the gingerbread man then set out on their mission to get the laces back!
Dun dun dun..
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:50 pm
Then, suddenly, a large sign appeared, reading "The Lord of the Shoes: The Two Laces."
((Roisu was just watching LotR...))
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Mother Vomit Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:15 pm
Lilly stared and then though, 'Two laces?! Wait.. then.. wow.. what?'
Her thought confused her.
So she shrugged and followed the signs appearing all along the river pointing to where the two laces were.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:15 pm
Finally, the reached a sign that read, "Shoelaces Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Whoever wrote the sign must have liked exclamation points. A lot.
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Mother Vomit Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:53 am
Lilly laughed and jumped off of the boat only to be met by a giant, talking llama.
"In order to pass to get to the laces, you must pass three tests. The first test is a test of strength. The second is the question of truth. And the last is a test of loooooooooooove."
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:32 pm
Lilly grinned, "I'm sure this'll be easy. What do I have to do first?"
"Were you not listening? You have to pass the test of strength."
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Mother Vomit Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:01 pm
Lilly stared confuzzled, "So uh.. what exactly do I have to do for this test of strenght?"
The llama laughed, "You must lift up that ant!"
A small, golden ant appread next to the llama's left foot.
Easy enough Lilly thought, but as she tried to pick up the ant, she couldn't even get it to budge.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:17 pm
Luckily for her, the gingerbread man happened to be carrying a vial of ant poison. Because everybody knows that golden ants weigh very little when poisoned. (But they have wonderful immune systems, so it shouldn't hurt the ant permanently)
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Mother Vomit Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:24 pm
Lilly dumped the poison on the ant and then picked it up easily.
"AHAHAAA! Now what you taco?!" She screamed.
The llama nodded it's head, "The next test.."
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:24 pm
"One train leaves New York City, travelling east at 30 miles per hour, and another leaves San Diego, travelling west at 40 miles per hour. Assuming they can travel over water and assuming the earth is perfectly spherical, how long would it take before the trains pass each other 3 times? Just kidding! The real test of truth is..." dramatic pause, "What did I eat for breakfast?"
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Mother Vomit Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:48 pm
Lilly thought for a few seconds.
If she was a llama what would she eat for breakfast?
"GRASS FLAVORED MUFFINS!"
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