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 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:20 pm
 >> Only the blackest of hearts
Poor random people watching nearby, you know? They'd be like "Oh look, a reddish bulldog" and then the ground would start shaking, and all of these bulls would be going after them... it would be totally insane and wild, but people who are on-looking the entire scenario, would just laugh.
Can feel the purest of love <<
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:27 pm
Yes and after watching this, some random tourists from Spain will be all--"Hey, we can use them as cannon fodder during the running of the bulls!"--and then steal this new breed of bulldog and breed more and more of them so they can be used to lure bulls around at this prestigious yearly festival! Oh, what lovely joys the Spanish will experience!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:37 pm
>> Only the blackest of hearts
It would sell too, I myself would like to start a new sport, where you go out in the street, and tell people "Would you like to make 1,000,000 dollars?" and when they ask how, I tell them, "They must run around, dumped in a vat of red paint, in front of an audience on live TV" - if they agree, we do this - however leave out the very important detail that enraged bulls are in this place where they will be running around infront of a live audience.
Can feel the purest of love <<
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:41 pm
Of course, after many years of being on the air, one of the contestants will have found something in the waiver the producers have overlooked and then they will be sued, therefore generating even more media coverage and making the whole program ever the more popular with the masses. And once we've managed to perfect genetic/bio engineering some decades down the road we can really get into some real fun. Like...with bulldogs which are really half bulls and half dogs...or better yet...forget the bulls and forget the dogs. The future of this glorious sport lies with poodles. No, wait...
Kitchen gloves!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:47 pm
>> Only the blackest of hearts
Yes! I got the whole thing planned out - we fill the oven mits with a bit of snow, then we put something in the oven at the top heat, where you must then pull out the oven rack, put something on the rack, push it back in, then take something off of the bottom rack (very difficult - if the upper rack is down too low) and add something to it, put it back IN the oven, then take the thing off top and still have the snow in your gloves non-melted. Proving you are the quickest chef.
Can feel the purest of love <<
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:11 pm
Thus creating the greatest pair of rivals known on Earth...Betty Jordan Andreas Laquelle Croquer and Martha Stewart the Thirty-Second...esquire!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:15 pm
>> Only the blackest of hearts
I'd pay to see that, I dunno about you...
Can feel the purest of love <<
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:18 pm
I'd probably pay big money just to get court seats...er....if there are court seats to speak of. XD
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:22 pm
>> Only the blackest of hearts
of course, of course - I made it up off the top of my head, and I am adding court seats because I am the God of that television show-world... thing.
I don't even know what I am talking about anymore
Can feel the purest of love <<
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:31 pm
Hey-hey....I'm co-god...so these seats should have a mini-fridge included to the deal. Why mini-fridges? Well, so they could be stocked with...erm...
Root beer...yes...root beer. >>
Y'know...I kinda lost track after the running of the bulldogs. XD
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:42 pm
>> Only the blackest of hearts
As did I, as did I - I say the seats should also have miniTVs for people sane enough to be wanting to see something else, but were dragged along by their wives/flamboyant gay lovers 3nodding
Can feel the purest of love <<
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:55 pm
And if the action gets too--say...really HOT...we could have some sort of emergency love hotel button they could press that will make an escape pod pop up and then transport them to a love hotel in Texas where they can make sweet sweet love all night long. XD
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:38 pm
>> Only the blackest of hearts
xd Sounds like a plan
Can feel the purest of love <<
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:52 pm
fanfiction: MediaMiner.org Under both Skeller-bvvt and Pyro Amedaus (our stories are mostly collberative, but there's a few...exceptions...) We're also on www.raygunworks.com and a on other, smaller, rings thoughout the net.
fictionpress: NEVA!
fanart-central: NEVA!
deviantart: Yes, but...no.
extra: Still pimping my writing talents for monies.
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:54 pm
And most of our stuff is Gundam Wing, and we all know what that means.
Explosions.
I mean Yaoi.
I mean... actually it would be yaoi if my characters could ever be happy. Which they can't.
Ever.
But in a nice way. cool
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