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 Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:43 am
Trace adkins appears,
Runs george bush over with a pick up truck.
You gain 30+ political advisors.
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:56 am
ManBearPig attacks child,
SquirrelPandaOstrich shoots the president,
TurtleFrogSnail spontaneously combusts,
Purple Leprechaun eats the sun,
You gain 10 hits of LSD
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The.waffle.in.your.brain Captain
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The.waffle.in.your.brain Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:22 am
You take Leprechaun ecstasy
Everyone around you gains 150 points sexiness
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:59 pm
The.waffle.in.your.brain You take Leprechaun ecstasy Everyone around you gains 150 points sexiness
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:52 pm
The p***y Cat Dolls appear.
Alien lsaughters them.
Everyone gains an Alien allie (sp?) and 20+ points of super awesomeness.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:09 pm
Your father gnaws your leg off,
you sue him and gain 1 million gold,
your family is torn apart and everyone comites suicide,
you wake up and piss yourself then your father walks in the room looking hungry.
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The.waffle.in.your.brain Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:47 pm
You run away screaming bloody murder.
A high school musical person breaks in through the window
and starts to sing.
You gain a guitar of stupidity.
(Vaguely edited.) (Sp?)
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:53 pm
i return and summon giant aNGRY ******** ROBOTS FROM SOMEWHERE IN OUTER SPACE THE DRIVERS ARE JAY AND SILENT BOB TIMETO GET RAPED
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:19 am
Robots crashland on earth,
Aliens invade to buy lofts,
Everyone claims they took er jebs!
You have gained +15 alien neighbors.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:02 pm
Everyone makes a dramatic scene.
No one knows what to do.
Your neighbors are creepy,
and their borrowing your chain saw for the weekend..
supposedly for the gaint tree they clearly don't have.
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Lav Iscariot Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:47 am
When you finally get you chainsaw back,
You find they have carved out a holy shrine out of the mightiest oak in a nearby forest for the only thing that mystified them when they bought the lofts,
"Toooooiiiilleeeetttt..."
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:48 pm
Seeing nothing else better to do and knowing that the burrito you had not too long ago is about to make its not-so-triumphant return, you walk over to the toilet shrine. Once there, you drop your pants and underwear and proceed to sit on the hand-crafted wood toilet as you deficate in it.
Soon you realize this was a bad idea. For one thing, the toilet was made of wood, leaving your a** with an unholy amount of splinters. Also, the echoing sound of dripping feces combined with wet flatulence gives you a feeling of nausea that sickens you to a level without precedent.
That, and the neighbors are looking at you like you have contracted a strain of leprosy. You gain +200 weird-o points.
Congratulations! You've classed up to "Crazy a** ********>
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The.waffle.in.your.brain Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:29 pm
An annoying person appears out of nowhere,
He kicks you in the head and complains about the grass being to green,
He steals your bicycle and speeds of,
You wake up and shout that "Nagger stole my bike!"
You gain zero laughs
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:17 pm
You shoot everyone in the audience.
You are uprehended by the police.
The police complain about their jobs to you.
They go and get some donuts and coffee during their break.
You obtain 30 days of comunity service.
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Lav Iscariot Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:36 am
Cleaning up trash on the side of the road,
You notice a vagabond hacking through a field of rabid bunnies with a chainsaw,
Not just any vagabond,
Its THE BERSERK HOBO!
He gives you a look that sends shivers down your spine and an odd feeling in your stomach.
You drop your garbage bag and poky thing and soon you are being chased.
You gain one insane hobo.
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