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 Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:41 pm
granted, but it's like all seven, it's only his head in a box.
I wish my cat Muffin would stop hacking hairballs on my bed in the middle of the night.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:54 pm
Your wish is granted, but now he hacks hairballs on your face.
I wish I could piss fine wine
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:29 pm
Granted, but them you are killed by the people that make wine the usual way so you don't ruin their business.
I wish I was a Dodo! (I know what you are gonna say...)
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:40 pm
granted, but a mad scientest kills you to study your body.....
i wish i could cook better....
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:53 pm
granted but every time you cook you burn the place down that you are at.
I wish I could run super fast
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:29 pm
granted, but every time you run fast you melt the bottom of your shoes off and run the skin off the bottom of your feet.
i wish i could kill one person of my choosing and get away with it.
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:39 pm
granted, but your bestfriend gets the death pentaty for the crime.
I wish that I did not smoke cigs anymore
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:43 pm
granted, but its due to the fact your mouth seals itself up like in the matrix.
i wish i felt really happy right now...
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:35 am
Granted, you'll always be happy now, due to the fact they have you on so many medications your eyes become glazed over and blind, but you're so happy you don't do anything but sit on your couch smiling. ( must you be so mopey, that was a hard one to answer, don do that again okies hunny bunny?? I dont like answering stuff like that, but i guess better me than vampire, right? )
I wish I could go one day without feeling queezy or sick.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:16 pm
Granted but you turn into a ice cube of your formur self and melt from being so hot.
I wish I could speak to the animals
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:33 pm
Granted, but they don't like you finding out their human-destuction/domination secret plans, so they kill you for their safety.
I wish I was Chaos (from the sonic games/tv animation)!
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:12 pm
granted, but you run out of rings and get hit then run out of lives, so you die
(i wont, i was a little down kasa, just sort of...blah? so i thought i wanted to feel really happy, you know?)
i wish that i could remember all the stuff i want to put in the guild...
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:29 am
granted, but you forget two minutes later.
( ok hunnys im glad youre not so down anymore!)
i wish i could speak espanial
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:39 am
granted, but you forget how to speack english and get shipped to mexico becuase someone thinks you are in the US illgeally.
i wish i could understand every language.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:05 pm
granted, but you are paraplegical (lost movement of all limbs) and mute, and unlike that other guy whose name i forgot you would be too poor to use that machine that speaks for you.
I wish I knew what to wish (I always laugh at this wish)...
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