Virgil Hawkins
I work at the corporate headquarters of a ubiquitous chain of coffee shops that may or may not be slowly be taking over the world...
allegedly.Otherwise, I occasionally do graphic design-type stuff for folks, but never get paid for it.
gonk That place is responsible for my one instance of corporate-whoredom. I'm way too indie for their coffee, but damn if it isn't marvelously delicious.
I work at Panera Bread. My first job was at a flower shop. My most recent was moving boxes, but it was at a linen plant.
Fear my embraced-stereotypes.