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 Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:01 am
^ will kill if not the one who licks the bottom of the cake mix bowl
> eats nails for breakfast without milk
v got whole neighborhood stoned after accidentaly setting the neighbor's canabis garden on fire
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:18 am
had the worst hangover you can think of
is going crazy
killed a man
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nameiwantedwastaken Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:28 pm
^ is actualy a gerbil in disguise
> found a $5 canadian
v ate the corpse of the man I killed
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:08 pm
^ Is never sober
> Thought the corspe was candy xp
v Base life solely on the life lessons of South Park.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:58 pm
^ Plays Kingdom Hearts way too much.
> Thinks bed time is the best time of day, but it sure doesn't last long enough.
V Thinks pink elephants live under the stairs.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:05 am
^ Is lazy
> know that pink elephants don't live under the stairs; the elephants are purple o.O
v Isn't wearing any underwear
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:06 pm
^ Loves to hug purple elephants! heart
> Wishes that cats could be allowed in college dorms and apartments.
V Dreams about cheese whiz and crackers.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:15 pm
^ doesnt want anybody to know that "cats" is code name for male strippers
> is the Male Stripper
V cant afford this stripper
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:16 pm
^ stripped for my friend's party New years
>Is a well paid whorebag cool
vYour dog is in my yard! xp
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:01 am
^ didtn know it was a guy in a dog costume
> is the guy in teh dog costume
v let the guy in the dog costume hump their leg
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:21 am
^Doesn't know that whilst the dog humped the leg that it was actually a thorn plant.
v is putting me on candid camera for watching a dog have sex with a rose bush.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:20 pm
^ has maneh, maneh tapes.
> won 10,000 for the footage of man watching man-dog hump thorn.
v Does not want to do this.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:19 pm
^ only knows this because being the one pulling out the thorns
> still can move because of the thorn injuries.
v likes tacos.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:09 am
^ Is nursing back to health exceptionally.
> Wants a taco now
v Needs to hurry up with my sweet tea w/ a twist of lemon scream
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:27 am
^Is a real b**ch cry
>ish making her tea
vHas blue hair in real life. (IRL)
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