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 Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:25 am
Vlitte I did so saturday XD "Here, an undead monkey." *shoots* "Top that!" *shoots monkey "You know that won't work." "It does for me." "Now where's that monkey. I need to shoot something" "Thank you Jack." "Well, your welcome." "Not you. We named the monkey Jack." Gibbs: "Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!" xd Tia: "Davey Jones can't go on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you." *hands him a jar of dirt* Jack: "Dirt. This is a jar a dirt." Tia: "Yes." Jack: "Is the jar of dirt going to help?" Tia: "If ya don't want it. Give it back." Jack: *hugs the jar to his chest* "No." Tia: "Then it helps." 3nodding Norrington: "Come on, men! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I'll have you all one by one. Come on, who's first?" Elizabeth Swann: *Grabs bottle from Norrington's hand and smashes it over his head* "I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself~!" xd Jack: "Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungili!" Parrott: "Squawk! Walk the plank!" Jack: *pulls out gun and points it at the bird* "What did the bird say?!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:49 pm
daeva_of_the_night Vlitte I did so saturday XD "Here, an undead monkey." *shoots* "Top that!" *shoots monkey "You know that won't work." "It does for me." "Now where's that monkey. I need to shoot something" "Thank you Jack." "Well, your welcome." "Not you. We named the monkey Jack." Gibbs: "Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!" xd Tia: "Davey Jones can't go on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you." *hands him a jar of dirt* Jack: "Dirt. This is a jar a dirt." Tia: "Yes." Jack: "Is the jar of dirt going to help?" Tia: "If ya don't want it. Give it back." Jack: *hugs the jar to his chest* "No." Tia: "Then it helps." 3nodding Norrington: "Come on, men! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I'll have you all one by one. Come on, who's first?" Elizabeth Swann: *Grabs bottle from Norrington's hand and smashes it over his head* "I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself~!" xd Jack: "Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungili!" Parrott: "Squawk! Walk the plank!" Jack: *pulls out gun and points it at the bird* "What did the bird say?!"
Barbosa: "The code is more like guidelides than rules."
Jack: "How about see say to three shillings and we forget the name?"
Dock person: "Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith"
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:55 pm
Kenzy-chan daeva_of_the_night Vlitte I did so saturday XD "Here, an undead monkey." *shoots* "Top that!" *shoots monkey "You know that won't work." "It does for me." "Now where's that monkey. I need to shoot something" "Thank you Jack." "Well, your welcome." "Not you. We named the monkey Jack." Gibbs: "Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!" xd Tia: "Davey Jones can't go on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you." *hands him a jar of dirt* Jack: "Dirt. This is a jar a dirt." Tia: "Yes." Jack: "Is the jar of dirt going to help?" Tia: "If ya don't want it. Give it back." Jack: *hugs the jar to his chest* "No." Tia: "Then it helps." 3nodding Norrington: "Come on, men! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I'll have you all one by one. Come on, who's first?" Elizabeth Swann: *Grabs bottle from Norrington's hand and smashes it over his head* "I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself~!" xd Jack: "Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungili!" Parrott: "Squawk! Walk the plank!" Jack: *pulls out gun and points it at the bird* "What did the bird say?!"
Barbosa: "The code is more like guidelides than rules."
Jack: "How about see say to three shillings and we forget the name?"
Dock person: "Thank you, Mr. Smith"
I Know I proberbly musta mest uped.no you didn't *thinks for more quotes* *gets slapped* "I'm not sure I deserved that." *gets slapped again* "I might have deserved that." *gets slapped*" "Let me guess, you didn't deserve that?" "No, I did deserve that one" "Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:32 am
Kiki: Where do you keep your cds?
Hobbes: in that drawer, pull it until it says: HO!
Kiki: *pulls drawers*... HO! COME ON, HO! (in dutch: Ho! Ho nou!)
And thats the point where Hobbes stopped breathing of laughing.
Of course its funnier when you hear me say it in a panicky voice.
But that's how we still call that drawer the Ho Ho Nou - drawer (dutch: la)
X3
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:31 pm
Something I heard on the show "Who's Line is it Anyways?"
"This Just In: 9 out of 10 Doctors think that the 10th Doctor should really chill out!"
XDD
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:42 am
Is it already that late? I have to go home, I need to get my mom out of the tub!
...
Yeah...
it should be in dutch, with an Amsterdam accent.
XD
Goh, ist al zo laat? Moet echt naar huis, moet me moeder nog uit bad halen!
XD hilarious
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:57 am
Tay(mah friend): "Have you been paying attention?"
Me: "You try watching TV and listeing to you at the same time!"
Carmen(Other friend from school): You brought God in a Box!"
Me: O.o? "What?"
Carmen: "Oh, right. In the group, Pocky is God in a Box, Fanta is God in a Bottle, and Droitos are God in a Bag!"
Me: "I AM TEH SELF-PROCLAIMED OVERLORD OF ALL THINGS CUTE AND FLUFFY!!!!!"
Donavan(guy in my math class who wont STFU!): "We're all gonna die, and it's all your fault!"
Me and mah friend Tori: stare "SHUT UP DONAVAN!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:00 am
Fly_bitch_Fly Is it already that late? I have to go home, I need to get my mom out of the tub! ... Yeah... it should be in dutch, with an Amsterdam accent. XD Goh, ist al zo laat? Moet echt naar huis, moet me moeder nog uit bad halen! XD hilarious Lol ik kan t me al helemaal voorstelle
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:35 am
Vlitte Fly_bitch_Fly Is it already that late? I have to go home, I need to get my mom out of the tub! ... Yeah... it should be in dutch, with an Amsterdam accent. XD Goh, ist al zo laat? Moet echt naar huis, moet me moeder nog uit bad halen! XD hilarious Lol ik kan t me al helemaal voorstelle Reminds me when I was at the McDonalds one time and this lady from Amsterdam or Rotterdam was like: I want a mckroket, with that cowmeat in it. the way she said it in dutch, omfg still cracks me up XD And I think hobbes is hilarious when she gets hyped up over something, she talks with an accent when she gets pissed. XD I always have to laugh and she'll be like: Hobbes; growlgrowlhatethisgrowlhatethat Kiki: *giggles* Hobbes; WHA?! Kiki: Yur accent is just too funny Hobbes: *laughs too* I can't help it! Kiki: WHAHAHAHAHAHA Hobbes; WHAHAHAHAHH And then we laugh together - And maybe not so funny, but totally Ryan A while back when someone asked me: Where is mom, where is dad? where is whoever? I had the tendency to say: Dead. bro: Where's dad? me: Dead bro: Where's the dog? me: Dead with him bro: okay But now it aint funny, cuz my sis is a little touchy about the whole death subject lately, so I rather not say it anymore and upset her.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:23 am
Quotes from my LJ:
Anyways, duty is calling!
My Skool Alarm is ringing!
To the Kiki-Mobile! har har!
Kay! Pull on your tights! here is schoolwork to fight!
Kay: Not again >.<||||
*Kiki flies away laughing evilly*
There isn't anything to like more about me than others!
I may be fun to hang with (I hope) but that's where the line is drawn.
Next question: do I mind? - Not really.
I don't want to waste my time minding it.
about my previous fish: Harry Potter and Voldemort:
My fish predicted the ending of Harry Potter book 7.
Harry Potter kills Voldy.
Yessh, Voldy was floating, belly up, in his tank. Drop dead.
I'm sure it was an Avada Kadavra. It can't be anything else.
Harry must have been really mad. I'm sure Voldy killed Ginny, who was still in the pet store.
HA HA HA! good ridence. Stupid Ginny. I wish she dropped of a building.
No fluffy pillow below to catch her. HAR HAR! That would be awesome.
Please JK Rowling, give me that much joy! Slay Ginny!
Hello Kay
Kay: suuuuup?
*slaps Kay* Do not say sup like yur sum R&B dude
Kay: OUCH sorry sorry!
Anyways, Kay is on his own destructive tour again. Im happy Age got the baby, Raven wouldn't be safe.
Kay: Yeah and by the by, why didn't I know our kid was called after a lame gothic poem?
Ít's NOT a lame poem
Kay: IT IS! ITS TOTALLY DEPRESSING!
Anyways, Kay is totally destructive. Mom is wondering why so many glasses broke.
Kay: You have stupid glasses. AND OUR KID IS NOT DEPRESSING!
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Kay: HE IS SO HAPPY ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
...huh?
Kay: It's eerie how happy that darn black haired devil is! It's like the devil dreaming, that kid
Do not speak like that about your own damn blood
Kay: IT IS TRUE! When he lays there on the couch, looking at me and then smiling... It's scary!
It is not! It's cute
Kay: ah, is it called cute? I DIDN"T KNOW! It gives me the creeps
You are insane and lost your brain on an early age.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:51 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:50 am
Comodore Norington: "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of."
Jack Sparrow: "But you have heard of me."
Pintel: "He would expecting you would say that. And he said if you decline the request, then you eat with the crew. And you'll be naked."
Jack: "A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:38 am
Kenzy-chan Comodore Norington: "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of."
Jack Sparrow: "But you have heard of me."
Pintel: "He would expecting you would say that. And he said if that be the case, then you eat with the crew. And you'll be naked."
Jack: "A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it. lol Sparrow: "and he sings a lovely soprano." *wispers* "Eunuch"
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:11 pm
*me and my friend Em talking about how she comes to me for everything*
Em: Help me!
Me: Who do I look like? Oprah?
Friend: *tackles me* HELP ME, OPRAH!
*when I misunderstood my friend Laurey saying "playing soccer with a golfball" on the phone*
Me: How do you play stalker with a golfball?
Laurey: *sighs* Oh, yes, when I'm bored, I stalk golfballs. I kick them into the hall and try not to let them see me.
*hanging out at Em's house and just finishing a long rant*
Me: I'm sorry I'm so frank. (No one uses that word anymore.)
Em: *thinks* CAN I BE BILL?!?
Me: *sweatdrop*
*hanging out in the courtyard at school*
Laurey: I'm telling you, I can put a curse on you!
Me: *rolls eyes* Sure...
Laurey: *trying to look threatening* I curse you!
Me: Oh, yeah right. Look, I'm cursed and nothing's--
*soccer ball flies out of nowhere, hits me, and knocks me over*
Laurey: *recovering from disbelief* Ha! Take that, non-believer!
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