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 Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:37 am
"There is only one word to describe you: you are ultuhmatecoolnessofallofthecoolpeopleplusyourawesomeateverythingcool"
~Me to Julie
"The anvil missed. However, the nuclear bomb (that he did not see beause he was looking at the anvil), Didn't."
~Why Me? (short story by onecoolc)
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:24 pm
onecoolc "The anvil missed. However, the nuclear bomb (that he did not see beause he was looking at the anvil), Didn't."
~Why Me? (short story by onecoolc)
"The stupid dog tore out the vital organs of my stuffed dolphin."
"I guess I'll be okay... but only if you give me everything I want."
~My little sister
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:13 am
"I wish you a Merry Christmas! Or I would, if you got me a Wii..."
~Me
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:41 pm
"You'll NEVER have a Merry Christmas with THAT attitude!"
~Me
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:40 am
"Oh my goodness graces! A-a WII!!!"
~Me
"How obvious do you think it is that we're terrorist?"
~Me StepSis
"Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Cream cheese seem to hate me right about know... There is no Cream Cheese in the Fridge!"
~Me
"MEEEEEEERRY KISSMAS!"
~Rowan
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:05 am
"Christmas rocks.
...Like a Santaquin Mud-slide."
~Me
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:18 am
"DUMPING ALL PHYSICAL MEMORY NOW."
~The Computer
"HO HO HO and a bottle of rum!"
~Me
"Shi--- I mean, shoot!"
~Me (Vickey was in the room)
"Doesn't it just bug you when Vickey talks in Japaneese? I can never tell if it's just baby talk or intellegent conversation."
~Me StepSis
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:53 pm
"An evil laugh a day keeps the crazy heroes away."
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:24 am
Blondie: Where are we going?
Me: Up my a**. Where do you think we're going!!? The library, retard!!
Blondie: The library's that way. *Points in opposite direction*
Me: . . . I knew that.
Bob & Fishy: Nice one, Gwen.
Me: Shaddup! *Mutters to self and walks away verre fast*
- Me (I'm Gwen), Fishy, Bob, and Blondie on our way to the Library.
Blondie: Uhm, Gwen, where are you going?
Me: The Guidance Office. Duh!
Blondie: *Points opposite way*
Me: s**t.
- Me && Blondie on our way to theGuidance Office.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:00 am
Me: Are you lost?
Sixlet: No! 'Course not!
Me: Your lost, arn't you?
Sixlet: Kinda... But it's a big school...
Me: I know it SEEMS big at first, but trust me, compared to the elementry you just came out of, it's a third the size.
Me:Life, is not fair. I don't care WHAT you think, but it will never be fair.
Autom:What if I buy you a Jamba?
Me: Then it would be fair.
"Kill me now or forever hold your peace."
"Huh-ZAH! Let's get her!"
~Me/My friends
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:06 pm
Me: "I'm, like, jinxed to run into very obvious stationary objects."
Bob: Really!!?
Me: Ye -- *walks into person* Dammit!!
~~~~~~~
Dad: Look!! Superman!!
Me: *Looks* Heyy!! Jerk!!
. . . . A few minutes later . . . .
Dad: Look!! A dragon!!
Me: *Looks* Daad!!!
~~~~~~~
Dad: I need you to remember to remind me to go to BJ's for food, okay?
Me: Sure.
. . . . A few seconds later . . . .
Me: What was I supposed to remember?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:15 pm
(Me nd my brother (Junior) && cousin (Jedi) talkin about lame ways to die)
Junior: Ok, a really crappy way to die is to be poisoned, shot in the head, and survive, then break your legs and end up drowing in a puddle.
Me: *Laughs for five-ten minutes*
Junior: It wasn't that funny . . .
Jedi: Yea . . .
Me: *Continues laughing and falls of her chair* Wow!! That would suck!!
Junior: . . . It wasn't that funny . . . .
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:55 pm
Me: Is anyone else bored out of thier mind?
Stephie: No. That's just you.
Me: Are you sure? This seems pretty boring... *singsongyvoice*
Stephie: Yeah, I'm sure. You're just always bored.
Me: Nuh-uh! Just when it's boring!!
(Below is a 'custom' game of psychiatrist between my cousins Spencer, Winsor, Alesia, and myself. [[Though only Spencer and I show up in this quote.]] I'm playing as myself, however, we told Spencer I am non-living, because I'm a figment of everyone's imaginations. He thinks, right now, that I'm a household appliance. ^__^ )
Spencer: What color are you?
Me: Um.... Mostly a pale-peachy-fleshy color, with a bit of blue and gold....
Spencer: Er... Okaaaay... Where would I find you?
Me: ...Here. Mostly everywhere, I guess.
Spencer: -sighs- How about origin? How were you originally made?
Me: -puts on disgusted face- What kind of freak ARE you?!
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