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 Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:49 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:10 pm
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my dog ate my sanity Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:44 pm
Feet are like ripe papayas, injected with mouthwash... they may taste like excitement, but they are best used for bingo.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:25 pm
Chi, you're...silly! This is silliness! This is so silly, I will not stand for this silly silliness!
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my dog ate my sanity Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:03 pm
I have an ice cream. I cannot mail it, for it will melt. What justice is there in a world where you cannot package ice cream in a block of cheese? To relax, I bathe in ketchup. Catsup. Cat Soup. If my toes were made of broccoli I would rule the world.
I ARE PANT!!
*twitch*
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:39 am
I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts. (doo-doo-lee doo-doo) There they are all standing in a row, (dum dum dum) big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead, give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said!
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my dog ate my sanity Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:57 pm
"Time. It holds us in its grasp like a giant koala with dentures. We are slaves. slaves to Denture Koala and his army of lightbulbs with feet. Butternut pop-tarts are my favorite."
"I am a giant tomato filled with love. I have come to sell you a house made out of pancakes."
"And a garage made from the sould of little children?"
"... Yes."
"HISSSSS!"
"Pork."
"The cactus shall call it stupendiferous! Let us achieve!"
"Jubilation!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:44 pm
I You are wise beyond your years Sei-kun.
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my dog ate my sanity Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:06 pm
"Gasp!"
"Your flavor is maple."
"It's as beautiful as a newborn hubcap."
"Tell me your thoughts, that I may ingest them."
"I am thinking....."
*Insert lewd picture of a spoon and a fork with the spoon saying "Oh, fork me baby! Fork me!"*
"My chewy center weeps."
"I shall live in these commodius CAKES OF THE PAN!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:17 pm
Hello -hello-
I believe we may have met -met-
Would you like me to come over?
Lovers in the backseat
Jealous glances
Now we're looking for another song
On the radio
We'll take it to a side street
In the shadows you can touch one another now.... ninja
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my dog ate my sanity Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:35 pm
"What must I do?!"
"You know what you must do."
"What must I do?!"
"You know what you must do."
"What must--"
"DANCE!"
Little do you know that pudding is my middle name! Your downfall is my winter coat!
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:50 am
Begone. This is not for your brains.
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my dog ate my sanity Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:29 pm
A ridin' we shall go, a ridin' we shall go, into the jelly folds o' old!
I'm looking for pants that will also function as a salad radar. Do you have any?
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:42 am
Guess what?!?!?!
I'm not really here, nor there, but everywhere!
And I don't like you. *Shuns* talk2hand
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my dog ate my sanity Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:42 pm
Fie! The villainous curs have overturned the verdict of unsubstantiated frivolty in the face of temperate footwear! We will sow our rebellion with bricks of wet nostrils!
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