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 Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:28 pm
Um I thought the joke was that not that many people were buying the zunes...? *looks confused*
Oh and um I can't think of anything right now sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:42 pm
"Whose nuts do I have in my mouth?"
edit: He was eating some peanuts he found on the table.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:20 pm
"Eww..stop don't put your mouth on that. It's dirty." ((Hehe my friend telling her 3 yr old niece not to put her mouth on the railing at Disneyland.))
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:29 pm
"His organ is gorgeous! Can I touch it?" (in reference to a friend's pipe organ)
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:51 pm
Quote: I'm not supposed to have nuts A friend was eating icecream with crushed nuts on top even though she's not supposed to eat the nuts with braces.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:06 pm
"Hold still you &*%@ and let me stick it in!"
~overheard while Satan was playing Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:13 am
Dez_Draven "Hold still you &*%@ and let me stick it in!" ~overheard while Satan was playing Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:18 pm
"This thing's so thick if I suck too long it just goes dry."
~Yes I said that, was talking about my Sonic milkshake!
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:23 am
(quoted for Dez)
"No I don't know, you haven't let me into your bedroom in quite a while."
~Dez talking to Flame via phone, whilst Flame was redecorating her room
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:15 am
Doesn't quite fit, but I've gotta share this... twisted Facebook Julie Wu and Guinness Stout are now friends.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:48 pm
Quote: You can tell he's not stressed out because he's not squeezing his balls. [stress balls]
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:04 pm
-Takes in a deep breath-
Look at the size of that thing!
Sorry about the mess...
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
Back door, huh? Good idea!
-inhales finnaly- thats all for now got to leave some for everyone else
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:57 pm
Quoted from dez on an im chat "eh maybe I will, if I can find my balls again"
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:52 pm
"I don't think I'm straight. Can you check and make sure?"
More band uniform hijinks.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:43 am
"It's so confusing- I try to go to first and can't figure out where to stick it in."
(a co-worker of mine, talking about her dad's stick shift)
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