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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:18 pm
He roared and roared until a little old lady in a blue hat directed him.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:21 am
he politely said "thank you" and then....
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thyne beauty of disaster Crew
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:27 am
peels her like a banana....
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:20 pm
fortunately the lady had a ton of bricks in her purse and bashed king kong's brains out.....
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thyne beauty of disaster Crew
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:29 pm
as king kong lay there in a pool of his own blood he though how lucky he was the woman was standing on his face smashing him in the head with her purse, you see she had remember to add brick to her purse but forgot to put underwear on twisted ......
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:34 pm
too bad for him, the little old lady turned out to be a little old man......
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thyne beauty of disaster Crew
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:42 pm
but it was to late the huge hard on king kong had nailed the little old man/woman in the back of the head sending it flying across the stress into a meat cutting shop where he/she landed on a meat cutting table c**k first in a mincer......
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:15 pm
fortunately the mincer was out of order, and he was safe.
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thyne beauty of disaster Crew
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:30 pm
but a freak power surge sent 10000000volts into the mincer turning it into a huge magnet witch pulled all the razor sharp blades from around the room no to his member, he slowly staggered out of the shop holding his balls as blood dripped down his legs.....
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:33 pm
and sen killed the story people.....THE END evil
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thyne beauty of disaster Crew
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:37 pm
what about bob and the others ? we need to know xp
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:31 pm
it shall remain a mystery...
NEW STORY!
Marc was a loaf of bread.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:09 pm
and darren was a lump of butter...
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:19 pm
When Richard bought both of them, strange things began to happen.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:30 pm
darren the butter started to grow arms and legs.....
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