This is what various baddies from Supernatural would be like if they sent text messages and played online videogames. There are probably more in my head like this, all just as silly.
The Demon (in various chatrooms): hey guyz, im in ur baby's room, flaming ur womanz
The Wendigo: Im in ur woodz, eatin ur gamerz
Evil Killer Truck: Im on ur roadz, makin bad plotlines
Meg (to Papa): Im wit ur boys, makin my moves
Holmes: Im in ur sewerz, screamin like a grrl
The Shapeshifter: Im in ur hardware storez, buyin nice rope
Hell Hounds: we're on teh prowl, eatin ur singers
Somewhere in a chatroom:
Hookman: hi, i lost my hand
The Demon: rly?
Hookman: it's a hook...
Holmes: lolz! pirate!
The Demon: You should get different attachments for your hand...
Hookman: Like what?
The Shapeshifter: a whisk
Hookman: I don't like eggs...
Wendigo: foooooooooooodzz....daauhiughhhh
Holmes: *wendigo like typing detected*
The Demon: yeah, Hooky, make the wendigo some steak and eggs
Hookman: i don't know how to cook. i don't even get food network.
The Demon: Kitchen Aid has some attachments, buy those...
Hookman: they look girly
...more brewing...
errg..O_O;;;
Sammy: Im in ur hotel roomz, bored wit ur pr0ns
Deeper in the thread, by steph:
Bloody Mary: Im in ur mirror, checkin u ur eyes.
Scarecrow: Im in ur orchrd, eatin ur peeps.
