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 Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:56 am
Granted, but its a well known fact that all tame unicorns will fall ill with somthing that cannot be cured except by reverse psychology, turning the unicorn into a wild, evil dark unicorn.
I wish my computer didn't have a virus (don't worry, I sent this from a different computer).
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:16 am
Granted.
But once the virus disappears, so too does all of your information, including all of your homework for a week. And, to top it off, just before your hard drive is wiped spit clean, the virus e-mails itself to all of your contacts, via Outlook, AOL etc. All of your friends curious about your e-mail that reads 'OPEN!!!' get the virus, and you start off a chain reaction that spans the entire globe, reaching everyone with e-mail. The CIA/FBI/IRS (whoever scares you the most) trace the IPS address back to you, and you get 25 to Life. Also, your friends and, uh, the whole world hates you. (Sorry, I feel kinda dramatic today)
I wish I could understand Maths. In fact, I wish my Maths teacher could understand enough to teach me.
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:30 am
Your wish is granted, but since you are concentrating so hard in math, you begin to lose your understanding of other subjects.
I wish I was finished with school...
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:09 pm
Your wish is granted.
Unfortunatedly, it wasn't over because you finished the course. You had to get out of school to work full time, in order to maintain yourself and your brothers / sisters.
I wish it snows sometime in the future, so I can stay at home instead of going to the school...
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:00 pm
Your wish is granted, but it snows perpetually for the next eight years. You're now very old. You also forgot everything you had learned for the last while in school, dropping you back into second grade. You finally graduate college at the age of 67 and are hit by a heart attack before you can use your knowledge.
I wish I grew up to be a novelist.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:55 am
Granted, but the change in history not only destroyed every good thing that happened to you for half of your life, it also created the "Controlled Black Hole Bomb", which could take out the solar system unless you keep the insane president happy with your stories.
I wish I could sort out my website.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:53 am
Granted, but your website is so amazing as to be sentient. Eventually, it takes control of a factory, and starts manufacturing androids, each with a copy of the program built-in. They take over more factories, keep multiplying and getting smarter all the time, kill off the human race, then take to the stars and conquer the universe.
I wish I had a gateway into any work of fiction I choose.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:57 am
Your wish is granted.
However, once you are there you realize that you only asked for a gateway in. You are trapped in the work of fiction you chose for forever, or for as long as you survive...
I wish I didn't have to take my biology test.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:02 pm
Your wish granted! In celebration of not having to take the test, you eat yourself into a diabetic coma, linger the hospital for over a year while racking up a huge hospital bill before dying.
I wish I was amazing talented at french.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:33 pm
Granted, but you lose the ability to speak English and have to spend the rest of your life with a translater walking two steps behind you.
I wish my brother didn't play drums. (We share a wall!)
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:12 pm
Your wish is granted. Your brother's drumset blew up, along with your entire house, and you can't afford to move. So now you live in the charred remains of what once was a house.
I wish people would stop murdering animals and cease animal testing.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:37 am
Granted. People stop testing on chimanzees and mice and move onto humans. You spend the rest of your life in a cage being a test subject for shampoo. You are fed a bowl of food pellets once a day.
I wish I had a computer that could run better games on it.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:32 pm
Granted, but now you become addicted to games and forget about everything else in order to continue playing. 30 years later, you are living in your mother's garage with no job, no friends, and no life beyond playing games. Then, your mother dies of old age and you eventually starve to death and nobody notices because nobody remembers you, since you haven't looked away from the screen in so long.
I wish I wasn't insomniac.
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:16 pm
Granted. You go to a therapist that figures out how to make you sleep. However, you realize how great sleep is and refuse to leave bed. Eventually, you die of cancer in your bed, happy as ever.
I wish I ahd enough golod to get an ancient katana.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:40 am
Granted, but everyone goes to a new hat style and everyone there with a katana is considered a 'noob.' You sell the katana then the style changes back, making it worth 7million gg instead of 300gg.
I wish I had somthing to do...
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