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 Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:07 am
KharneBH And the man eating pigmies of the art of gattling blowdart guns worshipped the peanut butter zombie slave to the point where they later made a great statue in the zombie slave's honor.....the Mr. Peanut statue. The great monument held the zombie in all his glory, even going so far as to have his great pimp cane, top hat, magical monocle, and of course, his gloves....all trademarks of his past life as the AHC. In worship, the Head Mage Pigmy ended all of his prayers with, "And the Lord God said, 'You ******** get up and come get down with the sickness. Yes my brothers and sisters, you ******** get up and come get down with the sickness.'" ((You stole that last bit from me you b*****d!!!)) And the Mr. Peanut Statue came to life one day and devoured the frey, making manifest his awesome powers to the pygmies. He then ruled the world with a white-gloved fist of ultimate fury!
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:30 pm
((Yes, I did steal that. Did you expect me to do otherwise? And Frey? You do know that Mr. Peanut has to be gay if he ate Frey. I mean his wang was bigger than the god himself.))
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Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:49 pm
((What can I say? Mr. Peanut's a wang-loving sonofabitch! He'd eat till kingdom come if he had to. Not much Frey can do about it now, in the mighty peanut-god's belly! Bwahahahahahaha!!!))
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:05 pm
((Dude, Mr. Peanut is the true embodiment of manliness. He greater than Chuck Norris....even though Bruce Lee is badassness made manifest.))
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Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:06 pm
((I love what my little emo story became..... mrgreen ))
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:25 pm
((Glad you are enjoying it. Me and Josh should write a book on stuff like this. If it didn't turn in a best seller, we would probably hunt down every critic and force them, at gun point, to give it a thumbs up.))
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Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:28 am
((That we should Christophe... that we should...))
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:34 am
((At the very least we could do short stories.))
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Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:44 am
((Like our last masterpeice about Mr. Peanut? we'd ROCK))
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:21 pm
((Hell I'd buy it....gunpoint not nessisary))
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Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:21 pm
((You see that Josh? We have a book sold already....and we haven't even started it yet.))
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:40 pm
((That's because I rock THAT hard. I'm so hardcore... you guys don't even know!!!))
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Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:05 pm
((Don't you mean "WE" rock that hard, you a**. One of these days, I am going to come up that mountain and kick your a** all the way back down the mountain. Man, I will beat you so badly, the NC mountains will have their first real scale 10 earthquake.))
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:30 am
((You can try, old friend... you can try... but I'm afraid you will be sorely dissapointed when it is I kicking YOUR a** down the mountain.))
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Kharne Bloodhowler Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:44 pm
((I would like to hear you say that to my good friends Mr. .45 and Mr. B.F.S(Big ******** Sword). I think they tend to disagree.))
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