Durrtyboi
Durrtyboi
PIMP_KONG
lol i'm sry bro but i gotta go
i trip out of da closet b-cus of dis suprise
i hurried and shuffleed under da bed so i wudnt be seen by there eyes
da mystorie lady says *wha was dat
da other gurl says 4get bout it lets head 2 da bak
i can hear dem talkin with class and stlye
den all of a sudden 1 of den jump on da bed and shyt got wild
*drumroll*
THE LADY PULLS BACK THE COVERS
REVEALIN MY LIFELESS BODY
SHE WHAT THE ******** SAID WHO IS HE
SHES SHAKIN HER HEAD SAYIN NOTHIN
YOU BETTER TELL ME WHO THAT IS OR IM TELLIN RICKY
IM THINKIN TO MYSELF RICKY SOUNDS AWFUL FAMILIAR
DEN I GLANCE OVER AND SEE OUR HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PICTURE
I HOP OFF THE BED POINT THE GUN AT BOTH OF DEM AND SAYS IM OUT
DEN WE HERE FOOTSTEPS COMIN UP TO THE DOOR
SO NOW IM TRIPPIN AND DUCKIN
I SAID WHO THE HELL IS RICKY AND IS THAT HIM
SHE SAYS YES I SAYS NO
THE LADY ON THE BED SAID HE GON KILL U I KNOW THAT YALL WAS ******** THE ******** IS RICKY
SHE SAYS RICKY IS MY HUSBAND HUSBAND HUSBAND HUSBAND
*DRUMROLL*
SO NOW IM LIKE IM RUNNIN TO THE CLOSET
AND THE OTHER LADY GOES IN THE BACK
DAMNIT I GOT A WIFE AT HOME HOW SAD IS THAT
SO SHE OPENS THE DOOR SHE HOPS ALL OVER HIM
MAN I SWEAR WEN I GET OUT DIS CLOSET IM NEVER DOIN DIS s**t NOMORE
SO THEN RICKY STOPS AND SAYS I SMELL ANUTHA MANS COLOGNE
DEN SHE SAYS NO BABY DAS US MY PERFUME
HE SAYS NO I SMELL COLOOOOOOOOOOGNE
IM IN THE CLOSET LIKE MAN WAT THE ******** IS GOIN ON
HE SAYS b***h DID YOU HAVE ANUTHA MAN IN MY HOME
CUZ IF U DID I SWEEEEEEAR
SHE SAYS NO NO BABY SOUNDIN LIKE SHE WAS STRESSED
SO HE WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE LOOOKIN 4 MEEEEEEEE
SO DERS MY CHANCE I RUN OUTTA DA CLOSET AND MAKE A DASH FOR THE DOOR BUT I OPENED IT AND IT WAS MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
*DRUMROLL*
SHE SAYS BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
AND IN THERE CLOSET AND WHOS LIPSTICK IS THIS
SHE TUGS ON MY SHIRT AND ASKS ME ABOUT THE STAIN
I SAID BABY IM STTRESSED AND I NEED TO THINK
BUT LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE RICKY COMES BACK IN THE ROOM
AND SHE SAYS BUT I JUST GOT HERE BUT WHY ARE YOU IN THIS ******** ROOM
I SAID I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING
SHE SAID I KNOW RICKY'S WIFE IN THE CHURCH ME IN HER SANG
WE WAS IN THE CHOIR AND TALKED ABOUT MAKING US A GROUP
IM LIKE DAMN THE ******** UP s**t THATS BOUT TO HAPPEN TO YOU
SHE SAYS WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM LIKE NEVERMIND
LETS JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND OUT OF SIGHT
SHE SAYS BABY AND GRABS ME BY THE ARM
THERES SOMETHING I BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU
I'VE BEEN CHEATING WITH RICKY AND THATS MY CHILD IN THE BEDROOM
IM WHAT WHAT THE ******** WHAT?!
I YELL AT RICKY TELL ME WASSUP
YEAH THATS RIGHT I BEEN BANGING YO CHICK ON THE REGULAR
YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE KID CUZ ITS MINE SHE SAID DONT TELL YA
I KNOW WE GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL WHICH WAS A LONG TIME AGO
BUT THINGS DONE CHANGED NOW YO WIFE IS MY SIDELINE HO
RICKYS WIFE WALKS IN AFTER SHES HEARD ALL THE COMOTION
TEARS DRIPPING DOWN HER FACE TRYING NOT TO SHOW EMOTION
BABY SHE SAID I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHIN
HE SAID ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE THEN THE LIGHTS GET DIM
I PULL OUT MY GUN AFRAID OF WHAT SHE MIGHT SAY
SHE SAYS OUR NEW BORN IS HIS AND THERE MIGHT BE ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY WAY WAY
*drumroll*
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