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 Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 2:10 pm
The cliff racer then became angry and attacked the other two.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 11:58 pm
But then the wife sues him, and he loses custody of his children.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 12:14 am
then a heroic redguard comes and slaughters them and the whole town because hes drunk as all hell! lol eek
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 12:21 pm
Then the ghosts of the dead Balmorans come and eat his soul.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 3:00 pm
Taylor_Highwind Then the ghosts of the dead Balmorans come and eat his soul. The soul is used to enchant an Ebony Staff with Heal Target 100 points for 10 seconds.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 3:48 pm
Someone finds the staff and breaks it and is unable to fix it because he killed EVERYONE in Vvardenfell.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:02 pm
Then the robots attack!
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And they're on fire!
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:47 pm
Then Almalexia comes and whistles, summoning a whole army of fabricants to kill the robots.
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 12:08 am
But they all fall in love with each other instead and have a picnic.
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 12:33 pm
There were sandwiches, sodas and pigs; there was much rejoicing.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 3:39 pm
And then obese dwarf spirits came and devoured all the picnic food crying
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 4:54 pm
And so the fabricants wept.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 6:22 pm
Taylor_Highwind And so the fabricants wept. Their tears froze and became ice artronachs.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 6:42 pm
and then a small child (me sweatdrop ) came and licked them and became stuck to them. eek
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:41 pm
Then from the heat of your tongue, they became Flame Atronaches, and played basketball with a nearby tree as the hoop, using a Centurion sphere as the ball.
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