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Lost Prince
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:25 am


Gaulia
DAMNIT, where's the yoghurt!?


Exactly what I was thinking.

Haha. 'Damnit'.
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:12 am


Furry yogurt.

Take one tub of yogurt. Any type will do but bits give extra effect.
Put it in the back of your fridge and forget about it for a month
Remember it.
Take a spoon and a bucket. Open the yogurt. Use the spoon to eat it like normal. Its just a little furrier than usual. Think of it as added texture. Im sure you will find a use for the bucket.

Shadow of an Illusion


Lost Prince
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:13 am


ice_illusion
Furry yogurt.

Take one tub of yogurt. Any type will do but bits give extra effect.
Put it in the back of your fridge and forget about it for a month
Remember it.
Take a spoon and a bucket. Open the yogurt. Use the spoon to eat it like normal. Its just a little furrier than usual. Think of it as added texture. Im sure you will find a use for the bucket.


Why, I would never eat my beloved pet, Fluffy! D:
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:28 am


ice_illusion
Furry yogurt.

Take one tub of yogurt. Any type will do but bits give extra effect.
Put it in the back of your fridge and forget about it for a month
Remember it.
Take a spoon and a bucket. Open the yogurt. Use the spoon to eat it like normal. Its just a little furrier than usual. Think of it as added texture. Im sure you will find a use for the bucket.


Oh my, I think I love you.

Gaulia


Nebelstern

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:45 am


Gaulia
Recipe:: ____________________________________ Yoghurt Surprise

Ingredients needed -
arrow Yoghurt. Any, preferably cheap and horrible.

Equipment needed -
arrow A blender, lidless.

Method -
arrow Stand behind person you'd like to surprise.
arrow Pour the yoghurt into the blender - do NOT put on the lid.
arrow Yell 'BOO', and turn on the blender, pointing it at person, still lidless.
arrow Find a way to uh, transfer the yoghurt from said person to your mouth. Enjoy. biggrin


I honestly don't think I have ever laughed so much in my entire life until I read that. xd
Oh, the imagery! rolleyes xd
heart
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:00 am


'Yoghurt Decadence' - Possibly following 'Yoghurt Surprise'

Ingredients -

arrow A yoghurt, runny-ish if possible.
arrow Someone. Preferably someone you reasonably like.

Equipment -

arrow A hand, to take the lid off the yoghurt.
arrow A tongue. For reasons subtly implied. rolleyes

Method -

1) After 'Yoghurt Surprise', console partner. Possibly persuade them to remove clothing.
2) The rest involves your tongue in place of a shower... rolleyes


Nebelstern


Lord Jagged

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:08 am


Wow, look what I found.
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:12 am


INGREDIENTS:

SERVES 6-8
1/2 gal. homogenized milk
1/2 cup yogurt (starter)** You can use up to one cup. (make sure plain yogurt container states "live
culture")
1/2 pint heavy cream (Optional for more richness)

METHOD:
Pour the milk into a saucepan and bring to a boil, stirring constantly. When it comes to a boil, add 1/2
pint of heavy cream, and pour into an earthen bowl or Pyrex dish. When it is lukewarm (105 -110
degrees), stir the mahdzoon starter with a spoon until it is smooth and dilute it with some of the warm
milk. Pour this mixture into warm milk and stir.

**You can buy starter as plain yogurt in the supermarket, or save a cup or two of your home-made
yogurt to use as a starter each and every time you want to make it again.

Nebelstern


Nebelstern

PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:13 am


Lord Jagged
Wow, look what I found.


Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:50 pm


Nebelstern
Lord Jagged
Wow, look what I found.


Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd


*dances*

@Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun

Gaulia


Nebelstern

PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:08 am


Gaulia
Nebelstern
Lord Jagged
Wow, look what I found.


Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd


*dances*

@Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun


Miss Gaulia, are you OFFERING me a yoghurt-based sexual act? Though it would be hilarious. As to where it would take us, I would probably end up in hysterics on the floor or angry. Very angry indeed.
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 8:20 am


Nebelstern
Gaulia
Nebelstern
Lord Jagged
Wow, look what I found.


Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd


*dances*

@Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun


Miss Gaulia, are you OFFERING me a yoghurt-based sexual act? Though it would be hilarious. As to where it would take us, I would probably end up in hysterics on the floor or angry. Very angry indeed.


I'd end up laughing. Alot. One hell of a lot.

So is that a no..? xd

Gaulia


Nebelstern

PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 8:28 am


Gaulia
Nebelstern
Gaulia
Nebelstern
Lord Jagged
Wow, look what I found.


Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd


*dances*

@Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun


Miss Gaulia, are you OFFERING me a yoghurt-based sexual act? Though it would be hilarious. As to where it would take us, I would probably end up in hysterics on the floor or angry. Very angry indeed.


I'd end up laughing. Alot. One hell of a lot.

So is that a no..? xd


No no no no no yes. In the words of that ignorant little man in the Vicar of Dibley.

Seriously, no.
neutral
PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 8:29 am


Nebelstern
INGREDIENTS:

SERVES 6-8
1/2 gal. homogenized milk
1/2 cup yogurt (starter)** You can use up to one cup. (make sure plain yogurt container states "live
culture")
1/2 pint heavy cream (Optional for more richness)

METHOD:
Pour the milk into a saucepan and bring to a boil, stirring constantly. When it comes to a boil, add 1/2
pint of heavy cream, and pour into an earthen bowl or Pyrex dish. When it is lukewarm (105 -110
degrees), stir the mahdzoon starter with a spoon until it is smooth and dilute it with some of the warm
milk. Pour this mixture into warm milk and stir.

**You can buy starter as plain yogurt in the supermarket, or save a cup or two of your home-made
yogurt to use as a starter each and every time you want to make it again.
We made yoghurt in biology. By the next day in the nice warm classroom it was yoghurted. The sinks were blocked so we couldnt clean them out for weeks. Eventually we went to another classroom to cxlean out the orange and green yoghurt. xp

Shadow of an Illusion


Gaulia

PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2005 9:30 am


Nebelstern
Gaulia
Nebelstern
Gaulia
Nebelstern
Lord Jagged
Wow, look what I found.


Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd


*dances*

@Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun


Miss Gaulia, are you OFFERING me a yoghurt-based sexual act? Though it would be hilarious. As to where it would take us, I would probably end up in hysterics on the floor or angry. Very angry indeed.


I'd end up laughing. Alot. One hell of a lot.

So is that a no..? xd


No no no no no yes. In the words of that ignorant little man in the Vicar of Dibley.

Seriously, no.
neutral


Tch, you're no fun. I wasn't being serious, y'know.
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