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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:25 am
Gaulia DAMNIT, where's the yoghurt!? Exactly what I was thinking.
Haha. 'Damnit'.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:12 am
Furry yogurt.
Take one tub of yogurt. Any type will do but bits give extra effect. Put it in the back of your fridge and forget about it for a month Remember it. Take a spoon and a bucket. Open the yogurt. Use the spoon to eat it like normal. Its just a little furrier than usual. Think of it as added texture. Im sure you will find a use for the bucket.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:13 am
ice_illusion Furry yogurt. Take one tub of yogurt. Any type will do but bits give extra effect. Put it in the back of your fridge and forget about it for a month Remember it. Take a spoon and a bucket. Open the yogurt. Use the spoon to eat it like normal. Its just a little furrier than usual. Think of it as added texture. Im sure you will find a use for the bucket. Why, I would never eat my beloved pet, Fluffy! D:
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:28 am
ice_illusion Furry yogurt. Take one tub of yogurt. Any type will do but bits give extra effect. Put it in the back of your fridge and forget about it for a month Remember it. Take a spoon and a bucket. Open the yogurt. Use the spoon to eat it like normal. Its just a little furrier than usual. Think of it as added texture. Im sure you will find a use for the bucket. Oh my, I think I love you.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:45 am
Gaulia Recipe:: ____________________________________ Yoghurt Surprise
Ingredients needed - arrow Yoghurt. Any, preferably cheap and horrible.
Equipment needed - arrow A blender, lidless.
Method - arrow Stand behind person you'd like to surprise. arrow Pour the yoghurt into the blender - do NOT put on the lid. arrow Yell 'BOO', and turn on the blender, pointing it at person, still lidless. arrow Find a way to uh, transfer the yoghurt from said person to your mouth. Enjoy. biggrin I honestly don't think I have ever laughed so much in my entire life until I read that. xd Oh, the imagery! rolleyes xd heart
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:00 am
'Yoghurt Decadence' - Possibly following 'Yoghurt Surprise'
Ingredients -
arrow A yoghurt, runny-ish if possible. arrow Someone. Preferably someone you reasonably like.
Equipment -
arrow A hand, to take the lid off the yoghurt. arrow A tongue. For reasons subtly implied. rolleyes
Method -
1) After 'Yoghurt Surprise', console partner. Possibly persuade them to remove clothing. 2) The rest involves your tongue in place of a shower... rolleyes
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:08 am
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:12 am
INGREDIENTS:
SERVES 6-8 1/2 gal. homogenized milk 1/2 cup yogurt (starter)** You can use up to one cup. (make sure plain yogurt container states "live culture") 1/2 pint heavy cream (Optional for more richness)
METHOD: Pour the milk into a saucepan and bring to a boil, stirring constantly. When it comes to a boil, add 1/2 pint of heavy cream, and pour into an earthen bowl or Pyrex dish. When it is lukewarm (105 -110 degrees), stir the mahdzoon starter with a spoon until it is smooth and dilute it with some of the warm milk. Pour this mixture into warm milk and stir.
**You can buy starter as plain yogurt in the supermarket, or save a cup or two of your home-made yogurt to use as a starter each and every time you want to make it again.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:13 am
Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:50 pm
Nebelstern Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd *dances* @Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:08 am
Gaulia Nebelstern Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd *dances* @Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun Miss Gaulia, are you OFFERING me a yoghurt-based sexual act? Though it would be hilarious. As to where it would take us, I would probably end up in hysterics on the floor or angry. Very angry indeed.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 8:20 am
Nebelstern Gaulia Nebelstern Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd *dances* @Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun Miss Gaulia, are you OFFERING me a yoghurt-based sexual act? Though it would be hilarious. As to where it would take us, I would probably end up in hysterics on the floor or angry. Very angry indeed.I'd end up laughing. Alot. One hell of a lot. So is that a no..? xd
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 8:28 am
Gaulia Nebelstern Gaulia Nebelstern Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd *dances* @Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun Miss Gaulia, are you OFFERING me a yoghurt-based sexual act? Though it would be hilarious. As to where it would take us, I would probably end up in hysterics on the floor or angry. Very angry indeed.I'd end up laughing. Alot. One hell of a lot. So is that a no..? xd No no no no no yes. In the words of that ignorant little man in the Vicar of Dibley.
Seriously, no. neutral
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 8:29 am
Nebelstern INGREDIENTS:SERVES 6-81/2 gal. homogenized milk 1/2 cup yogurt (starter)** You can use up to one cup. (make sure plain yogurt container states "live culture") 1/2 pint heavy cream (Optional for more richness) METHOD:Pour the milk into a saucepan and bring to a boil, stirring constantly. When it comes to a boil, add 1/2 pint of heavy cream, and pour into an earthen bowl or Pyrex dish. When it is lukewarm (105 -110 degrees), stir the mahdzoon starter with a spoon until it is smooth and dilute it with some of the warm milk. Pour this mixture into warm milk and stir. **You can buy starter as plain yogurt in the supermarket, or save a cup or two of your home-made yogurt to use as a starter each and every time you want to make it again. We made yoghurt in biology. By the next day in the nice warm classroom it was yoghurted. The sinks were blocked so we couldnt clean them out for weeks. Eventually we went to another classroom to cxlean out the orange and green yoghurt. xp
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 9:30 am
Nebelstern Gaulia Nebelstern Gaulia Nebelstern Just LOVING the groovy music. wink xd *dances* @Nebelstern - Do you want some yoghurt surprise to see where it takes us? gonk domokun Miss Gaulia, are you OFFERING me a yoghurt-based sexual act? Though it would be hilarious. As to where it would take us, I would probably end up in hysterics on the floor or angry. Very angry indeed.I'd end up laughing. Alot. One hell of a lot. So is that a no..? xd No no no no no yes. In the words of that ignorant little man in the Vicar of Dibley.
Seriously, no. neutral Tch, you're no fun. I wasn't being serious, y'know.
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