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 Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:48 pm
I forget where I saw it (think it was on someones shirt) but it said "Jesus loves you...He's just not in love with you." blaugh I adore that saying.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:49 pm
wait, heres a button i saw "Jesus will smack the Hell outta' you!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:49 pm
I love the bumper sticker:
"Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you're a moron."
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:52 pm
hmm...heh, "Jesus loves you...HA Just Kidding!
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:53 pm
"Jesus love you. Oh no wait nevermind. I mixed you up with the chick your boyfriend's screwing on the side." xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:54 pm
eek "Like omg you just killed osama bin laden!"
"Wait! you mean that wasnt Jesus???"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:57 pm
Heehee!
"Jesus loves you. File for sexual Harrassment."
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:08 pm
"LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!" *nothing happens...* 'I SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!" *Still nothing...* "God dammit..." *checks batteries on sun*
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:11 pm
eek That made me think about those specials every month on the sun exploding. Then it's probably "damn light bulbs! The salesmen said these would last at least 3000 years!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:12 pm
"Aww s**t this thing takes 40,000,000 Double A's?! I just used the last pack!!! stressed "
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:14 pm
When god made adam he said, "Meh, I can do better than that!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:14 pm
"Well they aren't getting their sun back this week! I got bills to pay."
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:18 pm
God made Adam. Then God made Eve.
My teacher was right. It's good to make a rough draft =)
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:19 pm
HEAVENS YES!!! HELL NO!!!
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