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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:40 pm
Superior Jazz -Frequently wears black clothing. Check. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. Check. I think tattoos are cool... I'm getting one sometime... -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. Check. Rammstein... Anthrax... VENOM... Sonata Arctica... -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. Check. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. Check. Declining...? was never interested in that in the first place... -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Check. -Drinks alcohol. Check. -Complains of boredom. Check. That's why I be doing this... I be bored... -Sleeps too excessively or too little. Check. Four hours, anyone? -Is excessively awake during the night. Check. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. Check. I have sensitive eyes... and I hate glare... -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. Check. With my girlfriend. -Spends large amounts of time alone. Check. I'm anti-social... -Requests time alone and quietness. Check. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Check. With my girlfriend... -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Check. Even though to some, I am an authority figure... -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. Check. I love cable TV! -Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. Check. I love roleplaying! Violence is amusing to watch... -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Check. I play an online game... -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. Check. Headbanging is gothic...? -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. Check. I give my girlfriend lapdances... -Expresses an interest in sex. Check. Male. 19. DUH! -Masturbates Check. See above. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Check. To the later, obviously... -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Check. So... philosphy, hinduism and buddhism are now CULTS...? Mabye they should tell South Eastern Asia that... ~counts~ That makes 25. So not only am I 'gothic', I'm five goths all in one! did it say cult in that list? hmm, I must have missed that. Because, by defenition, Christianity is a cult, and as such, every member of this guild has at least one mark they have to admit to, then.
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:40 am
-Frequently wears black clothing. yep. of course, it's part of my work uniform...OH NO! EVERONE AT WORK IS GOTHIC! AHHHH! -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. uh, yeah. most of my tshirt wardrobe is obscure bands and christian rock outfits. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:how about an ichtus fish, or loopy earings? -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. heck yeah! waiting another year and half.... -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) okay, isn't punk rock anti-social music, because I am SO IN. -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. every, single, person, I know. I think it's a byproduct of being middle school youth leaders. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. sleeps to little....college sophomore. nuf said. -Is excessively awake during the night. see above. dang homework (okay, and then gaia, cause I'm not getting on unti AFTER homework, right?) -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) Or, so I can study. hello? -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. 18 years old. parents are not technically needed. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. I LOVE COUNT CHOCULLA!!!!!!! crying -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) okay..VH1 and BRAVO and SCI-FI addict. not to mention LOST, The Simpsons, Comedy Central.... -Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. heck yes. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. yes again.
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:26 pm
okay, so if even nuns and Row can be found Gothic ... who can't?
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:57 pm
-Frequently wears black clothing. *looks in closet* Check -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.Check -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.*Looks at snake enwrapped penticle on neck* Check -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.I want a tattoo...and I really want my boyfriend to get a piercing...or ten... -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY. *flips through cd binder* Check -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. Well I'm in the miliraty, so I think that counts in itself. Check -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. ...the bible is wholeome? Oh sorry, that's my inner mind speaking out...Check -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. *reads name*...WICCAN clarinet...Check -Takes drugs. Not anymore... -Drinks alcohol. Check -Is suicidal and/or depressed. Check -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) ...I would scare a shrink with how much I cut myself...Check -Complains of boredom. ...I have things I'd rather be doing than this...but I'm bored...Check -Sleeps too excessively or too little. Both, depending on the night...Check -Is excessively awake during the night. oh heck yes. Check -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) sun hurts my eyes. Check -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. ...with my boyfriend...Check -Spends large amounts of time alone. see above -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) all the time. Check -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. well, yeah. I'm a teenager. Check -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) Cable is life...Check -Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. Is this not a role-play site? Check -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. I'm on the internet now am I not?Check -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. Look at my school works. I got penitcles and burning crosses all over the place! Check -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. Oh, yeah...Check -Expresses an interest in sex. No...not at all...just 99.99 percent of the day...Check -Masturbates uh...yeah...Check -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Check -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. *looks at name again.* I'd say so...Check *counts...* 28? Score!!!!
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:10 am
*counts* Darn. Now I'm considered emo and Goth!!
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:45 am
Sould_Out_Singer *counts* Darn. Now I'm considered emo and Goth!! Emo isn't THAT bad...and don't emo and goth kinda go hand in hand anyway?
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:56 am
This is one for the military... -Frequently wears black clothing. Spec Ops. All the time. Check. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. Face black. Check. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Symbols? It's called 'rank insignia'. Check. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. Look at any airborne regiment. Check. -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. They're called 'uniforms. Check. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities. They kill people. 'Nuff said. Check. -Drinks alcohol. Duh. Check. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. THEY KILL PEOPLE. Check. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. They get shot... -Complains of boredom. ... when they're not getting shot AT... Check. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. They just... don't sleep... Check. -Is excessively awake during the night. See above. Check. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. Then they get seen. See 'Spec Ops'. Check. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. So they don't get SHOT. Check. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Well... I think they're old enough to not need accompniment... and they're getting SHOT. Check. -Eats goth-related foods. IMP's are friggin nasty... Check. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. When they're not getting SHOT. Check. -Expresses an interest in sex. Umm... well... they can't get any... so... YEAH. When they're not getting SHOT. Check. -Masturbates. See above. Check. Are we seeing a pattern? So yeah. The military is gothic. Woo!
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:36 am
-Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
wow, I never knew being bored and quiet made me evil
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