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 Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:25 am
monochan *Sirius falls through the veil* Readers: NOOOOO!!! OMFG WHY!!!!!!! *In the real world, Voldemort holds his wand at JK's back while JK scribbles furiously* Voldy: Good girl... NOw kill Lupin. Now write how hot Lord Voldemort really is... now kill Dumbledore... now make Harry have a nervous breakdown.... Now make Harry and Draco make out... JK: sweatdrop lmao
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:02 pm
*Rita is following Harry. She transforms and lands on his behind ((I wouldn't mind being in her position wink ))*
Ron: So anyways then Hermione and me... hey, what's that thing on your a**?
Harry: *trying to see but can't* What do I look like, an owl? What is it?
Ron:Uhh, I think it's a bug.
Harry: *screams* Get it off! Get it off! *squishes Rita*
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:28 am
u guys are frickin crazy!! awesome.... but crazy!!! 3nodding blaugh
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:57 pm
i can't think of any more at the moment... other ppl will have to contribute
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:26 pm
I'm bored...
*In the first book, you know when harry goes to ask Professor Snape for the Quidditch book back?...*
H: *opens the door* Professor?...
*sees Snape and McGonagall making out*
S: *whirls around and sees Harry* POTTER! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
H: *flustered* well, um, I just wanted my book back, but yeah, that's okay, I'll wait till a better time. Yep. Well, uh... *runs away*
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:36 pm
monochan *Rita is following harry around in her beetle form and perches on his behind* Ron: what's that thing on your a**? harry: What do I look like, an owl? What is it? Ron: I think it's a bug. Harry: Well, get it off! *squishes Rita in his frantic attempt to get it off*
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:29 pm
Hakania monochan *Rita is following harry around in her beetle form and perches on his behind* Ron: what's that thing on your a**? harry: What do I look like, an owl? What is it? Ron: I think it's a bug. Harry: Well, get it off! *squishes Rita in his frantic attempt to get it off* *bows* thank you, thank you
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:26 am
rofl 4laugh Wow, these are great!!!! I'll think of one and post it later!
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:33 pm
~During the scene where Harry is hiding in the closet in Borgin & Burkes, waiting for Malfoy and Lucius to leave.'They' finally leave~
Harry slowly opened the doors to the closet and stepped out, only to come face to face with his arch-enemy, Draco.
"Finally coming out of the closet, eh Potter?" Malfoy sneers.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:15 pm
Ok, here's one. I had a dream about it.
(random arguement between Snape and Harry)
Harry: Ok, Snivellius, answer me.
Snape: What did you just call me!?!?
Harry: It's what my dad and Sirius used to call you...
Snape: (sniffling)
Harry:....professor?
Snape: Oh, I miss them!!! GODDAMMIT, I MISS THEM!! Seeing Black and Potter without their shirts on because of one of my curses.....WAAAAH!!!
Harry: (startled) OMG...professor? Are you...ok?
Snape: .........Potter....you look so much like your father......c'mere...just for a second.....
Harry: UWAH!??!
Snape: If you don't come here RIGHT NOW, I will take 1,000,000,000 points from Gryffindor!!!
Harry:.......welllll.......I guess it's ok, just for now
**Harry and Snape start making out on the Potions floor**
*Hagrid walks in*
Hagrid: Oh, s**t! I wanted 'arry!
Snape: We can do 3-way!
Hagrid: Alrigh'.
**all 3 take turns**
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:46 pm
I'm baaaack..
congratulations xXDark PhantomXx! You win!
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:59 am
xXDark PhantomXx Ok, here's one. I had a dream about it. (random arguement between Snape and Harry) Harry: Ok, Snivellius, answer me. Snape: What did you just call me!?!? Harry: It's what my dad and Sirius used to call you... Snape: (sniffling) Harry:....professor? Snape: Oh, I miss them!!! GODDAMMIT, I MISS THEM!! Seeing Black and Potter without their shirts on because of one of my curses.....WAAAAH!!! Harry: (startled) OMG...professor? Are you...ok? Snape: .........Potter....you look so much like your father......c'mere...just for a second..... Harry: UWAH!??! Snape: If you don't come here RIGHT NOW, I will take 1,000,000,000 points from Gryffindor!!! Harry:.......welllll.......I guess it's ok, just for now **Harry and Snape start making out on the Potions floor** *Hagrid walks in* Hagrid: Oh, s**t! I wanted 'arry! Snape: We can do 3-way! Hagrid: Alrigh'. **all 3 take turns**
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:23 pm
Grey_Temerity xXDark PhantomXx Ok, here's one. I had a dream about it. (random arguement between Snape and Harry) Harry: Ok, Snivellius, answer me. Snape: What did you just call me!?!? Harry: It's what my dad and Sirius used to call you... Snape: (sniffling) Harry:....professor? Snape: Oh, I miss them!!! GODDAMMIT, I MISS THEM!! Seeing Black and Potter without their shirts on because of one of my curses.....WAAAAH!!! Harry: (startled) OMG...professor? Are you...ok? Snape: .........Potter....you look so much like your father......c'mere...just for a second..... Harry: UWAH!??! Snape: If you don't come here RIGHT NOW, I will take 1,000,000,000 points from Gryffindor!!! Harry:.......welllll.......I guess it's ok, just for now **Harry and Snape start making out on the Potions floor** *Hagrid walks in* Hagrid: Oh, s**t! I wanted 'arry! Snape: We can do 3-way! Hagrid: Alrigh'. **all 3 take turns** *cough*creepy*cough cough*
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