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Amduat
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:23 pm


Kyoraku Jinrei
pina colada xd

Whenever I go to 7-11 with some women I know, they usually choose pina colada if its available. So what can be better than a pina colada flavored condom eh lol
YES. Pina Coladas walk all up and down every other flavor's a**. 3nodding
PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:52 pm


Ix_xI
Kyoraku Jinrei
pina colada xd

Whenever I go to 7-11 with some women I know, they usually choose pina colada if its available. So what can be better than a pina colada flavored condom eh lol
YES. Pina Coladas walk all up and down every other flavor's a**. 3nodding


haha

think I'll go buy me some pina colada condoms now rofl

Kyoraku Jinrei


Mjollner
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:39 pm


a story involving going to a porn shop? ok... ever seen one of your school teachers at one? stare

when i was a freshman back in high school, me and my ex used to go to a sex shop she lived near, and once we saw my algebra teacher in there with his wife. me and her just stopped dead in our steps like, "omg, is that mr. comer?? ... OMG!". then he noticed us, and stopped as well, was like "holy s**t - O.O ... what are you kids doing here?? this is no place for a 15 year old!" ... not sure what he was buying - didnt really want to know - so we just bought our s**t and left laughing our asses off. he was only about 26, so it wasnt too big of a shock, so it just turned out to be an awesome inside joke during class...

also, one of the more recent ones: i went to one in mississippi with some friends, just to see what was left after Katrina hit. summed up, you know you need to find new friends when the clerk at a porn shop knows your friend's family on a personal level, and youre told its only a buisiness type relationship stare .
PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:00 pm


i went into a porn shop recently and i found out that apparently someone had invented a cream to make a**l easier... and they had a big display of it on the counter... i just kind of looke dat it and went.. hm... in the sense of "WTF?"

Necrohazard
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TheDeviDevil
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:39 pm


Necrohazard
i went into a porn shop recently and i found out that apparently someone had invented a cream to make a**l easier... and they had a big display of it on the counter... i just kind of looke dat it and went.. hm... in the sense of "WTF?"


Lube or the jaws of life? Heh


I've seen cream that makes a girl tighter.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:01 am


TheDeviDevil
Necrohazard
i went into a porn shop recently and i found out that apparently someone had invented a cream to make a**l easier... and they had a big display of it on the counter... i just kind of looke dat it and went.. hm... in the sense of "WTF?"


Lube or the jaws of life? Heh


I've seen cream that makes a girl tighter.


lol

Kyoraku Jinrei


Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:49 am


TheDeviDevil
I've seen cream that makes a girl tighter.
eek sweatdrop eek

That's kind of creepy.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:30 pm


Ix_xI
TheDeviDevil
I've seen cream that makes a girl tighter.
eek sweatdrop eek

That's kind of creepy.
How so?

Take you for example. From all that sex with random people.....and horses. You end up very loose. So the cream makes with feel a lot better, as oppose to throwing a hot dog down a hallway. ^_^
xd

TheDeviDevil
Vice Captain


Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:17 am


TheDeviDevil
Ix_xI
TheDeviDevil
I've seen cream that makes a girl tighter.
eek sweatdrop eek

That's kind of creepy.
How so?

Take you for example. From all that sex with random people.....and horses. You end up very loose. So the cream makes with feel a lot better, as oppose to throwing a hot dog down a hallway. ^_^
xd
Maybe you should take some for your a*****e then too, ya damn whore. wink
PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:15 pm


Ix_xI
TheDeviDevil
Ix_xI
TheDeviDevil
I've seen cream that makes a girl tighter.
eek sweatdrop eek

That's kind of creepy.
How so?

Take you for example. From all that sex with random people.....and horses. You end up very loose. So the cream makes with feel a lot better, as oppose to throwing a hot dog down a hallway. ^_^
xd
Maybe you should take some for your a*****e then too, ya damn whore. wink
lol
Ohh you thought I ment make asses tighter. The cream I saw was to make vages tighter

TheDeviDevil
Vice Captain


Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:38 pm


TheDeviDevil
Ix_xI
TheDeviDevil
Ix_xI
TheDeviDevil
I've seen cream that makes a girl tighter.
eek sweatdrop eek

That's kind of creepy.
How so?

Take you for example. From all that sex with random people.....and horses. You end up very loose. So the cream makes with feel a lot better, as oppose to throwing a hot dog down a hallway. ^_^
xd
Maybe you should take some for your a*****e then too, ya damn whore. wink
lol
Ohh you thought I ment make asses tighter. The cream I saw was to make vages tighter
No, I got that. But to my knowledge, you don't have a c**t. So for an equal comeback, I switch it to your a*****e. 4laugh
PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:00 pm


Ix_xI
TheDeviDevil
Ix_xI
TheDeviDevil
Ix_xI
TheDeviDevil
I've seen cream that makes a girl tighter.
eek sweatdrop eek

That's kind of creepy.
How so?

Take you for example. From all that sex with random people.....and horses. You end up very loose. So the cream makes with feel a lot better, as oppose to throwing a hot dog down a hallway. ^_^
xd
Maybe you should take some for your a*****e then too, ya damn whore. wink
lol
Ohh you thought I ment make asses tighter. The cream I saw was to make vages tighter
No, I got that. But to my knowledge, you don't have a c**t. So for an equal comeback, I switch it to your a*****e. 4laugh
oh............ Okay..... Im stupid

TheDeviDevil
Vice Captain


Amduat
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:44 pm


TheDeviDevil
oh............ Okay..... Im stupid
gonk
PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:03 pm


TheDeviDevil
oh............ Okay..... Im stupid


Its ok Devi, we all have our stupid moments once in awhile

I actually have them very frequently rofl

Kyoraku Jinrei


Mjollner
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:56 pm


lol i love this thread...
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