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Gaia name: redsox_1 or red
Real name: Dan
Age: see webpage
Likes: Rping, Wrestling, Reading, drawing, hanging out with friends, aim, Boston RedSox, Baltimore Ravens
Dislikes: New York Yankees, snotty people, people that flame new gaians
Fave food: don't have one
Least fave food: mushrooms
Pet(s): cat, dog and guinea pig

Gaia name: sadow_wolf
Real name: caitlin
Age: 14
Likes: music,anime,ramen noodles,swimming,competitive diving.
Dislikes: assholes,wasps,mean teachers.
Fave food: shrimp flavored ramen
Least fave food: spaghetti
Pet(s):1 cat(girl,named tigger.) and 4 dogs.(two girls names baby,julie.2 guys names floyed and shadow.)

Gaia name:Lone-HalfDemon
Real Name:Josh
Age:just turned 16 woot!!!!
Likes:my girlfriend,being a perv,roleplaying(its my life),partying,romance,cuddling with my girlfriend in my bed/couch
Dislikes:snobs,preps,people who have a problem with mentally retarded people,Racists,Women Abusers,and really fat girls who wear really short tight clothes *shivers*
Fave food:Italian
Least Fave food:Saurkrauet
Pets:a white and black striped cat Bubah and a hyper toy chihuaha (With Hair!!!!!)named jingles

yeaaahhhhh

Gaia name: Chibi-Sorrow
Real name: Kristina
Age: 17
Likes: Alot of things, ask me later.
Dislikes: -twitches- Right now, don't ask...
Fave food: Chicken and rice (the way my mom makes it)
Least fave food: Eh... italian (or some)
Pet(s): Two cats: Charmed (silver tabby, fat as hell) and Noodle (Black cat)

THE VICE IS HERE!! A little late, but she is here...

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Gaia name: Lira_Sharkova
Real name: Jodi
Age: 14 (dob: 23/4/92)
Likes: pretty much everything...(RIKU!! blaugh )
Dislikes: my older sisters (Kate, 15; Elysha, 26) and people who diss my drawings. stare
Fave food: uh.... LOLLIES!!!!! heart
Least fave food: pumpkin
Pet(s): Budgerigar (small aussie parrot) named buddie. LOADS of dogs and ever-changing numbers of horses.

((BTW: I live in australia! IT ROCKS!!!!!! biggrin xd smile 3nodding mrgreen pirate rofl 4laugh twisted lol wink razz dramallama ))

Gaia name: KillerKitty#4
Real name: Michelle
Age: 13
Likes: anime,video games,hanin wit my buds and talkin to peoples
Dislikes: being made fun of,being called short(i hate that),and things that want to kill me or eat me for supper.
Fave food: spageti
Least fave food: pork
Pet(s):a cat(spots),two dogs(molly and Daisy)and a catfish(mr.catfish)

You gotta love this guy 's explanation of hell.......
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now
have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look
at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of t heir religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion,
we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can
expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the
rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell
has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell
will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
7 reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher
paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us
how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little
boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.


She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say,'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, She's dead. "


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face.."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples.
<~ That makes me giggle