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 Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:47 pm
When life gives you lemons punch, kick, and karate chop everything around you until it gives you something different.
arrow Will Smith
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:28 am
Naughty or Nice...?
When Life gives you lemons, pull out the Noisy Cricket and blast the crap outta it.
Barney (that stupid pink dinosaur)
... You decide, click here!
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:38 am
When Life gives you lemons have lemonade at the neverland ranch with five of your youngest friends.
Hannibal
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:57 pm
Naughty or Nice...?
(I said barney, not Michael Jackson)
When life gives you lemons, have it with some sautee brain
Male Gigalo
... You decide, click here!
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:56 pm
((I was trying to imply that Barney brings kids over to Michael's house though it seem I was unsuccessful. Oh well.))
When life gives you lemons use then to give your client an Albanian nickel rub, the dirty south version.
Female Gigolo
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:35 am
When life gives you lemons, use them to stuff your bra.
A SEAL.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:28 am
When live gives you lemons, trade them for fish
Jeoc
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:18 am
when life gives you lemons, concentrate out the citric acid and spit it in an enemies eye/face.
Burger
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:45 am
Naughty or Nice...?
When Life gives you lemons, go and dominate the word games
Wingo
... You decide, click here!
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:56 am
When life gives you lemons, go try and dominate the word game forum.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:56 pm
She's the spirit of your sorrow and the reason for your tears... |~^.[ Nobody gave me a person, so I'll go with...um...a doctor.
When life gives you lemons, use the NILDOCARF method of history taking on them, do a sputum culture and diagnose them with S. pneumoniae.
(No, I'm not supposed to be working on my assignment now, of course not!)
A nurse. ].^~| ...She's your fury and your glory and your deepest, darkest fears.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:20 pm
When life gives you lemons, sue the hospital for swapping your baby with the lemons.
Blossom
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:24 pm
When life gives you lemons, attack Bob Dylan and gouge out his left eye! Then cut the lemon in half, and squeeze the juices into the gaping hole. Fill with vodka, and do a shot! Repeat until you're out of lemons or the police show up.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:48 am
I'm gonna go with mooby, since he didn't add a person.
When life gives you lemons, think deep inane thoughts about something else.
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:40 pm
...And, since nobody gave me a person, I'll go with...um...me.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon slice with them!
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