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 Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:17 pm
Well, masturbation is actually physically healthy and can decrease your risk for prostate cancer.
If you have a prostate, that is.
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:54 am
Yes, I agree that it's a healthy release of sexual frustrations, but that feeling is supposed to be one your spouse gives you. Masturbation is sexual (obviously) and sex is to be saved for marriage.
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High-functioning Businesswoman
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:20 pm
You shall not commit adultery.
“Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart” — Matthew 5:27-28; this also includes sex before marriage. (FYI, im sure this applys for women also...)
but yeah, ive looked upon ALOT of men with lust... thank goodness the lord is forgiving xp
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:35 am
I know this may be a play on words, but what about using the second definition for lust above.
What about lusting after God? xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:10 am
I don't even want to go there. Just. . . stop. NO.
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:40 pm
Combat Chuckles I know this may be a play on words, but what about using the second definition for lust above. What about lusting after God? xd 'I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.' Thank you, Cartman, for your wise, wise words. *shudder*
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:37 pm
ryuu_chan Combat Chuckles I know this may be a play on words, but what about using the second definition for lust above. What about lusting after God? xd 'I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.' Thank you, Cartman, for your wise, wise words. *shudder* Can we like, delete these posts? They're really creeping me out. I am being totally serious.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:53 am
GuardianAngel44 ryuu_chan Combat Chuckles I know this may be a play on words, but what about using the second definition for lust above. What about lusting after God? xd 'I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.' Thank you, Cartman, for your wise, wise words. *shudder* Can we like, delete these posts? They're really creeping me out. I am being totally serious. Executive: We just have one question, though. We were looking over some of your lyrics, uh... "I want to walk hand-in-hand with Jesus on a private beach for two./I want him to nibble on my ear and say 'I'm here for you.'" It seems you really love Christ. Cartman: Yes, we sure do. Executive: No, but it appears you are actually... in love with Christ.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:40 pm
Lethkhar GuardianAngel44 ryuu_chan Combat Chuckles I know this may be a play on words, but what about using the second definition for lust above. What about lusting after God? xd 'I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.' Thank you, Cartman, for your wise, wise words. *shudder* Can we like, delete these posts? They're really creeping me out. I am being totally serious. Executive: We just have one question, though. We were looking over some of your lyrics, uh... "I want to walk hand-in-hand with Jesus on a private beach for two./I want him to nibble on my ear and say 'I'm here for you.'" It seems you really love Christ. Cartman: Yes, we sure do. Executive: No, but it appears you are actually... in love with Christ. That doesn't scare me even near the level that the "pleasing Jesus" one scares me.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:41 pm
I just realized that that sentance didn't make grammatical sense. I'm tired, and should really go to bed, but can't fall asleep. Damn booze.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:37 pm
GuardianAngel44 I just realized that that sentance didn't make grammatical sense. I'm tired, and should really go to bed, but can't fall asleep. Damn booze. Mmm, booze AND weed. The epitome of a person who should not be at a keyboard while connected to the internet. *raises eyebrow*
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:45 pm
ryuu_chan GuardianAngel44 I just realized that that sentance didn't make grammatical sense. I'm tired, and should really go to bed, but can't fall asleep. Damn booze. Mmm, booze AND weed. The epitome of a person who should not be at a keyboard while connected to the internet. *raises eyebrow* Do you think a good Christian teen like me would be into drugs?
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:46 pm
GuardianAngel44 Do you think a good Christian teen like me would be into drugs? Considering I remember seeing a post of yours that said you were stoned... yeah. I have to say, yes. For SHAME. *tsks*
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:31 pm
Do you think that an incredibly funny Christian teen like me wouldn't be joking about being stoned?
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:50 am
GuardianAngel44 Do you think that an incredibly funny Christian teen like me wouldn't be joking about being stoned? Where in the Bible does it say "Absolutely NO Marijuana!"? Hell, it might even condone it. I mean, even Moses was inspired by a burning bush. xd
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