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 Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:26 pm
I only try to go when I really need to. One time I really really had to go pee so I had to use the bathroom at the mall.
Well wouldn't you know there were flies and things everywhere. It looked horrible in there and it smelt like someone had vomited and forgotten to clean it up. I noticed that the toilet wasn't very well attatched to the ground and the seat was falling off.
Worst experience ever. No to mention that the graffitti on the stall made me nervous.
ninja
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:09 pm
No bad/odd experiences yet-I'm sure, however, that mine is fast approaching.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:15 pm
buubuubear Jacki Jinx I step far back just so I can see if there are feet in there. I've never caught anyone inserting a tampon, or even a pad. ...and I'm one of those disgusting noisey bowl movement persons. I get extremely embarrassed by it though, especially since it sounds like my a** is exploding gonk I'm sorry hun but that's hillarious!!! It's ok, it's only human, I always tend to do those disgusting farts that are both loud and smelly! sweatdrop *hugs* it's ok^^ I feel that I'm especially embarassed by it though due to the fact I can't smell it. I barely have any sense of smell. I know that there'd be people going, "Holy s**t, can't she do something about it? Lysol? Courtosey flush?" but I honestly don't know when it's necessary or when it's not. What am I going to do, go, "Hey, I just took a huge dump, but I don't know whether it smells really bad. Care to smell it for me?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:22 pm
I hate using the public bathrooms.... its just.... eewww...
SO! :Audience inches closer:
I shall bring my dear friend from you tube Dane Cook :claps: to tell you all about the joys of public restrooms....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be80aYWwmAY
((Bonus note: For some reason ... I find that the toilet is the best place to actually ... rest ninja ... the toilet in my house... not public mind you... but .. I dont know why XD maby cause my butt fits quite well on the seat... or that it always seems peaceful in there... most of the time 0-0;
When I become rich I shall put in a waterfall in my bathroom.... You all will be welcome to come ^0^ XDD))
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:20 pm
I don't use public washrooms... not since I was a kid. I'm a germophobe. surprised
Unless I'm having a really heavy period and fear an accident may happen, you will NEVER catch me doing anything other than fixing my hair/washing my hands in a public bathroom. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:11 pm
This isnt something that was embaressing for me, but about a month or two ago I was at a store with my friend, and she really has to use the restroom. So we go back to the restrooms and my friends doing her buisness, and we suddenly here this lady talking and we think she is talking to us. So my friend and I just ignore her so we just start to think mabe shes just talking to herself or something. Well about 3 minutes later the ladys says "hey well ive got to go now" turns out she was on her cell phone while she was in there. Me and my friend were trying so hard not to laugh, as soon as we left though we started laughing so hard, It was hilarious!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:35 am
Once, I was in the bathroom at my school, and this girl walks in. (I heard her) I was like 'Okay, another girl, big deal.'
So then the girl proceeds to look in the stall that I'm in, through the crack, and laugh at me. A lot. I was like 'What the CRAP?'
Turns out she was one of the "Team 90" kids at my school, meaning that she had mental damage.
But at the time, I was extremely embarrassed, because there was a girl watching me crap! gonk
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:41 pm
this isnt really embarrasing, but its just a public bathroom story.
i was in eastside marios having dinner with my family when nature called. so i went to the bathroom and just as i was finnished i reached for the toilette paper... guess what... it was empty.
someone was in the bathroom so i couldnt just run out with my pants around my ancles so instead i had to get on the floor, and grope the wall of the stall beside me to find some paper... and i did. phew.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:03 am
Once in China, I was going pee in the mall. My stall didn't lock, but it closed okay. I was just about to pull down my pants and some lady opens the door. And I was like, eek
And she goes, "Well don't just stand there, get out, I have to go!"
And I slammed the door in her face and called her a b***h. Loud. In english though.
I'm lucky none of my family were there. they would have killed me. XD
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:10 am
i hate public bathrooms, they usually never have paper, or they don't have paper towels but a lowsy dryer that (in most cases) doesn't work, the doors don't lock, or they lock but open by themselves...and the smell...EWWW! I go to public toilets only if i really REALLY have to go, otherwise I'd rater pee at a bush than at public toilet...
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:31 pm
buubuubear me too, I'll hold it until I can't hold it anymore^^ Me too, even at school.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:23 pm
Okay this is a immature gross story
I was in Kohls and I had to use the Bathroom so me and my sis go and all the sudden it smells like crap! gonk So I didn't know who was in there so I thought "Oh maybe its a Janitor." So I go into on for the stalls and there was poop in it. So i used the one over, my sis? Right next to the "Janitor" but it was a lady with dirrehea(spelling?) she used two toilets rofl . So she had poop on her legs and came OUT me and my sis RAN OUT(of course washing our hands) and wanna know something REALLY gross? The Jaitor was supposed to clean it 2 hours ago! eek
I get nervous about using the toilet in school. confused
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:11 pm
I've never seen anyone look through the cracks. If I ever did see somebody do that I would just be like "you sick ********."
I usually walk against the wall and look at feet to see which one is open. I hate using public restrooms though.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:57 pm
japanesejuicebox I've never seen anyone look through the cracks. If I ever did see somebody do that I would just be like "you sick ********." I usually walk against the wall and look at feet to see which one is open. I hate using public restrooms though. i did once...but i was like 4-years-old and i couldn't find an empty stall and was looking 4 my aunt and i REALLY had to go
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:54 am
I love all these stories. rofl
The only story I have concerns my sister...we both went into a bathroom that was in a doll museum (very bizarre, I know). Anyway, the place was pretty much completely deserted, as was the bathroom. My sister and I were really very bored and a bit hyper, so as my sister went in one of the stalls and I went to the mirror to fix my hair she started to sing "La Cucaracha" in a purposely loud and screechy voice.
A few seconds into this beautiful performance and an older lady walks into the bathroom.
And my sister doesn't notice.
So she keeps right on singing.
I was literally biting the insides of my cheeks to keep from bursting out in laughter. Anyway, my sister comes out and washes her hands just about the time that the older lady came out of her stall. She turns bright red and we both flee.
We then found an empty room in the museum where we went and laughed hysterically for at least 15 minutes.
*sigh* Good times, gooood times. heart
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