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 Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:12 am
*listens outside of the cave**thinks to self* what an idiot getting duped like that.* peeks inside*
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:42 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 8:59 am
~Josh begins to stagger into the forrest--away from the direction that lonewolf and his "cult" are....He never really got along with them....so he figures it'll be a lot simpler if he goes his own path--He begins a talk with himself as he eyes the map, knowing there is sure to be a cave or 2 ahead.~
"I dont need them......I dont need them.... I can find the key without them... I dont need them and their lil fellowship they have"
~His head begins to stagger in a twitching type way~
"I'm the master of necromanci, and I've been censored of it....I dont need them, I can SUMMON THE ******** DEAD....These zombies are nothing than the work of another necromancer......Or else they're...."
~His head continues staggering in a schitzo type way....~
"Just ******** ZOMBIES..."
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~Josh continued his argument and rants with himself for several hours only to conclude with a simple--~
"....I'm the 'chosen' one......I have to be.. who else would it be? Majik!? PFFT....no ******** way.......if its majik, I'm gonna be pissed.......or....if its that cat shifting thing...or that talking computer...."voilet"
Because we all know I am...--"
~He temperarily pauses as he hears a noise ahead of some leaves...He lifts the leaves to reveal a small cavern up ahead...~
".....the master of necromanci..."
[DONT FORGET IT, b***h!!!--lol]
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~Josh moves the leaves ahead and cautiously walks near the entrance of the cave...and there is a poorly carved sign in the rock next to it.~
~Josh tries to interpret the words.....though his ancient symbol interpretition levels are quite low.....~
".......Be....Bee.....Be--war.........Bee-War.......
....Oh ********! THERSE A BEE WAR!!!............."
~Josh withdraws a small staff from his back and starts going bizzerk, firing several blue beams of energy in every direction...in hopes of killing the "bees"~
~After several....hours....of this...Josh's magic has depleted and is weak from his prior rage~
"HAHAH! PITIFUL BEES! YOU THINK YOU CAN MATCH THE POWER OF THE GREAT--NECROMANCER JOSH! HA!! FOOLS!!"
~....after another....several hours of boasting....He figures its a good idea to probably continue with the Key quest that he believes he was specifically 'chosen' for~
~He notices more symbols under the "bee-war!".......So he tries to interpret them~
"....Bee-war.....!......" [Thats all he can read...]
~Thinks to himself...~
"Hm....well....if I just won this so called mortal bee-war..... then there is nothing to worry about!"
~in which reality the sign reads:
CAUTION!
Cave has giant ******** spiders. And a Mana Warp for you necromancers that mistook caution for "bee wars" and then depleted their magic in the process. Plus you're on a Key quest against zombies.
This cave wont lead you to the Key....It is keyless...Turn back now..
--Or you will be slaughtered by giant ******** spiders.~
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~Josh wearily enters the entrance of the cave and into his probable doom~
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 6:16 pm
Juggalo Josh ~Josh begins to stagger into the forrest--away from the direction that lonewolf and his "cult" are....He never really got along with them....so he figures it'll be a lot simpler if he goes his own path--He begins a talk with himself as he eyes the map, knowing there is sure to be a cave or 2 ahead.~"I dont need them......I dont need them.... I can find the key without them... I dont need them and their lil fellowship they have"~His head begins to stagger in a twitching type way~"I'm the master of necromanci, and I've been censored of it....I dont need them, I can SUMMON THE ******** DEAD....These zombies are nothing than the work of another necromancer......Or else they're...."~His head continues staggering in a schitzo type way....~"Just ******** ZOMBIES..."----------------------------------~Josh continued his argument and rants with himself for several hours only to conclude with a simple--~"....I'm the 'chosen' one......I have to be.. who else would it be? Majik!? PFFT....no ******** way.......if its majik, I'm gonna be pissed.......or....if its that cat shifting thing...or that talking computer...."voilet"
Because we all know I am...--"~He temperarily pauses as he hears a noise ahead of some leaves...He lifts the leaves to reveal a small cavern up ahead...~".....the master of necromanci..."
[DONT FORGET IT, b***h!!!--lol]---------------------------~Josh moves the leaves ahead and cautiously walks near the entrance of the cave...and there is a poorly carved sign in the rock next to it.~
~Josh tries to interpret the words.....though his ancient symbol interpretition levels are quite low.....~".......Be....Bee.....Be--war.........Bee-War.......
....Oh ********! THERSE A BEE WAR!!!............."~Josh withdraws a small staff from his back and starts going bizzerk, firing several blue beams of energy in every direction...in hopes of killing the "bees"~
~After several....hours....of this...Josh's magic has depleted and is weak from his prior rage~"HAHAH! PITIFUL BEES! YOU THINK YOU CAN MATCH THE POWER OF THE GREAT--NECROMANCER JOSH! HA!! FOOLS!!"~....after another....several hours of boasting....He figures its a good idea to probably continue with the Key quest that he believes he was specifically 'chosen' for~
~He notices more symbols under the "bee-war!".......So he tries to interpret them~"....Bee-war.....!......" [Thats all he can read...]~Thinks to himself...~"Hm....well....if I just won this so called mortal bee-war..... then there is nothing to worry about!"~in which reality the sign reads:CAUTION!
Cave has giant ******** spiders. And a Mana Warp for you necromancers that mistook caution for "bee wars" and then depleted their magic in the process. Plus you're on a Key quest against zombies.
This cave wont lead you to the Key....It is keyless...Turn back now..
--Or you will be slaughtered by giant ******** spiders.~
--------------------~Josh wearily enters the entrance of the cave and into his probable doom~ Hey Josh wait don't go in there! (Oh great! Now i have to go after him!)
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 8:06 pm
Neko-meww Hey Josh wait don't go in there! (Oh great! Now i have to go after him!) [I'm several........O.K....FAR FAR away from you guys, the most you could probably see of me is my bizzerk depletion of magi.....*shrug*] [PLEASE DONT QUOTE THAT AGAIN...I mean, I"m sorry I made it so long, but I hate scrolling...more than I hate windows 95...95!!! 95!! *caps*]
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 9:06 pm
Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Hey Josh wait don't go in there! (Oh great! Now i have to go after him!) [I'm several........O.K....FAR FAR away from you guys, the most you could probably see of me is my bizzerk depletion of magi.....*shrug*] [PLEASE DONT QUOTE THAT AGAIN...I mean, I"m sorry I made it so long, but I hate scrolling...more than I hate windows 95...95!!! 95!! *caps*] Don't worry i won't. *goes in the cave after Josh* whee Man I'm glad I can see in the dark. stare *finds Josh* Hey you know there are spiders in here right? sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:22 pm
Khaos entered the forest blindly making way to the cave he had heard so much about.
"Maybe the key is in there."
While treading through the forest he heard scuttling and random rustling of bushes, and he sensed it. Two 'things' were circling him.
"s**t..."
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:49 pm
Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Hey Josh wait don't go in there! (Oh great! Now i have to go after him!) [I'm several........O.K....FAR FAR away from you guys, the most you could probably see of me is my bizzerk depletion of magi.....*shrug*] [PLEASE DONT QUOTE THAT AGAIN...I mean, I"m sorry I made it so long, but I hate scrolling...more than I hate windows 95...95!!! 95!! *caps*] Don't worry i won't. *goes in the cave after Josh* whee Man I'm glad I can see in the dark. stare *finds Josh* Hey you know there are spiders in here right? sweatdrop ~Josh turns to see a cat thing looking at him and speaking some "cat language" ................~ ..........uh...cat thing...I cant understand you.....
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:18 am
Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Hey Josh wait don't go in there! (Oh great! Now i have to go after him!) [I'm several........O.K....FAR FAR away from you guys, the most you could probably see of me is my bizzerk depletion of magi.....*shrug*] [PLEASE DONT QUOTE THAT AGAIN...I mean, I"m sorry I made it so long, but I hate scrolling...more than I hate windows 95...95!!! 95!! *caps*] Don't worry i won't. *goes in the cave after Josh* whee Man I'm glad I can see in the dark. stare *finds Josh* Hey you know there are spiders in here right? sweatdrop ~Josh turns to see a cat thing looking at him and speaking some "cat language" ................~ ..........uh...cat thing...I cant understand you..... *starts speaking english* sorry. You know there are killer spiders in here right? sweatdrop sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:33 pm
Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Hey Josh wait don't go in there! (Oh great! Now i have to go after him!) [I'm several........O.K....FAR FAR away from you guys, the most you could probably see of me is my bizzerk depletion of magi.....*shrug*] [PLEASE DONT QUOTE THAT AGAIN...I mean, I"m sorry I made it so long, but I hate scrolling...more than I hate windows 95...95!!! 95!! *caps*] Don't worry i won't. *goes in the cave after Josh* whee Man I'm glad I can see in the dark. stare *finds Josh* Hey you know there are spiders in here right? sweatdrop ~Josh turns to see a cat thing looking at him and speaking some "cat language" ................~ ..........uh...cat thing...I cant understand you..... *starts speaking english* sorry. You know there are killer spiders in here right? sweatdrop sweatdrop Oh...spiders eh? dont worry...I shall defeat them with my magical necromancerness.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:31 pm
Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Hey Josh wait don't go in there! (Oh great! Now i have to go after him!) [I'm several........O.K....FAR FAR away from you guys, the most you could probably see of me is my bizzerk depletion of magi.....*shrug*] [PLEASE DONT QUOTE THAT AGAIN...I mean, I"m sorry I made it so long, but I hate scrolling...more than I hate windows 95...95!!! 95!! *caps*] Don't worry i won't. *goes in the cave after Josh* whee Man I'm glad I can see in the dark. stare *finds Josh* Hey you know there are spiders in here right? sweatdrop ~Josh turns to see a cat thing looking at him and speaking some "cat language" ................~ ..........uh...cat thing...I cant understand you..... *starts speaking english* sorry. You know there are killer spiders in here right? sweatdrop sweatdrop Oh...spiders eh? dont worry...I shall defeat them with my magical necromancerness. how much magic do you have left thanks to the fact that you thought beware was bee wars?
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:56 am
Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Hey Josh wait don't go in there! (Oh great! Now i have to go after him!) [I'm several........O.K....FAR FAR away from you guys, the most you could probably see of me is my bizzerk depletion of magi.....*shrug*] [PLEASE DONT QUOTE THAT AGAIN...I mean, I"m sorry I made it so long, but I hate scrolling...more than I hate windows 95...95!!! 95!! *caps*] Don't worry i won't. *goes in the cave after Josh* whee Man I'm glad I can see in the dark. stare *finds Josh* Hey you know there are spiders in here right? sweatdrop ~Josh turns to see a cat thing looking at him and speaking some "cat language" ................~ ..........uh...cat thing...I cant understand you..... *starts speaking english* sorry. You know there are killer spiders in here right? sweatdrop sweatdrop Oh...spiders eh? dont worry...I shall defeat them with my magical necromancerness. how much magic do you have left thanks to the fact that you thought beware was bee wars? um...I'm not sure...but I'm sure that since i'm so ALMIGHTY N POWERFUL!!!!...that whatever amount I have left will work 3nodding xd
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:52 pm
Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Juggalo Josh Neko-meww Hey Josh wait don't go in there! (Oh great! Now i have to go after him!) [I'm several........O.K....FAR FAR away from you guys, the most you could probably see of me is my bizzerk depletion of magi.....*shrug*] [PLEASE DONT QUOTE THAT AGAIN...I mean, I"m sorry I made it so long, but I hate scrolling...more than I hate windows 95...95!!! 95!! *caps*] Don't worry i won't. *goes in the cave after Josh* whee Man I'm glad I can see in the dark. stare *finds Josh* Hey you know there are spiders in here right? sweatdrop ~Josh turns to see a cat thing looking at him and speaking some "cat language" ................~ ..........uh...cat thing...I cant understand you..... *starts speaking english* sorry. You know there are killer spiders in here right? sweatdrop sweatdrop Oh...spiders eh? dont worry...I shall defeat them with my magical necromancerness. how much magic do you have left thanks to the fact that you thought beware was bee wars? um...I'm not sure...but I'm sure that since i'm so ALMIGHTY N POWERFUL!!!!...that whatever amount I have left will work 3nodding xd riiight. xd stare sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:54 pm
Neko-meww eek be careful lonewolf! *shifts into cat form**starts growling* please do not be alarmed *looks a sincere look into Neko's eyes i can assure you i mean no harm to noone
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:46 am
Tetsuyaka Neko-meww eek be careful lonewolf! *shifts into cat form**starts growling* please do not be alarmed *looks a sincere look into Neko's eyes i can assure you i mean no harm to noone alright just becareful what you say, or clarify what you mean, please. I get confused easily. xp *still in cave with Josh*
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