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 Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:17 pm
Cartman after Kenny's spirit calls him one
"I'm your knight in flabby armor"
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:26 pm
Homer to Marge
By far one of the best Simpson quotes ever.
"If you hate your job, you don't quit! You go in everyday and do it really half assed, that's the American way!"
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:20 pm
Homer J Simpson
"Now let's go to Greg The Weather Mime. OK... it's going to be cold... lots of wind... and it looks like parents are going to throw human fecal matter from the rooftops onto their children ... oh, GOD. That's awful. No wait, it looks like rain. Yes, rain."
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:00 am
Tom Tucker from Family Guy
"There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in 'pie' and there is an 'I' in 'meat pie' and the anagram of "meat" is 'team'."
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 3:47 pm
Shaun from Shaun of the Dead
"Public urination is just wrong. Except during the Million Man March when protestors burned down our porta-potties and I used my stream of justice to put out the hate."
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 2:54 pm
Cleveland from Family Guy
"Holy manhole, Batman!"
((I'll give you a cookie if you can tell me what show this is from. And Cruci isn't allowed to answer, because I told him last night.))
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:21 pm
grrrrr, can't figure it out
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:04 pm
Ok new quote
"Branded in pain
Marked criminally insane
Locked away and kept restrained
Disapprobation, but what have I done
I have yet only just begun
To take your ********' lives!"
twisted
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:23 pm
Because I don't know that one, I will tell you what mine was from.
An episode of Scooby Doo that had Batman and Robin as guest stars.
It's one of my favourite quotes ever. ^^
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:46 pm
Ahhh good one, mine was from a slayer song callled criminally insane...goood song. anyway I don't have a quote really so someone else needs to pick up our slack.
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:31 pm
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:33 pm
Umm Adam from Myth Busters
"To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today."
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:36 pm
Isaac Asimov
"If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:07 pm
Galagher, the master of melon smashin'
"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:29 pm
L. Ron Hubbard
"I'm in love with a man, a man called God. Does that mean I'm gay for God? You betcha!"
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