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 Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:51 pm
Jerry: Welcome back to my show, owr topic, The odd ones! We're here with Dante and Vergil here to discus 2people as 1 person! Welcome to the show!
Dante: Thanks Jerry
Vergil: hmmmmmphhh,..........
Jerry: so Dante, tell us about your father!
Vergil: I can answer that, if I felt like it!
Dante: Please, cante you be nice for once? anyway, my, I mean, owr father was a demon that saved man kind until his death!
Jerry: Wow that is a great story! now do you have any enemies you'd like to talk about?
Dante: Well there is this 1 dumbass clown whoz been pestering me to stop my bro from unleshing the demon world!
Vergil: Jerry, I'm glad we killed him!
Jerry: Well theres were your wrong, we have a surprise for you! Ok lets bring him out, here is Jester!
Audience: Booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dante: What the F***?
Vergil: Dammit, he's still alive?
Jester: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah!
Dante: You better not sing that song, so help me god I'll,......
Jester: Jesters gonna spank your butt, spank your butt, spank you on the butt!
Vergil: Damn You!
Dante: AAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh! Your a** is mine!
Jerry: hey, hey, calm down all of you! Now Jester, why have you tryed to destroy the world!
Jester: I felt like it!
Dante: Ah hell no he went to far Jerry, lemme shoot his Jarry, lemme shoot his a**!
Vergil: And you called me a show off!
Jerry: I hope you learned a valuable lestion, dont threten others unless they threten you back, till then this is Jerry Springer, Drive home safely and take care!
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:57 pm
LMFAO!! that was great, now lets see one with lady and arkham! lol
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:59 pm
Well I dunno, sweatdrop I'm thinking of 1, but i'll try!
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:02 pm
Arkham falls from the sky.
Lady: So I finally found you.
Arkham: Oh s**t.... Uh... Happy Birthday sweety!
Lady smiles.
Lady: It might be my birthday but your not getting away that easy.
Arkham: Daddy bought you a new corvette!
Lady: OH DADDY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!
Lady skips around happy hugging and kissing Arkham.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:05 pm
vente_sparda Arkham falls from the sky. Lady: So I finally found you. Arkham: Oh s**t.... Uh... Happy Birthday sweety! Lady smiles. Lady: It might be my birthday but your not getting away that easy. Arkham: Daddy bought you a new corvette! Lady: OH DADDY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU! Lady skips around happy hugging and kissing Arkham. dude, that would make the game seriously F***ed up!
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:27 pm
Dark Fiend 69 vente_sparda Arkham falls from the sky. Lady: So I finally found you. Arkham: Oh s**t.... Uh... Happy Birthday sweety! Lady smiles. Lady: It might be my birthday but your not getting away that easy. Arkham: Daddy bought you a new corvette! Lady: OH DADDY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU! Lady skips around happy hugging and kissing Arkham. dude, that would make the game seriously F***ed up! it would, but so would the Jerry Spinger segments
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:10 pm
DanteEnfern Dark Fiend 69 vente_sparda Arkham falls from the sky. Lady: So I finally found you. Arkham: Oh s**t.... Uh... Happy Birthday sweety! Lady smiles. Lady: It might be my birthday but your not getting away that easy. Arkham: Daddy bought you a new corvette! Lady: OH DADDY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU! Lady skips around happy hugging and kissing Arkham. dude, that would make the game seriously F***ed up! it would, but so would the Jerry Spinger segments true
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:15 am
Nevan returns!
Nevan: Hello there!
Dark Fiend: ugh,.............hi!
Nevan: Do you find me, sexy?
Dark Fiend: is that a trick question?
Nevan: Oh no, its just your oppinion there darlin
Dark Fiend: oh ok, no!
Nevan: Oh, I'm gonna treat you so nicely, you'll never wanna leave!
Dark Fiend: Ya, is that what you told my dad?
Nevan: Oh come here you!
Dark Fiend: Nu ah lady!
Nevan: Then you will die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Fiend: *Shoots in chest*
Nevan: Ohhhhh, why?
Dark Fiend: you were gonna shock me, it just hit me thats all!
Nevan: oh your grand father was handom devil!
Dark Fiend: Dude you hit on my dad and my grandfather? Forget you! *Drops on the floor*
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:41 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:23 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:16 am
glad she didn't hit on me or vergil yet
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:47 am
DanteEnfern glad she didn't hit on me or vergil yet when I said Dante, that ment you 2 lol
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:30 pm
LOL, well i got one
Dante: Thats it? thats all you got? get up, i know you can do better than that.
Vergil:nope, thats it, thats all i got.
Dante:really? damn...Vergil, um thats not in the script...
Vergil:well, this kid wont stop playing this DAMN cutscene!!!
Dante:SO?! you gt to get up or you'll ne fired again!
Vergil:THEY CANT FIRE THE GRAT VERGIL!!!!
-three days later-
Vergil:i was fired...
THE END?
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