What do you call yourself?: Bob
Legal and/or mental age?: 37
Gender (or gender identity)?: male
Country?: United States
Anything else plzkthx: nothing

Who would you do TEH SEX0RZ with?:
Do you like androgyny?: no
Admit it. You watch American Idol: Do not.
What's the weirdest food/food combo you eat?: I'll think of that later.
Do you want your MTV?: Sometimes
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?: both
Are you coming, or going? Or coming, then going? Or coming, then staying?: all three
Tell a joke: I'm not funny.
Post a quote. It better be good: I'm not witty.
What's a rockin' movie?: Reservoir Dogs.
Make yourself seem cool: I don't have to make myself seem cool.
Post a picture if you want: User Image

Say something witty to end this: pirate