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 Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:12 pm
kai looked at dante as he ran back into his shop, but didnt notice since his attention was on a squirel "hello little mortal, im kai bolverk, please leave before i end you." as the squirel jumped ontop of his shoulder "so you join me? fine, together, we shall win!" as kai broke dante's door
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:49 pm
Dante spawn of Sparda *with disgusted, squinty face* Blehhhh! mad , why do you have to be so, gross? *eats pizza and sits at desk, leaning back in his chair* Anyway, so whatcha' been up to, eh? smile cool Oh not much, fighting off the evil minions of my former master, "playing" with my "sweet", "loving" little brother, feeding on the flesh of small animals (since I'm on a no human diet now), the usual.... mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:08 pm
*sees kai's leg break a hole through his door, sighs, then looks at Cuatlaca as he walks towards his door* Sorry about that. rolleyes *nods towards kai's leg popping through door* , but anyway, your brother has been acting more mellow lately 3nodding , is he off the steroids? lol *arrives at door and opens it with kai still in it, and then looks him in the face* whaddya want pizza boy? Cuz I can tell you what I want...A NEW DOOR! Do you know how expensive these antique doors are?! scream *looks at pizza in kai's hand, and takes a slice* THIS...*points at pizza*...is a start. neutral
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:10 pm
*pauses when he sees kai's squirrel* confused ...*then flicks it off his shoulder* (the squirrel) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:42 pm
"JAMAL!!!" as kai dives after his squirel then draws his sword *to jamal* "go get your bretherin." then kai looked at dante "did you read my note?!" then checks pockets "oh, whoops, wrong note." as kai handed dante a notee from his father "and im not a 'pizza delivary boy, im a devil warrior from hell." kai said somewhat proudly
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:58 pm
*eyes Kai's squirrel intently and licks her lips*
Oooh, you gonna eat that? mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:59 pm
Cuatlaca *eyes Kai's squirrel intently and licks her lips* Oooh, you gonna eat that? mrgreen "no, for he has joined me in my conquest!!" as kai hugged jamal "want some 'pizza'? dante loves the stuff..."
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:24 pm
DualZero0 Cuatlaca *eyes Kai's squirrel intently and licks her lips* Oooh, you gonna eat that? mrgreen "no, for he has joined me in my conquest!!" as kai hugged jamal "want some 'pizza'? dante loves the stuff..." *sniffs the pizza suspiciously* Hmmm.... this... "pizza" contains no blood or guts.... are you sure it is edible? confused
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:33 pm
*catches note and tries to read it*...yadda yada...blah blah blah stare , how do you expect me to read this jibberish, huh? I hardly can read engish, so how am I suppose to read Demon?*throws the note back to kai* Just tell me what it says, and it better have something to do with "the password" or some demon infested hole. 3nodding If not, neutral your dead. evil
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:35 pm
Cuatlaca DualZero0 Cuatlaca *eyes Kai's squirrel intently and licks her lips* Oooh, you gonna eat that? mrgreen "no, for he has joined me in my conquest!!" as kai hugged jamal "want some 'pizza'? dante loves the stuff..." *sniffs the pizza suspiciously* Hmmm.... this... "pizza" contains no blood or guts.... are you sure it is edible? confused Don't worry, its hella good, and if you don't like it now, you should try it with anchovies, then it will taste exactly like roadkill on bread 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:01 pm
"oh, right, i expected too much... well it says that you need to find someething in hell, and something about the world destroying, i never really understood my dad....*sinff* anyway yeah, so he told me to give you this pop tart, he said you would know what to do with it..." as kai threw the pop tart to dante
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:21 pm
*catches pop tart, and eats it* munch munch*thinks* hmmmmmm? nope got nothin', and this is going nowhere, why have no demons attacked me or challenged me lately!?*sighs and sits down* I'm sooohohohhooo bored. gonk
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:08 pm
Dante spawn of Sparda *catches pop tart, and eats it* munch munch*thinks* hmmmmmm? nope got nothin', and this is going nowhere, why have no demons attacked me or challenged me lately!?*sighs and sits down* I'm sooohohohhooo bored. gonk *briefly wonders where the heck Divus is when you need him*
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:50 pm
Cuatlaca Dante spawn of Sparda *catches pop tart, and eats it* munch munch*thinks* hmmmmmm? nope got nothin', and this is going nowhere, why have no demons attacked me or challenged me lately!?*sighs and sits down* I'm sooohohohhooo bored. gonk *briefly wonders where the heck Divus is when you need him* ~Somewhere in Hell~ Divusdamnare sighed happily, enjoying his relaxing, boiling hot lava bath. Ahhhh... this is the life... he said to himself, running his talons through his thick, dark mane, my stupid sister doesn't know what she's missing up in that smelly, repulsive human world! twisted suddenly he hears his cell phone ring. rolling his glowing red eyes he picks it up, WHAT DO YOU WANT?! I'm ON VACATION!!! scream OH, B-BOSS! HI! UMMM.... H-HOW MAY I SERVE YOU MY LEIGE? sweatdrop MM HMM.... UH HUH...YEAH SURE... WAIT, WHAT?! I HAVE TO...!!! BUT, YOUR HIGHNESS, I'M....!!! Sigh, YES LORD MUNDUS... RIGHT AWAY... stare hangs up the phone and throws on his armor and scarf all the while uttering a string of demonic curse words. he snaps his fingers and dissapears through a portal to the human world. ~ Dante's office~ black smoke fills the room. from the smoke a voice sings: INSOLENT BOY THE SLAVE OF FASHION
BASKING IN YOUR GLORY
IGNORENT FOOL THIS BRAVE YOUNG SUITOR
SHARING IN MY TRIAMPH ~ ! twisted
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