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 Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:30 am
"What a Putz!" - Sunny
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:58 am
*and then they found out about the interwebs*
InVeNtOr76: i seem to have made an atomic bomb.
T3H_LIT3RAT3: DR0P IT 0N 0LAF!
Chipmunk: i kill him already. good god.. I seem 2 have soiled myself again.
T3H_3Y3_M4S73R: AAAAARGGGH! T3H BL00D IS 3VRYWERE OMFG!!!
R1CH_B1CH: OLAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
guess which screen name goes with who.
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:45 pm
punk-electro *and then they found out about the interwebs* InVeNtOr76: i seem to have made an atomic bomb. T3H_LIT3RAT3: DR0P IT 0N 0LAF! Chipmunk: i kill him already. good god.. I seem 2 have soiled myself again. T3H_3Y3_M4S73R: AAAAARGGGH! T3H BL00D IS 3VRYWERE OMFG!!! R1CH_B1CH: OLAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! guess which screen name goes with who. Ow, the L337ness hurts. Though I think Esme's reactions would be different given recent developments...
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:00 pm
rurouni_starchild punk-electro *and then they found out about the interwebs* InVeNtOr76: i seem to have made an atomic bomb. T3H_LIT3RAT3: DR0P IT 0N 0LAF! Chipmunk: i kill him already. good god.. I seem 2 have soiled myself again. T3H_3Y3_M4S73R: AAAAARGGGH! T3H BL00D IS 3VRYWERE OMFG!!! R1CH_B1CH: OLAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! guess which screen name goes with who. Ow, the L337ness hurts. Though I think Esme's reactions would be different given recent developments... fine...I havn't even finished book the tenth yet. So, if you want a calm reaction... R1CH_B1CH: okay.....
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:13 pm
punk-electro rurouni_starchild punk-electro *and then they found out about the interwebs* InVeNtOr76: i seem to have made an atomic bomb. T3H_LIT3RAT3: DR0P IT 0N 0LAF! Chipmunk: i kill him already. good god.. I seem 2 have soiled myself again. T3H_3Y3_M4S73R: AAAAARGGGH! T3H BL00D IS 3VRYWERE OMFG!!! R1CH_B1CH: OLAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! guess which screen name goes with who. Ow, the L337ness hurts. Though I think Esme's reactions would be different given recent developments... fine...I havn't even finished book the tenth yet. So, if you want a calm reaction... R1CH_B1CH: okay..... I'm sorry. I didn't mean you had to change your post. Wasn't sure if you had read the whole series yet. Sorry about that! (goes to hide in a corner) >_<
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:27 pm
Violet: Maybe we are completely evil.
Klaus: Why, of course we're completely evil! It took you this long to figure it out? You are the stupidest person alive!
Sunny: e=mc2
Lemony: This argument was reminiscent of a fight I had with Beatrice the day before she died. In this argument, I took the same stand as Klaus, and I do not regret it. Beatrice took the same stand as Violet. And a fly on the wall, bright orange and twice the size of a normal fly, took the same stand as Sunny.
Olaf: I love the Baudelaires! I love flowers! I love butterflies and birds and sunny days and grape jelly!
Esme (I know, I know, considering recent events it's not like they would be talking. But this IS a misquote.) : I hate grape jelly!
Olaf: But grape jelly is so in! See, look! This IN magazine came out just one minute ago, and it clearly states that grape jelly is the innest thing on earth.
Esme: Who cares about in? I don't.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:40 pm
punk-electro, do you mind if I use your IM idea? (I may change the usernames a bit, but then, maybe not. I like yours. 3nodding )
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:48 pm
Klaus: Violet! Sunny! I've invented a way to get us out of here!
Sunny: *adjusts her glasses and consults a huge book* Hmm... judging by what my astounding and prodigious research abilities have turned up, it won't work.
Klaus: Well, then, I'll just have to use my mad inventing skills to find another way to get us out of here. *ties his hair up with a ribbon*
Violet: I make cookies for us while wait. *sharpens her teeth on a brick*
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:09 am
La Violetta Klaus: Violet! Sunny! I've invented a way to get us out of here!
Sunny: *adjusts her glasses and consults a huge book* Hmm... judging by what my astounding and prodigious research abilities have turned up, it won't work.
Klaus: Well, then, I'll just have to use my mad inventing skills to find another way to get us out of here. *ties his hair up with a ribbon*
Violet: I make cookies for us while wait. *sharpens her teeth on a brick* Olaf: Once I get my hands on your fortune, I'll kill you! Klaus: No you won't! Olaf: What?! Don't be stupid!! Klaus: I pinched your credit card and if we die, it does too! Olaf: Ahhhh! Have mercy on me! crying *Pulls out bible*
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:00 pm
Lemony: And so the Baudelaires' names were cleared, and the Daily Punctilio went bankrupt and was discontinued, and Olaf was caught and sentenced to life in jail, from which he never escaped, and all the other villains in the world met the same fate, and VFD was reunited, but as all the villains of the world were in jail, they didn't have much of a job to do, and the Baudelaire parents came back to life, and I married Beatrice, who came back to life whether she was the Baudelaire mother or not, and the Baudelaires lived happily ever after.
(Damn, that was one hell of a run-on sentence.)
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:05 pm
La Violetta Lemony: And so the Baudelaires' names were cleared, and the Daily Punctilio went bankrupt and was discontinued, and Olaf was caught and sentenced to life in jail, from which he never escaped, and all the other villains in the world met the same fate, and VFD was reunited, but as all the villains of the world were in jail, they didn't have much of a job to do, and the Baudelaire parents came back to life, and I married Beatrice, who came back to life whether she was the Baudelaire mother or not, and the Baudelaires lived happily ever after.
(Damn, that was one hell of a run-on sentence.) Come back to life?! rofl You can tell that that will never happen! pirate
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:33 pm
Lawza La Violetta Lemony: And so the Baudelaires' names were cleared, and the Daily Punctilio went bankrupt and was discontinued, and Olaf was caught and sentenced to life in jail, from which he never escaped, and all the other villains in the world met the same fate, and VFD was reunited, but as all the villains of the world were in jail, they didn't have much of a job to do, and the Baudelaire parents came back to life, and I married Beatrice, who came back to life whether she was the Baudelaire mother or not, and the Baudelaires lived happily ever after.
(Damn, that was one hell of a run-on sentence.) Come back to life?! rofl You can tell that that will never happen! pirate
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:10 am
La Violetta Lawza La Violetta Lemony: And so the Baudelaires' names were cleared, and the Daily Punctilio went bankrupt and was discontinued, and Olaf was caught and sentenced to life in jail, from which he never escaped, and all the other villains in the world met the same fate, and VFD was reunited, but as all the villains of the world were in jail, they didn't have much of a job to do, and the Baudelaire parents came back to life, and I married Beatrice, who came back to life whether she was the Baudelaire mother or not, and the Baudelaires lived happily ever after.
(Damn, that was one hell of a run-on sentence.) Come back to life?! rofl You can tell that that will never happen! pirate Yeah, I know but I found it funny, anyway. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:53 pm
OMFG *wipes tears out of eyes these r soo funny! I like the IM idea, lol RICH_BICH lol rofl
..........I can't think of anything.....ohhh I know!!!
Olaf: Baudelaires, I have decided to stop trying to steal your fortune, and join you quest to find the sugar bowl, and escape Esme and the rest of the people on the other side of the shism((sp?))
Violet:OK!! we could use your disguising skills, but on 1 condition, you have to follow OUR orders.
OLAF: ok!! no problem!
not very creative but it's off the top of my head...
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:08 am
The Baudelaires: (upon finding an ASOUE book) Good God! Our entire lives are written in here!
LS: (snatches book away) Wouldn't you rather be reading about a pony? ^^;
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