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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:17 pm
I could turn that into a MARVELOUS dress! Of course I'll wear it <3 Though.. careful because I don't want you to get any papercuts
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:33 pm
Soubi N Butterflies Actually Vin and I were trying to make money off of Porn, isn't that right? *Suffers severe nosebleed* OH MY GAWD it's corn again... heart
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:03 am
*walks over to corn stand* oh look at all the lovely corn! *overhears the conversations going on around him* oh... my... that's.... not corn... I... *shuffles uncomfortably before stumbling a few steps and fainting dead away*
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:46 am
Sunako: If you're going to be making porn, use this. *hands Vincent a corn*
Vincent: Um...what?
Sunako: It's for protection and also I want it to be featured in your porn.
Vincent: I...I don't see how-
Sunako: Don't question the corn! Just use it! Toxic, faint some where else. You're going to scare away my potential customers. *Car whizzes by* Coooooooorn! Jin don't just stand there. Help me wave these cars down. Cooooooooooooorn!
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:31 pm
right. *steps into the road and shoots the front tires off of the next car, it flips and crashes on the side of the road* there's one. go sell him some corn before he bleeds to death.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:35 pm
another_average_asian Sunako: If you're going to be making porn, use this. *hands Vincent a corn* Vincent: Um...what? Sunako: It's for protection and also I want it to be featured in your porn. Vincent: I...I don't see how- Sunako: Don't question the corn! Just use it! Toxic, faint some where else. You're going to scare away my potential customers. *Car whizzes by* Coooooooorn! Jin don't just stand there. Help me wave these cars down. Cooooooooooooorn! *nosebleed increases* OH MY G@$##!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sunako you are so ... I didn't know that side of of you... redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface
*approaches V and gives him a serious stare face* Vincent can we talk for a while? I know I'm usually a creepy fujoshi stalker, but precisely that's why you should take my advice on this...you better stay away from that corn.

I'm worried about your well being if you accept that evil loli's suggestion! burning_eyes redface
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:50 pm
Sunako: Great idea, Jin! *goes to step on to the road when the wind of a car going by pushes her back. Tries again, but only gets the same result* Gah, why did the driver have to crash into the center divider!?
Vincent: Even if I accepted Sunako's corn, I'm not sure if I quite understand what to do with it. Am I suppose to eat it? *waves the corn around*
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:03 am
*snickers* sorry, the next one will be better. *car in the distance* i'll try to get it closer. *shoots out one tire and it skids to a stop next to the stand*
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:12 am
another_average_asian Sunako: Great idea, Jin! *goes to step on to the road when the wind of a car going by pushes her back. Tries again, but only gets the same result* Gah, why did the driver have to crash into the center divider!? Vincent: Even if I accepted Sunako's corn, I'm not sure if I quite understand what to do with it. Am I suppose to eat it? *waves the corn around* You aren't supposed to eat it or understand it emotion_kirakira You better don't understand it actually, I'm just buying it, for no particular reason that would have to be related to nasal hemorrhages at all.
Stop waving it!!! redface redface redface redface redface redface Such an openly inviting motion... You are just invoking the fangirls!!! Is your plan to unleash hell upon yourself?! *takes the corn away from V by buying it*
*makes sure to hand Honey some more ammo when Sunako isn't looking*
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:08 pm
Vincent: I guess I'll never understand.
Sunako: At least Naia knows what I'm talking about. Now if you'll excuse me I have a customer.
Vincent: Hey, why is there a remote connected to this corn?
Sunako: *gets on top of the roof and hangs upside looking through the driver's window* Hey Mister!
Driver: Gah!
Sunako: I'm glad you stopped. How about buying some corn eh?
Driver: Um no thank you. I'm more concerned about my flat tire.
Sunako: Come on Mister. I'm just trying to make a living. It's really tough selling corn next to the Freeway, you know.
Driver: Why are you selling corn by the freeway?
Sunako: I'll tell you if you buy some corn.
Driver: On second thought, no thanks.
Sunako: *sniff sniff* Waaaaaaah, he won't buy my coooooooorn! *cries tears of waterfalls* He wants me to stay on the streets. I just want to sell my coooooooorn!
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:05 am
another_average_asian Vincent: I guess I'll never understand. Sunako: At least Naia knows what I'm talking about. Now if you'll excuse me I have a customer. Vincent: Hey, why is there a remote connected to this corn? Sunako: *gets on top of the roof and hangs upside looking through the driver's window* Hey Mister! Driver: Gah! Sunako: I'm glad you stopped. How about buying some corn eh? Driver: Um no thank you. I'm more concerned about my flat tire. Sunako: Come on Mister. I'm just trying to make a living. It's really tough selling corn next to the Freeway, you know. Driver: Why are you selling corn by the freeway? Sunako: I'll tell you if you buy some corn. Driver: On second thought, no thanks. Sunako: *sniff sniff* Waaaaaaah, he won't buy my coooooooorn! *cries tears of waterfalls* He wants me to stay on the streets. I just want to sell my coooooooorn! Vincent those are exactly the kind of questions you shouldn't ask, unless you want an answer, which I highly doubt twisted .
Bullying a little girl and even making her cry? *approaches driver* That's not very nice of you evil I bet you find it funny... sc** like you really deserve to get punished...
*beats driver up with a corncob* I hope he learns the lesson...shame on him *steals wallet and starts counting the earnings* Remember kids when it comes to corn, violence is not the answer. Violence is the question, yes is the answer.
*packages driver and sends him home* Sorry sweety...*sighs*
Ooohh lucky! biggrin *gives Sunako a fair ammount* Don't get used to this... stare redface
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:25 pm
*whispers in vincents ear* and THAT is how sunako would have her corn porn to sell
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:15 pm
another_average_asian Vincent: I guess I'll never understand. Sunako: At least Naia knows what I'm talking about. Now if you'll excuse me I have a customer. Vincent: Hey, why is there a remote connected to this corn? Sunako: *gets on top of the roof and hangs upside looking through the driver's window* Hey Mister! Driver: Gah! Sunako: I'm glad you stopped. How about buying some corn eh? Driver: Um no thank you. I'm more concerned about my flat tire. Sunako: Come on Mister. I'm just trying to make a living. It's really tough selling corn next to the Freeway, you know. Driver: Why are you selling corn by the freeway? Sunako: I'll tell you if you buy some corn. Driver: On second thought, no thanks. Sunako: *sniff sniff* Waaaaaaah, he won't buy my coooooooorn! *cries tears of waterfalls* He wants me to stay on the streets. I just want to sell my coooooooorn! *looks at the corn with a remote attached* It's uh...it's a back messager.
 Yeah...a back messager.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:15 pm
Above_Average_Asian another_average_asian Vincent: I guess I'll never understand. Sunako: At least Naia knows what I'm talking about. Now if you'll excuse me I have a customer. Vincent: Hey, why is there a remote connected to this corn? Sunako: *gets on top of the roof and hangs upside looking through the driver's window* Hey Mister! Driver: Gah! Sunako: I'm glad you stopped. How about buying some corn eh? Driver: Um no thank you. I'm more concerned about my flat tire. Sunako: Come on Mister. I'm just trying to make a living. It's really tough selling corn next to the Freeway, you know. Driver: Why are you selling corn by the freeway? Sunako: I'll tell you if you buy some corn. Driver: On second thought, no thanks. Sunako: *sniff sniff* Waaaaaaah, he won't buy my coooooooorn! *cries tears of waterfalls* He wants me to stay on the streets. I just want to sell my coooooooorn! *looks at the corn with a remote attached* It's uh...it's a back messager.
 Yeah...a back messager. *shoots driver as he escapes* arent back messagers supposed to be longer? or am i just not up to date?
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:03 pm
Soubi N Butterflies *whispers in vincents ear* and THAT is how sunako would have her corn porn to sell Vincent: What does a back messager have to do with corn porn? Jin has a point. It's a bit short if it's suppose to reach my back. Sunako:*stops crying and takes the money* Kekekekeke *counts up the money* Hey...this is only $10! What are you trying to pull?!
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