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 Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:22 pm
Pish, d'aww. Now you're just being nice. emotion_awesome
Bwahahahaha, Dudley just got REALLY, REALLY scared of the water.
But he'll still chill with you in the shower when you're having one. I don't understand him!
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:14 pm
It's because I love you. emotion_awesome
Lolol that's kind of how my cat was. She could get in the shower with me.
But if any of the water actually touched her she ******** bolted lolol.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:03 pm
D'awww, I love you too, you old fart. emotion_bigheart
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:05 pm
Why can't I be a fresh fart? :c
They don't.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:07 pm
Because you were a fresh fart last year. Now you've aged.
Goddamn freeloaders.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:17 pm
Old farts don't smell as bad as fresh farts though.
Since they're old and already dispersed. Unless you meant old person farts.
Lets kick them.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:11 am
Old person who's lactose intolerant after a can of whipped cream fart. Though, I think by that point, it's not really a fart anymore.
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I think I've figured out why I'm single.
Dudley would probably kill me if I kicked him. It's bad enough he bites my feet/calf/ankles to wake me up when he's hungry. D:
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:56 am
It's the guys who don't appreciate your sense of humor. D<
Instead of biting he uses a knife this time lol.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:32 pm
I don't think anyone my age can appreciate poop humor like I do.
Oh god, I'm so ********>
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:23 pm
By agreeing to this, you must now spend one summer with me vigorously training to make the "poop loop."
(Spongebob happens a lot at my house, just a fair warning).
That fat ******** agrees with everything as long as food's involved.
But I've trained him to jump onto things when I say "yip yip."
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As long as food's involved.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:55 pm
What if I decline? :c
Lol he'll fly for your potato chips.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:47 pm
I get to eat any ice cream you're given for an entire summer.
He likes crackers the best, to be honest.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:27 pm
That's not fair. :c My birthday is during the summer.
I love crackers.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:58 pm
It was part of my plan all along, muwahahahahaha!
Same girl, same.
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