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 Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:29 am
Into the the Miami beach.
Why does E = MC²?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:45 am
Because Einstein sneezed on the board when writing and this was the outcome. emotion_awesome
Why do cats go meow?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:58 am
because dogs stole their bark and they didn't wanna be copy cats ;D
what's on the other side of the rainbow?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:04 am
The door to Narnia.
What happened to make the unicorn pink?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:47 pm
The whole race once had a war with creatures whos blood was pink, and it stained their coat (And went into their genes).
Why am I eating Chocolate?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:21 pm
Because you are possessed by a hungry duck
Why did my computer delete bettergaia?
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Harmonical Melodies Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:29 pm
Because your computer had a mental breakdown.
Why am I obsessed with reading?
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:45 pm
Reading is the only form of entertainment you found because you live under a rock.
How many feet/paws does a ferret have?
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:33 pm
13 one on each knuckle.
Why are weasels considered slippery?
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:40 pm
Because we ran out of adjectives by the time we got to weasel.
What would the world be like without Walmart?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:04 pm
A depressed middle aged virgin
Whats the most popular part of the human body
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:06 pm
The hand beacause it hits people!
Why is there hair on your belly botton?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:17 pm
Because it eats its vegetables. That is what vegetables do.
What's the best way to get wool off of a sheep?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:47 am
lasers. it gets the hair all the way to the roots!
why would anyone want to know if a zebra has black or white stripes?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:14 pm
So that they can trick people into believing that zebras mated with pandas.
Why doesn't the rainbow have the color pink in it?
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