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The Committee Staff Loiterer
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 Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:02 pm
Wish granted! But sadly all those balls were canceled.
I wish I could blow up the earth biggrin
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:27 pm
Congratulations! You've just blown up the earth, killing millions, including numerous individuals that are very important to the universe who have not been born yet. Your actions gain the attention of a time-traveling doctor, known as The Doctor, who shows up in his little blue box with his companions then thwarts your efforts by arriving exactly one hour before your commit your heinous crime.
The universe still regards you as a criminal such that you find yourself tossed into the Stormcage Containment Facility, even though it technically doesn't exist yet. That's what you get for messing with time-travelers.
I wish for someone very yummy to eat.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:04 pm
hands chuck norris.... but you have to kill him first.....
i wish for a inccoruptable wish.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:10 pm
Granted. You receive exactly one "inccoruptable wish." However due to the misspelling of the word incorruptible in your request, your wish fizzles out such that you never actually receive it.
I wish for someone who is both delicious AND easy to defeat.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:47 am
wish granted! but now the world hates you because u ate the kindest and cutest person alive and they want revenge.
i wish that you could control zombies with your singing and dancing (kinda like the song thriller)
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:23 am
Granted, but then you do a victory dance that orders the zombies to kill you.
I wish I really was a Centaur, just for a year.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:46 am
Wish granted but unfortunatly you were not used to being a centaur and got shot and killed in half a year.
I wish I had a pet unicorn
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:11 pm
WISH GRANTED
But however it seems the unicorn has developed a taste forhuman flesh.
I wish for a successful garden in my yard.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:20 pm
Wish granted!!!!
HOWEVER, A group of garden gnomes had a war in the middle of it, tearing up everything in the end.
I wish rock music would kill pop music.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:45 pm
Wish Granted! However rock music is put on trial for killing pop music, and the jury just found it guilty. Rock music is going to be executed via lethal injection Friday.
I wish for someone who is delicious, easy to defeat and nobody will mind me nibbling on said person.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:31 pm
Wish Granted! You have been given a very small, adorable little girl named Kelly. Unfortunately, Kelly is too adorable for anyone to lay a hand on with her secret weapon-puppy dog eyes. Good luck attempting to harm her.
I wish for a massive amount of cookies
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:38 pm
Wish Granted! However, you eat the cookies too quickly, double your weight, and explode.
I wish the swim season would start already.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:26 pm
Wish Granted! But, unfortunatley the Earth got too close to the sun and all the water evaporated away.
I wish that it would thunderstorm forever and ever.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:21 pm
Wish Granted! Unfortunately, the water flooded the Earth bringing the movie "Waterworld" into fruition. Thanks for bringing back slavery.
I wish that I had a better job.
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:37 pm
Wish granted! you get a job exactly the same, but with a one cent raise.
I wish one of my books was a success.
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