Here you people can read this I made it for a poetry project for my english class, I dislike writing poetry.... better yet I DESPISE it! But you can read this and make fun of it cause I suck at writing poetry so I could care less! Pleas enjoy!
BE WARNED
To all who plan to read this book
Or skim the pages or take a look
There�s just one thing that I suggest
These poems, of course, are not the best.
Why? Because, I am one of the writers
Of kings and queens and dragon fighters.
Of rats and bats and evil fiends,
Cooking up dastardly evil schemes.
But a poet? No, this I am not.
And I�ll never try to be one, I�d rather be shot.
To express feelings is difficult this way
Especially when you are joyous everyday.
When nothing in the world can get you down
It�s hard to write about wearing a frown.
So for those who want good poetry, turn away now
You�ll probably find something better being read by a cow
But as for the teacher who has to grade this,
For this poem, EXTRA CREDIT! I really must insist.
hehehe I'm bored like that... this poem didn't even fit any of the poem requirements, so it's a warning poem
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