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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:55 pm
r0dan Illmortal THIS s**t IS INTRICATE LOL. IMA EXPLAIN ( SO DONT VOTE TIL I DO). BUT I WANNA SEE IF HE CAN DECIPHER IT FIRST LOL IM JUST CURIOUS IF HE CAN. Ya face leaves little girls in tears. A big d**k aint the reason you break mirrors. My third eye sees clear, that ya demise is near. Aint it ironic here, because in 2012 lies the scare? I’ve left this feminine cat spitting whack, callen me a p***y back.I’m sure I’ve aroused ya but the fact, is that you try to act like even whacker catsI grab this f** in the vag, and put her in a poultry bag while I stab. You aint got swagg and ya punchlines so bad ya got knocked out by a speed bag. Ya lines aint nice, and your bars aint mean. I’ll turn ya white and red as I jam your casino worken a** wearin skinny jeans Into ya computer screen as ya dream of the image of me ya seen. I’m not being mean or hating on gays, cus your thumb’s green From sucking on it so long envisioning your “prophecies” Probably, but this guild fails to neglect your obviously homosexual ideology This ***** the whitest here, with disregard to Michael Jackson dermatology When he sees a narrow eyed Asian he goes racing but none ya brothers follow, see I said nice words about your ignorant slurs, and my rhymes are probably the most upbeat you’ve ever heard. You’re nice, I’m not, I lied and the truth is your a whack nerd, stricken with the eternal curse of ya worthless verse, take it b***h, sure it hurts. wait spoke too soon! not as many as i remembered.. but that one just stuck out so hard. not that big of a deal in this one but im on feeders patrol right now and you caught the worst of it It's not biting. You just didn't get the punchline. Obviously I'm supposed to respond to his post.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:57 pm
Illmortal r0dan Illmortal THIS s**t IS INTRICATE LOL. IMA EXPLAIN ( SO DONT VOTE TIL I DO). BUT I WANNA SEE IF HE CAN DECIPHER IT FIRST LOL IM JUST CURIOUS IF HE CAN. Ya face leaves little girls in tears. A big d**k aint the reason you break mirrors. My third eye sees clear, that ya demise is near. Aint it ironic here, because in 2012 lies the scare? I’ve left this feminine cat spitting whack, callen me a p***y back.I’m sure I’ve aroused ya but the fact, is that you try to act like even whacker catsI grab this f** in the vag, and put her in a poultry bag while I stab. You aint got swagg and ya punchlines so bad ya got knocked out by a speed bag. Ya lines aint nice, and your bars aint mean. I’ll turn ya white and red as I jam your casino worken a** wearin skinny jeans Into ya computer screen as ya dream of the image of me ya seen. I’m not being mean or hating on gays, cus your thumb’s green From sucking on it so long envisioning your “prophecies” Probably, but this guild fails to neglect your obviously homosexual ideology This ***** the whitest here, with disregard to Michael Jackson dermatology When he sees a narrow eyed Asian he goes racing but none ya brothers follow, see I said nice words about your ignorant slurs, and my rhymes are probably the most upbeat you’ve ever heard. You’re nice, I’m not, I lied and the truth is your a whack nerd, stricken with the eternal curse of ya worthless verse, take it b***h, sure it hurts. wait spoke too soon! not as many as i remembered.. but that one just stuck out so hard. not that big of a deal in this one but im on feeders patrol right now and you caught the worst of it It's not biting. You just didn't get the punchline. Obviously I'm supposed to respond to his post. not biting... feeding.. big difference. and you're not suppose to respond, you're supose to diss him. thats all a battle is. as if you were going first and had nothing to go off. thats how you're suppose to battle when the rules state no feeding. but like i said, you didnt do it the worst, you were just last person i saw do it
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:05 pm
r0dan Illmortal r0dan Illmortal THIS s**t IS INTRICATE LOL. IMA EXPLAIN ( SO DONT VOTE TIL I DO). BUT I WANNA SEE IF HE CAN DECIPHER IT FIRST LOL IM JUST CURIOUS IF HE CAN. Ya face leaves little girls in tears. A big d**k aint the reason you break mirrors. My third eye sees clear, that ya demise is near. Aint it ironic here, because in 2012 lies the scare? I’ve left this feminine cat spitting whack, callen me a p***y back.I’m sure I’ve aroused ya but the fact, is that you try to act like even whacker catsI grab this f** in the vag, and put her in a poultry bag while I stab. You aint got swagg and ya punchlines so bad ya got knocked out by a speed bag. Ya lines aint nice, and your bars aint mean. I’ll turn ya white and red as I jam your casino worken a** wearin skinny jeans Into ya computer screen as ya dream of the image of me ya seen. I’m not being mean or hating on gays, cus your thumb’s green From sucking on it so long envisioning your “prophecies” Probably, but this guild fails to neglect your obviously homosexual ideology This ***** the whitest here, with disregard to Michael Jackson dermatology When he sees a narrow eyed Asian he goes racing but none ya brothers follow, see I said nice words about your ignorant slurs, and my rhymes are probably the most upbeat you’ve ever heard. You’re nice, I’m not, I lied and the truth is your a whack nerd, stricken with the eternal curse of ya worthless verse, take it b***h, sure it hurts. wait spoke too soon! not as many as i remembered.. but that one just stuck out so hard. not that big of a deal in this one but im on feeders patrol right now and you caught the worst of it It's not biting. You just didn't get the punchline. Obviously I'm supposed to respond to his post. not biting... feeding.. big difference. and you're not suppose to respond, you're supose to diss him. thats all a battle is. as if you were going first and had nothing to go off. thats how you're suppose to battle when the rules state no feeding. but like i said, you didnt do it the worst, you were just last person i saw do it Ok.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:24 pm
Illmortal Ya face leaves little girls in tears. A big d**k aint the reason you break mirrors. * My third eye sees clear, that ya demise is near. Aint it ironic here, because in 2012 lies the scare?** I’ve left this feminine cat spitting whack, callen me a p***y back.*** I’m sure I’ve aroused ya but the fact, is that you try to act like even whacker cats**** I grab this f** in the vag, and put her in a poultry bag while I stab.***** You aint got swagg and ya punchlines so bad ya got knocked out by a speed bag. ****** Ya lines aint nice, and your bars aint mean. I’ll turn ya white and red as I jam your casino worken a** wearin skinny jeans Into ya computer screen as ya dream of the image of me ya seen. ******* I’m not being mean or hating on gays, cus your thumb’s green From sucking on it so long envisioning your “prophecies” ******** Probably, but this guild fails to neglect your obviously homosexual ideology This ***** the whitest here, with disregard to Michael Jackson dermatology ********* When he sees a narrow eyed Asian he goes racing but none ya brothers follow, see I said nice words about your ignorant slurs, and my rhymes are probably the most upbeat you’ve ever heard. ********** You’re nice, I’m not, I lied and the truth is your a whack nerd, stricken with the eternal curse of ya worthless verse, take it b***h, sure it hurts. *Simple enough, he claims to have a big d**k in his siggy. If you look further, he's being an egotistical a*****e, no offense. Such shows bad complexion or character. Complexion is also looks. You could also interpret it on looks without looking into meaning of what he said.... ** These next 2 lines are reference to 2012. In 2012, many prophecies that the Illuminati, led by the Antichrist are to come to power. The Illuminati put high doses of fluoride in our tap water supply which are supposedly supposed to lead to the calcification of the third eye (pineal gland). The third eye is supposed to have psychic powers which allow you to see the future. So I'm saying that the Illuminati obviously isn't prominent so his line was meaningless and I'm saying that there's scarier things to worry about than the end of the world, specifically me. *** This one's easy. Feminine cat is a PUSSYcat. "Spitting whack", I mean he's dripping as I've got him all wet and so if he's calling me a p***y back that's another gay reference to him. **** I found this link in the pic he showed. http://oi56.tinypic.com/5lykq1.jpg Notice it's in his favorites? So I claimed that he was trying to act like even whacker cats. A play on words because usually when I say cats I don't mean the animal. ***** Another easy one. Implies he's a chicken and he's fresh meat. ****** Everyone knows how light speed bags are.... PUNCHlines. Another play on words. Simple but I still like it lol. ******* Red for blood. White for c**. More references calling him a f*****t. ******** Green symbolizes disease imo. I'm saying he has STDs in his mouth and he had his thumb in his mouth pretending it was a d**k and his prophecies that he speaks of are actually gay fantasies. ********* Everyone knows that after Michael Jackson got a disease he bleached the rest of his skin white so he wouldn't look like a ******** zebra lol. ********** His favorite rapper is named Sadistik and that leaves a lot more implications about his personality lol.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:37 pm
Them last two lines got me. It was close but im gonna vote for Immortal. Both verses were nice tho.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:26 pm
You gave an opinion, but you didn't vote. Care to?
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:28 pm
Solyriquist You gave an opinion, but you didn't vote. Care to? I thought it went without saying... IllMortal is actual pretty clever at times, but backslid and started off sorta weak... i get the meanings, but it wasn't as creative... especially not against the witty lurker, Solyriquist... VOTE: Solyriquist
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:30 pm
r0dan Solyriquist You gave an opinion, but you didn't vote. Care to? I thought it went without saying...IllMortal is actual pretty clever at times, but backslid and started off sorta weak... i get the meanings, but it wasn't as creative... especially not against the witty lurker, Solyriquist... VOTE: Solyriquist I thought so too. The fact that we're even tied at this point baffles me. No offense to immortal, who took so long to make a response that he should have been disqualified by now, according to the rules. But eh.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:35 pm
Solyriquist r0dan Solyriquist You gave an opinion, but you didn't vote. Care to? I thought it went without saying...IllMortal is actual pretty clever at times, but backslid and started off sorta weak... i get the meanings, but it wasn't as creative... especially not against the witty lurker, Solyriquist... VOTE: Solyriquist I thought so too. The fact that we're even tied at this point baffles me. No offense to immortal, who took so long to make a response that he should have been disqualified by now, according to the rules. But eh.yeah, plus his last two lines did NOT make up for the rest of the verse.. the very last line was the OTHER feeding frenzy i saw.. Flo is just being controversial rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:17 pm
r0dan Solyriquist r0dan Solyriquist You gave an opinion, but you didn't vote. Care to? I thought it went without saying...IllMortal is actual pretty clever at times, but backslid and started off sorta weak... i get the meanings, but it wasn't as creative... especially not against the witty lurker, Solyriquist... VOTE: Solyriquist I thought so too. The fact that we're even tied at this point baffles me. No offense to immortal, who took so long to make a response that he should have been disqualified by now, according to the rules. But eh.yeah, plus his last two lines did NOT make up for the rest of the verse.. the very last line was the OTHER feeding frenzy i saw.. Flo is just being controversial rolleyes "eternal curse of ya worthless verse" had a catchy rhyming scheme to it, but wasn't on par with : "...then piss on his surface and serve his boneless body to a homless person, his scraps to the coldest earthlin', his raps to my soulless words, then" But eh, maybe i could just be feelin' myself too hard, like i always do.
I mean, in my opinion his disses were either too common, or tried too hard. Like the dissing on the "whack cats" part, but had little to do with the comic strip that i enjoy. I mean...Did he link it just because they both had cats in common? I don't get it. Now, if he would have put in his explanation that the cats in the comic was whack, then I could have slightly understood. He also went the way of trying to be personal, but found minimal information on me, and tried to jam it in there. Example "Casino working a**", but didn't even make a clever Casino related diss. All he did was mentioning where I work. Stuff like that is where i saw how he lacked at creativity in using any and every resource to be able to put through a legit attack towards me.
That, and I just don't give much respect towards lines that say "You act white", when it's just actualy me being educated/intelligent. Like, what, is that saying that I'm supposed to act ignorant and uneducated like what they assume "most blacks" act like? I don't get it.
What i should have done was make a diss towards him, correcting his mispelling of "womb" in his last battle, and then call him out on how much of a virgin he seems like when he said that the "woom" was a v****a. When it's not. It's the ******** uterus.
If he beats me, i'm committing suicide. LOL
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:21 am
Solyriquist r0dan Solyriquist r0dan Solyriquist You gave an opinion, but you didn't vote. Care to? I thought it went without saying...IllMortal is actual pretty clever at times, but backslid and started off sorta weak... i get the meanings, but it wasn't as creative... especially not against the witty lurker, Solyriquist... VOTE: Solyriquist I thought so too. The fact that we're even tied at this point baffles me. No offense to immortal, who took so long to make a response that he should have been disqualified by now, according to the rules. But eh.yeah, plus his last two lines did NOT make up for the rest of the verse.. the very last line was the OTHER feeding frenzy i saw.. Flo is just being controversial rolleyes "eternal curse of ya worthless verse" had a catchy rhyming scheme to it, but wasn't on par with : "...then piss on his surface and serve his boneless body to a homless person, his scraps to the coldest earthlin', his raps to my soulless words, then" But eh, maybe i could just be feelin' myself too hard, like i always do.
I mean, in my opinion his disses were either too common, or tried too hard. Like the dissing on the "whack cats" part, but had little to do with the comic strip that i enjoy. I mean...Did he link it just because they both had cats in common? I don't get it. Now, if he would have put in his explanation that the cats in the comic was whack, then I could have slightly understood. He also went the way of trying to be personal, but found minimal information on me, and tried to jam it in there. Example "Casino working a**", but didn't even make a clever Casino related diss. All he did was mentioning where I work. Stuff like that is where i saw how he lacked at creativity in using any and every resource to be able to put through a legit attack towards me.
That, and I just don't give much respect towards lines that say "You act white", when it's just actualy me being educated/intelligent. Like, what, is that saying that I'm supposed to act ignorant and uneducated like what they assume "most blacks" act like? I don't get it.
What i should have done was make a diss towards him, correcting his mispelling of "womb" in his last battle, and then call him out on how much of a virgin he seems like when he said that the "woom" was a v****a. When it's not. It's the ******** uterus.
If he beats me, i'm committing suicide. LOL i said that about a few of my battles... i should be dead by now with the way some of my battles were judged... in the future i guess im gonna have to explain... =__= sigh... such is the life of an intellectual... and they wonder why i go mainstream at times... CAUSE THEY DON'T GET THE GOOD STUFF! but, hey! so goes the days of our lives as the hour glass stands still
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:45 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:41 am
Solyriquist r0dan Solyriquist r0dan Solyriquist You gave an opinion, but you didn't vote. Care to? I thought it went without saying...IllMortal is actual pretty clever at times, but backslid and started off sorta weak... i get the meanings, but it wasn't as creative... especially not against the witty lurker, Solyriquist... VOTE: Solyriquist I thought so too. The fact that we're even tied at this point baffles me. No offense to immortal, who took so long to make a response that he should have been disqualified by now, according to the rules. But eh.yeah, plus his last two lines did NOT make up for the rest of the verse.. the very last line was the OTHER feeding frenzy i saw.. Flo is just being controversial rolleyes "eternal curse of ya worthless verse" had a catchy rhyming scheme to it, but wasn't on par with : "...then piss on his surface and serve his boneless body to a homless person, his scraps to the coldest earthlin', his raps to my soulless words, then" But eh, maybe i could just be feelin' myself too hard, like i always do.
I mean, in my opinion his disses were either too common, or tried too hard. Like the dissing on the "whack cats" part, but had little to do with the comic strip that i enjoy. I mean...Did he link it just because they both had cats in common? I don't get it. Now, if he would have put in his explanation that the cats in the comic was whack, then I could have slightly understood. He also went the way of trying to be personal, but found minimal information on me, and tried to jam it in there. Example "Casino working a**", but didn't even make a clever Casino related diss. All he did was mentioning where I work. Stuff like that is where i saw how he lacked at creativity in using any and every resource to be able to put through a legit attack towards me.
That, and I just don't give much respect towards lines that say "You act white", when it's just actualy me being educated/intelligent. Like, what, is that saying that I'm supposed to act ignorant and uneducated like what they assume "most blacks" act like? I don't get it.
What i should have done was make a diss towards him, correcting his mispelling of "womb" in his last battle, and then call him out on how much of a virgin he seems like when he said that the "woom" was a v****a. When it's not. It's the ******** uterus.
If he beats me, i'm committing suicide. LOLLol my last line wasn't the most clever it just summed it all up. I think you're right that I might be disqualified based on the end date but I'm not sure lol. Personally, I thought I won but I find it understandable that you think the same of your verse. Either way, if you're unhappy with the results, we can have a rematch afterwords. I'm sure we could both spit better next time.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:45 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:17 pm
I vote Solyriquit. I think his verse was more funnier and had better dissed to it than immortals. I don't think immortals dissed connected like he wanted but both verses was good but I think Sol win though. : )
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