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 Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:32 pm
[RP LOG - #001]Counting ChangeWho: Hitsuzen
Where: Celadon City
Summary: "Lalalalala..."
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:03 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:24 am
[RP LOG - #003]Smooth CriminalWho: Neil
Where: Pewter City
Summary: "Lalalalala..."
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:27 am
[RP LOG - #004]Further StudyWho: Felek
Where: Canalave City
Summary: "Lalalalala..."
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:49 am
[JOURNAL ENTRY - #001]
Documented In: Basic Notepad
Location: Celadon City, Cafe La Vonde
Subject: Profit Loss Margins
Setting Description:
The notepad appears to have been tucked away inside a portfolio file, the one that would typically be used to transport documents in and out of meetings. However, on closer inspection it appears that the notepad does not conform to the usual standards, instead of the usual neat handwriting that Narcissus would often use, the content consists of scrawls, most of which seem to be jumbled calculations and musings.
Rather than a concrete business plan, it seems to be a place where this particular gijinka notes down a brainwave for investigation at a later date...
Content:
$1,636,000 - Lost commission based on data loss and delays. Deadline missed, excuse not bought. Joltik gijinka causing power outages is very funny apparently.
$50,000 - Ruined shoes and jacket, apparently Luxrays fail to realise that cars are deadly.
$15,000 - Goddamnit Sid, that coffee table was an import!
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$1,701,000 Sigh.
Conclusion:
Gijinka are popping up like daisies and are a considerable source of inconvenience. Sustained unnecessary profit loss and damages through acts of gods, but business partners are unresponsive to this. All gijinka appear to be naive and are at a high risk of death with one nearly dying on my doorstep - made for very awkward conversation with neighbour, tried "I'm having a BBQ" as an excuse for the blood, then remembered that he knew I was vegetarian...
Can only assume that logical and reasonable solution is to adopt one of the following stances:
- Become a pokemon trainer.
- Adopt all Gijinka
- Kill all Gijinka
- Dye hair blonde and pretend I'm human.
Alternatively, could also hunt down and batter Musharna senseless for being a moron - this is the most desirable but slightly less realistic option. May be something to consider at a later date if anymore of my stuff gets wrecked.
Only redeeming point in course of these events is that I can use one of these gijinka to increase business and have already used a second to acquire additional funds which will cover the shoes at least. The Eevee proved to be profitable in relations to a number of bets while the porygon seems to possess the ability to bypass any security protocols and encryption which might prove valuable (although I don't know his limitations). Just need to persuade him to wear some clothes...
Other Things:
1. Import billions of batteries so that Henry can suck on those instead of the powerlines. Cannot afford another power outage - alternatively send him to Vermillion to disrupt rivals.
2. Scratching pole for the cat???
3. Build shed on roof as retreat from the madness.
4. Find safe place for Hawke so the cat doesn't try to eat her again.
5. Rent, food, my sanity???
To-Do List:
1. Contracts - Read, Review, Sign. Deadline: Friday 22nd.
2. Hair Cut, 2pm
3. Pick up dry-cleaning.
4. Visit Olivia in hospital, remember to bring eyeliner so she can draw on her eyebrows (again). Visiting Hours: 3pm-5pm.
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:54 pm
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