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 Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:18 pm
Vile: Stupid Jedi... You killed my Grandfather! I will have my revenge!
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:54 pm
Zero: I didn't die in this game!!! *does victory dance, gets killed by Sigma* God dammit. *cough* *dies*
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:01 pm
Karill Masaki Zero: I didn't die in this game!!! *does victory dance, gets killed by Sigma* God dammit. *cough* *dies* Zero It was...*cough*...an even-numbered...game....*sputter*
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:29 pm
Bass: Snookums!
MegaMan: Bassy-kums!
*they hug*
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:18 am
Vile: Oh no! Not a charged shot!
Oh wait, that actually happened.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:34 am
X arrives on the plane Storm Eagle has occupied. "Ha! Alright, Storm Eagle! Time to face justice!"
Storm Eagle ignored the intro and called out, "Take this, X!" before blasting a Tornado at him. X, unable to withstand the strength of the wind, is sent flying off. Storm Eagle dives down, captures the maverick hunter, and places him back on the plane.
X stared at Storm Eagle, who was shaking his head. "Storm? You're not Maverick?"
"What? Of course I am! But I mean, c'mon! That was too easy! Put some effort into it!" X proceeded to fall flat on his face, making a loud clank as it hit the metal floor that was once a plane.
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Chill Penguin raises his hands in the midst of Sigma's lecture. "Ugh," groaned Sigma. "What is it now, Chill?"
"Um... why is it I have to practice the explosion sequence when guys like Flame Mammoth get to practice actual battles?"
Sigma sighed. "For the last time. Flame has actual potential. You have no chance of going up against any Maverick Hunter and will most likely be defeated."
"No, owned!" called out Flame Mammoth.
"Nono! Pwned!" continued Boomer Kwanger.
"Hey," said Sigma. "I like that one. Pwned. Remind me to use that in my next speach."
Chill Penguin sighed. "Life does not treat me well..."
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:03 pm
MegaMan: *waiting in an elevator* I can't believe SnakeMan installed an elevator... Even the songs they play are weird! (if you want to listen to the song go here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42510 (if it doesn't work, type in "SnakeMan preloader" in the "title search" bar))
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:54 am
A heavy breathing sound is heard from behind Rockman as he sits on the couch, watching TV. The low, intimidating puffs grew louder, until a voice called to him, "Rock, I am your father."
Unfazed, Rock sighs and replied, "Yes, I know Dr. Right," while flipping the channels.
"Oh come on, Rock! You can't tell me you're not a fan of Star Wars. Everyone is! In fact, I bet 100 years from now it'll still be influencial."
"Yeah, right. Like in a 100 years we'll be running around with laser guns and light sabres. Why not they throw in Boba Fett too?"
X chuckled to himself, catching Zero and Axl's attention as they paused in their sparring. "What happen, X?" asked Zero.
With a smile, X replied, "Oh nothing. Just remembering something." Then, more to himself, he added, "I guess my big brother lost that bet."
Axl blinked. "You have a brother?"
X sighed. "Nevermind."
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:32 pm
X: Do these megamanties make my butt look big?
Somehow... I just like the idea of any of the characters that wear the manties asking that. xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:33 pm
Megaman NT: *goes through the net, comes back quickly shuddering*
Lan: Megaman what happend!?
Megaman: So many crazed fan girls.....
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:36 am
Sigma: Give up, X and Zero. You will never defeat me!
X: Good will always triumph over evil, Sigma! We will keep on destroying you, no matter how long it takes!
Sigma: Bwa ha ha! Fools! How do you think I survived so many games?
X: What do you mean?
Sigma: No matter how strong you are... you cannot beat the power of my Game Genie and Game Shark codes! I have unlimited lives!
X: Damn it! I give up!
Zero: X?
X: Didn't you hear him? He has Game Genie and Game Shark codes!
Zero: You're right, I didn't sign up for this. Screw that. You win, Sigma.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:36 pm
Bass and Megaman are fighting, again.
Bass: Treble! Come!
*A girl in black runs over to Bass*
Girl: OMFG! Bass!
Bass: .............who the heck are you.?
Girl: My name's Omara! I'm your biggest fan!
Bass: Oh crap! Not again!
Omara: HE'S GETTING AWAY!
Girls: EEK!
*they all chase Bass*
Bass: Ah well, I guess I still have all the chicks....
Snakeman(who is sitting in a bar, with some snake-chick.): So.....do you like bad-***s?
Zero: You know, I think I need a haircut.
Axl: SPLEEN!
Sigma: I am LIEK A ILIETERIATE! OMG!
X: Like ohmygosh! I just bought the cutest miniskirt!
Zero: GAH! X! WTF?
Axl: Splee!
X: Does this little black dress make me look fat?
Axl: Yes, yes it does, very muchly.
Zero: Omg! Where did you get that? I though the mall was closed this late at night!
X: E-bay.
Zero: Alright!
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:52 pm
Zero: So, who is this girl?
Girl: Okay, for the last time, I'm a reploid, named Omara.
Zero: Okay Omara, there is something I want to ask you..
Omara: If it's about a date, you'll have ta wait
X and Axl: A DATE????
Axl: You think this is a joke you little brat?
Zero: No, I'd never date someone as....well..small, perkey and anoying as you are Omara.
X: Ahahahah! You got Pwned;
Omara: grrr.....*takes out a hot pink light blade*
Zero: What are u gonna do with that, huh?
Omara: Hyaaahh!*attacks Zero, X and Axl*
Omara: What? I don't like to be made fun of.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:03 pm
X is holding his stomache in one hand with a few sheets of paper in the other. Until that point, X wasn't even aware that Reploids could feel nausea! "Oh God, I'm gonna be sick."
His lifelong buddy and battle partner, Zero, sees X in his sicken state and rushes over. "X! What's wrong, buddy."
X, however, just shook his head. "And I thought what Sigma did was sick." He handed Zero the papers, and Zero read, some items reading aloud.
"Let's see. Fan Fiction dot Net... Mega Man X romance... X and... Zero?!" Zero's eyes bulged out, and he looked at X for one second before shuddering. He read on, seeing something about a special "dance" that involved things that made Zero as sick as X. "How could someone find this stuff entertaining?"
Alia approached the boys and looked over Zero shoulder. "Hey, whatcha... HEY!" She snatched the papers from Zero's hands. "I don't go through your stuff, so don't go through mine!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:17 pm
Shadow DelaSangre X is holding his stomache in one hand with a few sheets of paper in the other. Until that point, X wasn't even aware that Reploids could feel nausea! "Oh God, I'm gonna be sick." His lifelong buddy and battle partner, Zero, sees X in his sicken state and rushes over. "X! What's wrong, buddy." X, however, just shook his head. "And I thought what Sigma did was sick." He handed Zero the papers, and Zero read, some items reading aloud. "Let's see. Fan Fiction dot Net... Mega Man X romance... X and... Zero?!" Zero's eyes bulged out, and he looked at X for one second before shuddering. He read on, seeing something about a special "dance" that involved things that made Zero as sick as X. "How could someone find this stuff entertaining?" Alia approached the boys and looked over Zero shoulder. "Hey, whatcha... HEY!" She snatched the papers from Zero's hands. "I don't go through your stuff, so don't go through mine!" Sadly, there is some pretty sick stuff on there. ... Not that I've gone looking for it or anything. ninja Forte: The world is made of Love and Peace! *Makes the weird "v" sign Vash does.*
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