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 Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:28 pm
whats worse than three dead babies nailed to a tree?
one dead baby nailed to three trees. rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:34 pm
I think I need to go to the vet...
*flexes biseps* cuz these puppies are sick! blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:35 pm
Omg, I totally lol-ed at the vet one xD
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:55 pm
Here's a blonde joke! I'm blonde so I don't mean to insult anyone~
There's a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde running from the police. They run into a nearby barn. All three of them hide in potato sacks in the barn attic. The police reach the barn and begin searching, the find the sacks. One policemen kicks the sack the brunette is in, she meows. "Just a stupid cat," he says and kicks the sack the red-head is inside, she barks. "Just a dumb dog." Then he kicks the sack the blonde is inside, she replies-- "Potatoes."
Sorry that was long D;
REDNECK PICK-UP LINE #42:
Nice tooth.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:57 pm
Janitor to the Elevator Repairman
Janitor: How's the elevator buisness?
Elevator Repairman: Eh, it has its ups and downs.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:24 pm
two muffins are sitting in a pan in the oven, baking.
one muffin says to the other "is it getting hot in here?"
the other muffin screams "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
what do you call a sheep with no legs?
a cloud.
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay, could I get a beer please?"
The bartender looks at him shaking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here."
Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:33 pm
why did the first monkey fall out of a tree?
because it was dead!
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
peer pressure.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:16 pm
WARNING: May be disturbing.
Three videos in youtube had the exact same amount of views, and one man posts a comment on each of them.
One of the videos was about a man being a master over a child.
The guy comments saying "Master"
Another one of the videos was a girl bating some fish and caught a shark.
The guy comments saying "Bait"
The last one, was about an animal masturbating itself.
The guy comments saying "Master-baiting!"
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:52 pm
Sarius Rin two muffins are sitting in a pan in the oven, baking. one muffin says to the other "is it getting hot in here?" the other muffin screams "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!" what do you call a sheep with no legs? a cloud. A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here." Did you hear about the new French tank? Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind. One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS." I love the first and last one whee
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:27 pm
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
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Colorful Shadows Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:09 pm
Shaners2k10 Knock Knock Who's there? Goat Goat who? Goat to the door and find out. I love that one.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:16 pm
How did the police scare the bugs away?
They called for the S.W.A.T. team.
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:49 pm
Two Alabama rednecks are sitting and drinking in a bar.
One says to the other, "my wife's an angel!"
The other redneck replies, "you are so lucky. My wife is still alive."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:52 pm
Two Alabama rednecks are drinking on a porch.
One says to the other, "if I get into your truck, drive to your house and make love to your wife, then would that make us related?"
The other redneck thinks for a moment and finally replies, "no, but it would make us even."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:57 pm
A lysdexic vanstrestite walks into a bra...
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