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High-functioning Marshmallow
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 Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:17 pm
 ~Time Paradoxing~
“What is it?! It looks like a bird thing – oh, it's so cute! I want it, he could be friends with Ms. Hoppit! Ms. Hoppit loves friends, you know? Ever since she started dating Mr. Gruff-Tuff, all her friends were scared off! Well, really, um, Zachary kinda took them all, but I can't tell anyone in Sunshine Land that – stealing is a big no-no there, you know? So, they were all chased off by the local grouch! But, she still has a Sundip the sunflower and Pokey the ladybug! Plus, plus, a caterpillar who I still need to name.. I haven't thought of one yet, because I just got him awhile ago, just before I had that one fun time with that one guy who hangs out at the beach and Kimmy, but I won't tell you about it since you probably will get all uncomfortable and this is a sleepover and I don't want you to feel nervous during a sleepover!” Stop, breath. Okay, he was good to go for another round! “Sooooo.. Who is this? Does he have a name~?” Not as big of a round as that earlier one, but he was still catching his breath! He kept the doll squished against his chest, unwilling to give it back. Kim didn't like him bringing his toys over since he kept forgetting to put them back up and then there was that one incident in bed.. But, he wouldn't think on that one.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:36 pm
Gladice smiled at the man. He really was nice! Helping a poor woman in trouble and trying to redeemed that fool that was Jan. He should probbaly be a priest or something like that! "Isn't that nice of you! I'm sure everyone would appreciate your efforts on Jan!" She said in a chuckle just before taking a bite out of the pie that was in front of her. She loved to cook so much. "Well... There isn't much to say, really. This was a quite little village. People would do their thing and praise the Goddess, yes, this place always had their own goddess. One day, there was a huge hurricane, didn't wound anyone seriously, but had destroyed most of the island. People then left. Then that stupid mayor bought the island and tried to turn it into a village once again, but failed; this is why there's panther in the forest now... Lately people seems to be returning. Whatever he is doing to advertise the island seems to be working..."
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:53 pm
"Interesting.." Walter said as he finished his tea and pie. "For me and my chaps the quiteness of the village is exactly what were looking for, Ma'am. So i think this place will do nicely for all of us. Hopefully it will help Integra and Jan straighten out a bit, help them get their lives on track. If you know what i mean Ma'am." Walter said with a smile. "But enough about that, Ma'am. What do you find yourself doing in your spare time here? If i didnt have the job at the bar, i dont know what i would do. Though i have yet to explore what this village has to offer." Walter admitted gently.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:11 pm
Gladice thought for a moment. What was she doing when she wasn't busy? Well, usually, she would watch her soap, knit or bake! Those were her usual favourite things to do. But... what would someone else do? She though a bit more... There... There wasn't really anything to do, now that she thought about it. Usually, the drama here was enough to keep everyone entertained. "You know what Walter, I would have told you to go to the bar, but since you are working there... there isn't much to do here, but people to find ways to occupy themself. I like to bake and such, not that I have much time to do so, with the fool of a mayor. Have you seen the fountain? It was destroyed earlier this summer, do you know why it still haven't been repaired? Because the fool wanted to change it for a huge phalus poiting toward the skies! He gives me so many headacks!" She shook her head on that. Oh, she had wanted to cane that man so many times!
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:30 pm
"This mayor seems incompetent." Walter stated as he listened to Gladice. "But i always stayed out of public or government affairs. Too much bloody trouble." Walter added sincerely. "What does the old chap like in life? His weaknesses? Maybe i can use this to my advantage and change that soon to be bloody godawful fountain into a nice statue of some sort." Walter said to her. "As for baking though.." Walter said changing the subject suddenly. He leaned forward and smiled to the old woman. "You wouldnt know how to bake some scones now would you Ma'am?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:48 pm
"Incompetent? That's putting it lightly..." She simply said, shaking her head. Yes, staying away from politics had always been how she acted, but ever since Gaston was here, she didn't really had a choice! She had to do something in order to make sure that he wouldn't destroy her whole island. As for his weakness... "I really don't now! That man is... quite special. I know he likes anything 'Pretty'... he just doesn't seem to be the kind to find pretty what normal people do." Like a p***s-shaped fountain... Cooking, however, she knew how! She got up without answering Walter and went in the kitchen, where she took on of her numerous box containing all her cooking recipe! She found the little post card with the scone recipe on it and brought it back to walter. "Here you go! Best Scone on this side of the ocean!... Or rather in the middle of it."
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:13 pm
"Oh.." Walter blushed as he took the index card. He scratched the back of his head and smile nervously. "I dont cook Ma'am. Im afraid id set the place a blaze if i did." Walter blushed and laughed lightly. "But maybe i can have Integra cook these. You dont mind Ma'am? If i borrow this?" Walter asked as he pointed to the card, he had that plotting look in his eye. Yes.. get Integra cooking... would keep her away from the drugs.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:32 pm
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?""One of these babies!" He said, taking out one of these from his bag. "You never know what might happen, so when it does, I'll be ready to shoot it in the face! I also have my M9, and a bayonet. But you won't see them anytime soon." If he showed where he hid them, Kade might try to kill him with his own weapon! Yeah he didn't fully trust him. "Oh and his name is Flinchy. He's one of my favorite Pokemon! Him, my Starmie, and my Forrtress!" Gino was used to Kade already, and his long amusing rants. Really Kade could totally be one of his best friends! If only the whole 'homosexual' thing didn't make him not really want to take Kade to his house to hangout. His dad might disown him and Cici. "Um, when is Yoakim coming?"
He then added. "IF you mean those stuffed toys by the way, Zachery left them at his room at my house. He kind of lives with us." Zach bailed the Valentine house and moved in with the Cantatas finally. To start the school year and all. "So uh, I can bring them to your house later maybe. Doubt he cares."
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:16 pm
"Oh dear, don't set your place on fire, we don't even have a competent firemen" Said the old lady with a shy laugh. That had been supose to be a joke, but it was still the truth. Just like that crazy poor policewoman who's house had burned down not that long ago. Nothing had been salvagable and had been completely destroyed before anyone was able to help it. She should talk with Gaston someday about having a better fire department. "Oh, no. I do not mind at all. I happen to know most of these by hearts anyway. Just be sure to bring back the card when you are done with it. I still like to have them written just in cases my old age catches up with me."
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:39 pm
~Time Paradoxing~
“Flinchy? How cute! He sounds like the nervous type – which are always cute, because it's easy to get them all talking just by giving them a little scare. What's a Pokemon.. Oooh~! You mean those cartoon things from, um, a few years ago? Maybe more! I used to play the games, you know, because my little brother liked them, but I didn't get very far. I do remember having a really cute yellow thing following me around, though! I used to talk with it and stuff, but I didn't get the battling stuff so I dropped it after a few tries. What's a Fortress? Starmie..? I don't think I've heard of those! Um, so, Zachary has my ponies? I do miss them, Speckel used to chew on them all the time! You can come over to my place anytime you want to drop them off or I can go over to your place or whatever you think is fine – is that fine? I know some people get weird around me and stuff, but I'm okay with that, but if you're not then I can just give you my address or something. Oh, um, how's Zachary? Is he okay? Wait, he lives with you? I thought he was living on the streets! Which isn't good, because, living on the streets is dangerous.. I've heard there's a serial killer out there! Who covers his face and carries a big knife and stuff!! Someone even said that he raped someone! Which is scary! Not like scary as a big gun, but it's still scary – why do you – no, wait, not – um – I wasn't talking about the gun, I mean, I was, but I didn't mean to, I'm not supposed to be thinking about it and um.” ..Needless to say, Kade spoke even more than usual when he was nervous.
He kept quiet for a few seconds, hugging Flinchy as he looked at the kitchen where his waffles sat. Should he clean those up? Maybe later, when he wasn't afraid to turn his back on the blond. He put his eyes back onto Gino and started up again, “..Um.. Kim.. is probably.. doing stuff outside.. he should be back soon because of the weather. We can wait in his room? Up the stairs?” Yeah, Kade wouldn't move until Gino did. He wouldn't have the kid behind him with a gun! That was scary! Even if the gun was probably fake!
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:01 pm
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"Gino nodded, repacking and putting everything on his back again, before walking up the stairs. He held the gun in his hand while he did though. Once inside of, what he assumed was Yoakim's room, since it didn't look like an old lady's, he unloaded everything and sat his gun down on Yoakim's bed. He hoped he wasn't intruding or something.. leaving his stuff all over the floor. The young man sat down on Yoakim's bed, and just waited awkwardly for Kade. This was awkward no matter how he thought of it. Staying the night at Yoakim and his boyfriend's? While his grandamama isn't that far off?
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:29 pm
~Time Paradoxing~
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:53 pm
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"Gino noticed his discomfort of the gun after a bit, and simply took the thing and remove the magazine safely, before placing them both under Yoakim's bed. Clearly Gino wanted to sleep under it. Don't judge a teenager and his phobias! For all he knew he could be attack in his sleep if he didn't! Attacked by chickens! "Not exactly. Andy sleeps over a lot since.. well y'know, they're in-lesbian with each other." Gino tried not to laugh. He loved how Cici said it. "So sometimes they decide to make me bring them stuff, that's kinda like a slumber party, oh and I've slept at my erm..." Secret girlfriend? Fake girlfriend? "Friend, Mandy's, place. But we don't do much since she's in a wheelchair." Staying at someone's house the night was kind of like a slumber party.. kinda! Of course Gino never has, he's not popular unless he throws his money around. Which he hasn't done in awhile since everyone either knows him by now, hates him, or doesn't accept his money anymore.
Dammit, why can't there be any new people around for him to try to put his d**k into with money?! Wait, getting sidetracked... "So yeah, never have I guess. What do you do? Drink alcohol, watch scary movies, then pant raid someone? I don't think I want to panty raid Gladice though."
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:43 pm
“Is Ash okay with you sleeping at Mandy's? Um, no offense, but most girls aren't cool with that, you know? They get kind of jealous usually.” Especially at that age! Every girl was insecure when they were a teenager, making them easier to get jealous! That was what Kade remembered, at least. He was still a male, though, so maybe he was wrong and Ash was just fine with it. On to more important issues, though! Gino didn't know what one was supposed to do at a sleep over! Kade giggled, “Noo, you're too young to drink alcohol! Or maybe you're not..? How old are you? Um, doesn't matter, we're not gonna drink alcohol,” Since that had ended with Kade getting into a threesome with a beach bum. A nice beach bum, but a beach bum regardless! “no scary movies – they're scary! I don't like scary movies! And, um, what was..? Panty raiding? What? Noooo!! That would be wrong!” He shook his head – really. What was up with teenage boys?! “We're gonna play games! And.. and tell stories and gossip and.. and do stuff! Like.. Um..”
Kade turned and opened a drawer in the nightstand, shuffling through whatever was in there to find his notebook and – aha! His fortune teller! He took the origami fortune teller out and sat on the bed next to Gino, slipping his fingers inside. “See this? It's like a fortune cookie, but there's no cookie because I don't know how to bake those.. Anyway! It's cool! Look, ready, pick a color! Go on, red, blue, green, or yellow!” He held the folded paper out to him so he could see the multi-colored letters.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:29 pm
"I dont plan on it Ma'am." Walter said with a smile. "Righto ill get this back to you in a jiffy. Well i should be getting back Ma'am. My shift starts soon at the bar. If your ever wanting a chat with a young chap." Walter said as he pulled out a business card from his vest not thinking about it. On it was:
Walter C. Dolones
Mercenary for hire
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And a number (thats what the ##'s are) to contact him at. On the back was a cute witty British saying for cleaning up the streets of London. A metaphor for how he 'took out the trash'.
"Dont hesitate to call Ma'am. Do you want any help cleaning up?" Walter asked the old woman as he stood up and looked to the table.
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