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 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:37 pm
Your still in the hopital from last time you did somthing stupid.
I'm trying to slay 3 dragons at once!
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:15 pm
You take your legendary sword and jump at the first dragon, you slice its head clean off. You run at the second, block its fangs from crushing you and land sword first on its head, destroying its brain. You leap at the third, you dodge its flame breath and swipe slicing off one paw, with it distrated you slice off its head. But it turns out its not a dragon, but a hydra! You fend off the three new dragon heads and slice off one after the other. You dodge nine new dragon heads, bouncing off one neck of a hydra to the next expertly dodging each set of fangs and each plume of fire. Then you dive into the mouth of the biggest head, and when everyone thought you had died. You leap out of the hydra's body sword waving. Killing the beast. As you walk away you trip on a pebble and break your pinkie finger thats why youre in the hospital.
Im going to cheer on Zera Stardust as she fights dragons
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:20 pm
As you are distracted by the epic battle before you, a small pixie sneaks up behind you and ties your leg to a rock before picking your pocket and running away. When you try to run forward and congratulate Zera, you do a faceplant resulting in a broken nose and several lacerations.
I am changing a lightbulb
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:21 pm
a prankstesets you on fire
I'm replying to a thread
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:25 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Your computer can't handle your posting and explodes, sending metal shards into your skull.
I am eating some delicious chocolate!
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:30 pm
The chocolate is actually nectar drink of the greek gods, and you burn up of the essence.
Im pole dancing! xD
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:34 pm
A horde of Horny zombies rip you from the pole and violate/devour you
I just realized listening to dir en grey
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:40 pm
the pop ups destroy your pop up blocker, and the pop ups brake your screen, and fly through your body at high speeds.
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:04 pm
a bear chases a unicorn out of no wheres and they violate you into a coma on the spot
I'm washin mah face
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:10 am
but you didn't saw there were many little crabs on the brand you are using to wash your face.
I'm playing with a panda
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:59 am
The panda finds out in a post you made that you hate pandas, and simply eats you.
Im getting ready to take a shower.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:07 am
And it rips your arme off and you nearly bleed to death. Now you like pandas anymore. (Turns out it was a demon panda)
I'm fighting Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:10 am
He Slaps you in your face and says "Mahika mahika ajujuju!" then you fell.
I ate pizza with Coleikins
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:07 pm
the pizza had sardines that made you allergic to sardines and you end up having an allergu attack. the goosebumps clog your throat causing you to be rushed to the hospital where they have to stick THOUSANDS of needles in you... plus you need surgery because you were pregnant and they're saving the baby.
I'm on a date with the hottest guy ever. my boyfriend.
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:17 pm
You kiss your boyfriend so long that he never told you he had a very bad sickness and ONWARD TO THE HOSPITAL
I am riding barney!
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