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My Crew was

Exo ( heart )
Yue (Since he was battling Exo when I started)
Bubby (My Wailord)
Gusta (Exo's Lickilicky)

And Yue died of cannibalism 5 minutes into the game, Bubby fell of the ship into a volcano and Gusta was killed by vampires. May they rest in peace. cry

Figures I'd get eaten... It's always the cute sweet girls that get eaten :/

I can't wait to see where this goes. whee

Alright I'll play agian razz

Crew: Exo, Yue, Spinel, Divine.


Events:

-Yue's pinkie explodes, running a perfectly good sandwich.
-Exo accidentally navigates the ship into a small tree, causing an innocent cuscus to fall to its death.
-A mean tail wind kicks up behind you. You make a joke about "tail wind" and everyone laughs.
-You all stop to get matching anchor tattoos, but Divne mishears and gets a unicorn. The unicorn gang doesn't see the humor in Divne's unauthorized use of their symbol, however, and tears the flesh off Divne's arm.
-Emo Paperclip catches "stumpface."
-Exo broke an arm while engaging in some rowdy horseplay.
-The candy turns Yue into a horse. Yue is not very useful any more.
-Exo is stricken with a case of general tumescence. Breathing becomes difficult and movements stiff.
- Exo Died
-Out of Ammo
-Out of Food
-Yue Dies
-I died
- Divine dies
-Spinel dies

Game over gonk

@ EPC: Booooo, nothing interesting happened to meeeee. D:

@ Yue: You let me die! scream I kill you now!

I just beat it with Sam as my Guide. I was the only crew member to survive though. cry

Here we go again:


- A girl asks to help find her lost dog. You find the dog in the next town over where he has a secret second family. He bribes you to keep his secret hidden and promises he'll be back to the first girl before long.
-The wind turns against you! Fight as you may, you are no match for the wind.
-A ghost appears in the middle of the night and offers to show you how you will die. Enjoy your surprise death!
- Exo miraculously develops a sixth sense. It's called "clobe," and it's completely useless and unpleasant.
- "I sense a great deal of death in the area." "We'd be fools not to investigate." Gained 5 Ammo.
- You see signs advertising a party on the ground below. Would you like to join? No, we're too busy.
- A man introduces himself to you as Doctor Slaptastic and asks if you would like to be healed. He slaps Spinel across the face, healing diseases you didn't even know about.
-You develop a case of cerebral termites.Cerebral termites are a delicacy. Using a coat hanger and some honey you fish them out and make a stew.
- As you admire the tree, you feel your luck improve.
- "In retrospect, it was probably foolish of me to challenge you all to an arm wrestling match." Louie incapacitates the crew.
- A band of pygmies, amazed by everything about you, asks if you'd like to be their ruler. Do you accept? You rule with an iron fist for about ten minutes before you get bored. On the way out you steal a bunch of really nice stuff. Gained 50 Loot.
- A priestess of the jellyfish demigod wants to help you. She uses her healing powers to restore some of Sao's health.
- You find a sign pointing off the main trail labeled "secret shortcut." Do you take it? Turns out there's a toll, but you've come this far so you might as well pay it.
- You find a rope descending from the heavens with a note attached reading, "do not pull!" We continue on.
- "The forests are filled with treasure." "You just need to know where to look." Louie effortlessly moves a large boulder to reveal several cases of loot jutting out of the ground. Gained 50 Loot.
-You find a rope descending from the heavens with a note attached reading, "do not pull!" An immense amount of cloud fruit comes pouring down, along with an angry old man who berates you for knocking down his carefully balanced display.
-This seedy structure was cataclysmically destroyed some centuries ago. Clearly, it did not meet with a happy ending. Sifting through the ruins, you find an ancient cache of oils and lotions. You lubricate your ship, slightly increasing your speed.
-"I'm afraid I used some of your loot to purchase a new cape. I think we can all agree it was a wise investment."
- Spinel discovered a hidden stash of energy bars in the lower decks.
- The ghost realizes you don't have a DVD player and leaves angry and disappointed.
- A handsome boy minstrel wanders into camp. Would you like him to sing for you? He has the voice of an angel and you sign him to your record label. He becomes the next teen sensation and you lose time escaping the hordes of shrieking fans in pursuit.
- The long journey is starting to take its toll. Every member of your crew has sprouted a gnarly beard. Shaving the beards reduced wind resistance and weight, allowing you to travel faster.
- Sao invents a game where you roll a hoop around the ship with just a stick. The hoop goes over the edge. Sao goes after it, revealing the amazing ability to fly for short periods of time. You force Sao to use this ability to steal from other airships.
- EPC captures a rare specimen of butterfly in a jar. Examine the butterfly. On closer inspection, the butterfly contains a map on its wings. You alter your course and gain some ground.
- A storm blows up and you take refuge at a cottage warm. There you meet a doting couple. The gentleman introduces his eerily limp wife as Porphyria and himself as her Lover. According to him, they have overcome the transience of earthly love, though he won't say how. You think it's because his wife is dead, but perhaps a closer reading of the tableau will reveal more about romantic love than you wish to know. Exo gets a mean case of the willies.
- Your ship gets bubblegum rot. You're constantly pulling sticky rotten wood off the bottom of your shoe.
- Within the safe walls of Fort Larroquette, a man approaches offering a trade: "Hey pal, wanna barter for some ammo? I found it in my grandmother's attic." Trades and gets ammo.
- Everyone's bored. The crew wants to have a talent show. Bust out the costume chest and puppet stage. The talent show takes a long time, but you learn a lot about each others' strengths and anxieties. Gain speed.
- You see a vampire following you on the ground. Try to catch them. You stay up all night chasing the vampire to no avail. This makes you very tired and you oversleep the next morning.
- "In order to protect you from yourselves, I went through your food stores and threw out anything that looked too sugary or fattening." You lose 50 lbs of food in addition to what your crew already ate.
- EPC gets kicked in the head by a horse, severely damaging their brain area. Where the hell did a horse come from? Oh, you're right, there are no horses on your airship. Nevermind.
- "My superior sense of smell allowed me to hone in on a cache of food buried in the forest below." "It also makes me wish you tended to your toilette more diligently." Louie finds a pack of all-beef hot dogs buried under a log.
- A girl asks you to help find her lost dog. Do you help? This was actually just the set up for a really boring religious lecture. You assure her you've already found your own dog.
- Spinel is swindled by a televangelist.
- A traveler near you is struck by an epiphany and wants to rid herself of worldly possessions. You are only too happy to help. Gained loot.
- A girl asks you to find her dog. Say no, She calls you a mild profanity.
- A seemingly ordinary oversized novelty shoe is rendered magical by the presence of a dog. Play with the dog. the dog is busy
- Everyone starts to feel ill after dinner. Someone filled the salt shaker with rat poison! You search for the culprit and notice a bat leaving the ship from the corner of your eye.
-You come across a wrecked airship partially covered with undergrowth. Do you go in for a closer look? You find a bunch of dirty magazines and lose hours educating yourself
-"Looks like the path splits here. If we keep going through the forest, it'll take a little longer but we'll have plenty of animals to hunt. The desert is quicker, but my prey is scarce. What do you think?" Cut through the desert
- Your shirt has a hole in it. And you have three weddings to go to. You no longer recognize yourself. Perhaps your name is Exo? You eat some cheese to feel better.
- You come across the scene of an airshipwreck from long ago. Trees and plants now grow out of the rotting wooden carcass. Explore and find nothing.
- An ogre waves you down to challenge you to an arm-wrestling contest. Do you accept? On the verge of pinning you, the ogre is stung by a bee. You seize the opportunity and win. He is a big crybaby about it, but stays true to his word and shows you a shortcut.
- EPC accidentally fell off the ship while chasing a moth. Investigate the scene. The moth escaped unharmed. Shame about EPC. EPC Dies. ( crying )
- These bones serve as a grim reminder of the desert's terrible powers. Examine the bones. Upon closer inspection, a small plaque reads "brought to you by the desert's terrible powers."
- The shadow man visits you in the dead of night. You tell yourself it's not real, but you know better. Wake up! You awake in a cold sweat to find some ammo missing.
- "My hunger can no longer be contained." "I must feed." Louie manages to eat like 8 double cheeseburgers.
- You find zombie rats in your food. You kill the undead buggers, but a bunch of food is ruined. Zombie rats are a sign that vampires are near. ( no food left )
- You fear that Spinel has become a zombie, but have no proof. Due to your well-known history of psychotic hallucinations and unfounded accusations, the rest of your crew doesn't believe you. What do you do? Assume you're mistaken and let Spinel live. Later that night, Spinel eats . It turns out Spinel was actually a cannibal, not a zombie, so you spare their life. Spinel dies.
- Yue Taewang, EPC, Spinel, Exo, Sao becomes corrupted by rock music and adopts an anti-authority stance.
- I died.
- An ogre challenges us to a wrestling match. An ogre is basically an ox standing upright. She pins you in seconds, but admires your gumption and gives you a potion to help you recover.
-"In order to get us out of the desert faster, I've decided to whip all of you in a motivational manner." "Forward, beasts!" Louie's strategy works. Everybody picks up the pace to avoid getting whipped.
-A friendly stranger borrows some loot to show you a magic trick. Watch closely. Then he does an even better trick and disappears into thin air. He took our loot.
-Spinel dies.
- An old man flags you down and regales you with a fabulous story from his youth.
- Everyone's dead.