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Pollack says "What the s**t?" but nobody hears her empty insults in the empty room.

She looks for a start button on the computer, but there is none. It is very old, perhaps a century or two. The fact that it still functions is a miracle. There are no brand names on it, and it is solidly glued to the floor.
It also apears that there are no wires running from this computer, except for the one connecting it to the keyboard.

The keyboard is a standard QWERTY keyboard, except for the addition of an infinity symbol at the lower left.

My Poor Cosette examines the back of the computer.

There is a single wire plugged in, connecting the computer to the keyboard. The glue that once held down the computer is now cracked and useless.

Pollack types in the infinity symbol and hits enter.

Uh oh.

The computer starts to produce a large amount of binary text, overheating to the point of having the screen melt. Pollack is unable to approach the computer as it heats up to the point of breaking.

It no longer functions.

It seems that the glue that was holding it down has cracked from the heat though.

Classic Noir approaches the computer, and then spontaneously starts dancing. The dance is short and very embarrassing. Classic Noir hopes that nobody was watching while it happened.

He types in GAIAONLINE.COM, but receives an error message.

It seems that entering URLs at the moment is temporarily locked

Pollack kicks the useless piece of s**t of a computer aside, cracking the now useless glue and revealing a hole.

There are a ******** ton of wires running from underneath the computer all the way down the hole. It is rather narrow, but if you were to really tuck in your arms you might just be able to slip down, if it weren't for all those mother ******** wires that are in the way.