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Zhaff

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:45 am


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SENTI WALKS TO THE POSTOFFICE TO FIND HIS BOSS CRYING IN THE CORNER.




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>"This is normal behaviour, I'll leave him to it."
>"Boss, what's ******** Cocksucker."
>Leave
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:47 am


User ImageName: Tribor
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Profession: Goldmine Owner/Mayor/Railway Owner/Bank Owner
Inventory: Knife, Shotgun, Pistol, Package for Sheriff Noir
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TRIBOR WALKS TO THE ZHAFFLANDS. THE TOWN IS SILENT. PLAN CONTINUES TO PANIC AND LOOK OUT THE WINDOW OF THE BANK.




>Go to Bank
>Go to Sheriff's Office
>Go to Doctor
>Go to Railway
>Go to Whorehouse
>Go to Mr. Wu's Pig Farm

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:48 am


Maybe if I act nice and polite I'll get a raise. surprised

>"Boss, what's wrong?"
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:49 am


>Go to Bank

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:50 am


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"I WAS ATTACKED BY A MAD INDIAN WOMAN. SHE TOOK ALL OF THE PACKAGES AND LETTERS."



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>"Don't worry Boss, I'll find that cocksucking Indian!"
>"Be a man, Go find that ********>
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:53 am


Please forgive me for this, Shyra.

>"Don't worry Boss, I'll find that cocksucking Indian!"

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:53 am


User ImageName: Tribor
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Profession: Goldmine Owner/Mayor/Railway Owner/Bank Owner
Inventory: Knife, Shotgun, Pistol, Package for Sheriff Noir
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TRIBOR WALKS TOWARD THE BANK.

PLAN SHOUTS "GET AWAY OR THE SHERIFF DIES!"



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>Walk into Bank
>Shoot the Window
>Leave Area
>"You don't have to do this. Come work for me."
>"Come out and I'll let you leave."
>"You're not leaving alive, cocksucker."
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:55 am


User ImageName: Senti
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SENTI RECEIVES A PISTOL AND KNIFE FROM HIS BOSS.




>Go to Doctors
>Go to Bank
>Go to Sheriff's Office
>Leave Zhafflands

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:57 am


> GREEDY TRIBOR WANTS TO OWN ALL "You don't have to do this. Come work for me."
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:58 am


What an irresponsible adult, giving weapons to a young kid. For shame.

>Go to Doctors

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:00 am


User ImageName: Tribor
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Inventory: Knife, Shotgun, Pistol, Package for Sheriff Noir
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"YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS. COME WORK FOR ME."

OUT OF OPTIONS, PLAN SAYS "YOU MEAN IT? GIVE ME YOUR WORD"



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>Walk in Bank
>Shoot the Window
>Leave Area
>"I give you my word."
>"You're not leaving alive, cocksucker."
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:02 am


> VICTORY "I give you my word."

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:04 am


User ImageName: Senti
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SENTI WALKS TO THE DOCTORS, WHERE SHE FINDS THE DOCTOR TREATING A PATIENT AND... OH ******** IT'S THE INDIAN!

SENTI IS SHOCKED TO SEE THE INDIAN IN THE TOWN!

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>"You'll pay for what you did!" Shoot ******** you!" Stab her
>"****** ****** ******" Shoot the Doctor
>"MUCHO CESAER MILAN!" Shoot everyone in Room
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:05 am


User ImageName: Tribor
Health: [||||||||||]
Profession: Goldmine Owner/Mayor/Railway Owner/Bank Owner
Inventory: Knife, Shotgun, Pistol, Package for Sheriff Noir
Bounty: 0g

"I GIVE YOU MY WORD."

PLAN RUNS OUT OVER TO TRIBOR.



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>Shake his hand
>Cut his throat
>Punch him in the Face

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:08 am


Zhaff
User ImageName: Tribor
Health: [||||||||||]
Profession: Goldmine Owner/Mayor/Railway Owner/Bank Owner
Inventory: Knife, Shotgun, Pistol, Package for Sheriff Noir
Bounty: 0g

"I GIVE YOU MY WORD."

PLAN RUNS OUT OVER TO TRIBOR.



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>Shake his hand
>Cut his throat
>Punch him in the Face

>Shake his hand (That's for being a smart man and joining me)
>Punch him in the Face (That's for being a dumb a** and robbing me)
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